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Ninurta posted:Tosses Tribe Garlic Hummus in the trash. Well, gently caress. I hope I didn't eat Soylent Green. He died over a year ago. Any bits have long since been rinsed out by his replacement cleaner.
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toplitzin posted:Did no one notice this??? Well hey, the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.
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Ninurta posted:Tosses Tribe Garlic Hummus in the trash. Well, gently caress. I hope I didn't eat Soylent Green. dude free protein e: actually more like dude protein
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May 22, 2015 08:14
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Well, at least the guy not on the ladder is holding on to it, so that when gently caress nuts plummets to his death he will not die alone.
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May 22, 2015 14:03
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How strong do you have to be to lift a ladder and a ~200 pound man on said ladder from falling to their death (maybe) with just one arm and no help from your back. My guess is hella strong but I'm no scientist.
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May 22, 2015 15:59
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Marshmallow Blue posted:How strong do you have to be to lift a ladder and a ~200 pound man on said ladder from falling to their death (maybe) with just one arm and no help from your back. My guess is hella strong but I'm no scientist.
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May 22, 2015 16:16
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zedprime posted:The ladder is vertically constrained at the top and base. He is (pretending) to balance it to keep it horizontally constrained while ladder guy gets into place. This seems like it might actually work (not be safe though) if the other guy was bracing the feet of the ladder instead of pulling it up and back, which is the direction of force most likely to make it slip off the wall
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May 22, 2015 16:19
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:This seems like it might actually work (not be safe though) if the other guy was bracing the feet of the ladder instead of pulling it up and back, which is the direction of force most likely to make it slip off the wall Yeah the ladder isn't going anywhere. My concern is that the rails really aren't designed to take a load at that angle, so I can easily see a rail(s) buckling from the downward force being applied at a more direct angle. If it had been an extension ladder, I think it might be safer since those are designed to be used at a variety of pitches (including horizontal as part of scaffolding).
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May 22, 2015 16:30
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 A good way to keep power lines up
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May 22, 2015 17:35
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"You used metal rakes right?" "Yes" "good" *I am not an electrician.
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May 22, 2015 17:38
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Marshmallow Blue posted:"You used metal rakes right?" That's a strange way to spell plastic.
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having never used a wood chipper before, is there a reason why the horizontal loading ones aren't sloped?
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May 22, 2015 18:32
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This came up earlier but he's using it properly. Pulling down the stop bar with his hands.
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May 22, 2015 18:39
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Darth123123 posted:This came up earlier but he's using it properly. Pulling down the stop bar with his hands. Why not just push it in with a stick? The stop bar might keep him from losing a leg, but it still seems likely he'd lose a toe.
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May 22, 2015 19:53
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Canemacar posted:Why not just push it in with a stick? The stop bar might keep him from losing a leg, but it still seems likely he'd lose a toe. What is he going to lose a toe from, touching a log with his shoe?
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May 22, 2015 19:57
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Forer posted:Related story, Fermentation tank where yeast goes to chew on sugars for bread and fart out co2 gets a hole in it. Tightly enclosed space that a person needed to get in to weld. I'm sure that i"ve heard it in this thread first, but the chain locker on ships (where the anchor chain is coiled up and stored) is treated with some measure of care, as the chain oxidizes so fast that the O2 level drops really low if the locker stays sealed, before you realize it you're in the back of the chain room and passing out and oops you bonked your head and you're dead now.
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Jonny 290 posted:I'm sure that i"ve heard it in this thread first, but the chain locker on ships (where the anchor chain is coiled up and stored) is treated with some measure of care, as the chain oxidizes so fast that the O2 level drops really low if the locker stays sealed, before you realize it you're in the back of the chain room and passing out and oops you bonked your head and you're dead now. "Killed by chain oxidation" is up there with "death by potato gas" as a lovely and unexpected way to go. http://www.skuld.com/upload/Product...in%20locker.pdf
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uPen posted:What is he going to lose a toe from, touching a log with his shoe? Sticking it too close to the sharp pieces of metal moving very fast and with great force?
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May 22, 2015 20:29
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Canemacar posted:Sticking it too close to the sharp pieces of metal moving very fast and with great force? "I'll be careful. How dangerous could a machine called a wood chipper be?"
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Canemacar posted:Sticking it too close to the sharp pieces of metal moving very fast and with great force? Ok let's go back. Do you know what STOP* bar does? * there's a hint in here
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May 22, 2015 21:14
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i assume STOP stands for 'severe trauma or paralysis'
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May 22, 2015 21:15
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Mozi posted:i assume STOP stands for 'severe trauma or paralysis' Getting colder
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Darth123123 posted:Ok let's go back. Do you know what STOP* bar does? If the default state is “shred items inserted” and I’m required to hold something in place to make it stay turned off, I’m still going to be a little wary of sticking my foot in it.
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Darth123123 posted:Ok let's go back. Do you know what STOP* bar does? The stop bar is in case you are caught by errant tree limbs. Body parts entering the hopper is not advised. e. Raskolnikov38 posted:having never used a wood chipper before, is there a reason why the horizontal loading ones aren't sloped? zedprime fucked around with this message at 22:51 on May 22, 2015 |
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zedprime posted:Have you ever thought through the chain of events? Because its a little late to let go after you lose your toes. Pretty much. If you're putting parts of your body into the "chops things into little pieces" machine, you already done hosed up.
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May 22, 2015 22:50
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That's like putting a pistol to your temple and pulling the trigger, while yelling "ITS OK, THE SAFETY IS ON."
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May 22, 2015 22:57
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A ship's anchor chain loses its brake and goes into runaway mode. If the old Norse gods wanted a chainsaw, they'd make it from something like this. Too bad smoke obscures the end. Look at how big the links are and guess at the amount of energy involved in the moving chain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAcfaMDcY68
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May 22, 2015 23:02
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cant remember if this one was posted
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NOO you DONT understand. Read it again. STOP BAR. What can go wrong? What man would not cram all his extremeties into a gigantic metal shredder as it does gods work and insist on it being safe because there is a foolproof STOP BAR. It even says foolproof in the manual what can go wrong! hahaha
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reagan posted:cant remember if this one was posted That one made me queasy just looking at it.
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Darth123123 posted:Ok let's go back. Do you know what STOP* bar does? It's more of a PAUSE bar, really.
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I'm pretty sure the chipper does not turn back on the instant you let go of the stop bar. If it did, that'd be incredibly bad design. That said, you shouldn't ever have to stick extremities into there, at least not without completely locking out and tagging out the system in some way.
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Relying on the stop bar to save you when you stick your foot in a woodchipper is like relying on a fuse to save you when you use a blowdryer in the tub.
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Evilreaver posted:
ghetto electric fence
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midnightclimax posted:dude free protein Fixed that for you.
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Today I learned that no one in gbs knows what a clutch is.
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Peanut President posted:Today I learned that no one in gbs knows what a clutch is. If it were a 'go' bar instead of a 'stop' bar it would be a slightly less bad idea, but feeding yourself into a running wood chipper is still dumb as hell.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A ship's anchor chain loses its brake and goes into runaway mode. If the old Norse gods wanted a chainsaw, they'd make it from something like this. Too bad smoke obscures the end. Look at how big the links are and guess at the amount of energy involved in the moving chain. You can also calculate the speed and length of the chain by counting the white links! I have no idea how it works though.
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