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NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003


that owns

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Wow that is a surprising number of Garfield scratch tattoos. And they're all horrible.

The decapitated garfield bleeding / saltshaker head thing was even dumber.

How do people live their lives with this poo poo on their arms permanently? I'll never understand.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Zaphod42 posted:

Looks like pizza toppings.

I was gonna say mitochondria and flagella.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

I'm just disappointed by the fact that he's skateboarding on pizza instead of lasagna.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


I feel like this one is regrettable...

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
is she pregnant?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


ChairmanMeow posted:

is she pregnant?

i believe so...

e: was pregnant, baby is now out of there

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

zenintrude posted:

I feel like this one is regrettable...



the mommy rocker, the oregon finger tattoo or the charmander belt

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Smoking Crow posted:

the mommy rocker, the oregon finger tattoo or the charmander belt

Betcha $100 that's a GAME OVER set of finger tattoos.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

zenintrude posted:

I feel like this one is regrettable...



Would

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.


honestly not sure if this belongs here...

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

Iron Crowned posted:

Are there any quality pizza tattoos?

If you said that in the quality (YLLS) tattoo thread there would be fighting words. I don't any saved but a lot of them have good ones, most are small filler pieces but some are a bit larger. Ask in there for examples(or someone post some here).

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Daddy was a either a dick firefighter or a stripper who dressed as a firefighter?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cobalt impurity posted:



honestly not sure if this belongs here...

Love it.



Hatchet penis? What?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

JoelJoel posted:

Wrong thread, tat owns.

Um, yeah, that's why the poster was quoting this

Iron Crowned posted:

Are there any quality pizza tattoos?

when they posting that picture.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Iron Crowned posted:

Are there any quality pizza tattoos?

Look no further than https://instagram.com/pizzatattoos/













Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Pizza Dat rear end rules, actually.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

cyberia posted:

Look no further

This is a very good post, thank you.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Picnic Princess posted:

Um, yeah, that's why the poster was quoting this


when they posting that picture.

Hey, cool, maybe try reading the thread title for some context on "good".

Also, why do you hate contributing? GIS isn't that hard to use.

peo
Sep 7, 2003

It's easier to club baby seals.

JoelJoel posted:

Wrong thread, tat owns.

I never really read Garfield as a bad rear end muscle scratch mascot, but whatever:











This probably is from one of those Sunday colour cartoons, where they have a big panel on top with the name Garfield. Every week they're different, and I think I remember seeing this used. That or in one of the big collections. It's probably been done multiple times; definitely at least two, judging by the tattoos.

peo has a new favorite as of 16:24 on May 23, 2015

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Oh, so this is the guy who made the creepy futanari pizza commercial.

e: apparently that's a gum commercial. Tells you how good that marketing move was, though, when the commercial is so weird that you don't even remember the product advertised.

Fur20 has a new favorite as of 08:32 on May 23, 2015

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

JoelJoel posted:

Hey, cool, maybe try reading the thread title for some context on "good".

Also, why do you hate contributing? GIS isn't that hard to use.

I think you're confused.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Picnic Princess posted:

I think you're confused.

I think you're a boring dick that doesn't understand the point of this thread. If you're going to continue to bog the thread down with pointless, effort-free post, maybe include a bad tattoo, you knob.








Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

JoelJoel posted:

I think you're a boring dick that doesn't understand the point of this thread. If you're going to continue to bog the thread down with pointless, effort-free post, maybe include a bad tattoo, you knob.


Does that say "rarebreed" or "harebreed"?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Postal Parcel posted:

Does that say "rarebreed" or "harebreed"?

hatebreed is my guess.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Postal Parcel posted:

Does that say "rarebreed" or "harebreed"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwgX8yBqsw

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Postal Parcel posted:

Does that say "rarebreed" or "harebreed"?

I thought it said forehead until I read your post and went back and counted the letters.
I desperately want to know what it says in his police record under "any distinguishing marks or features".

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Istari posted:

I thought it said forehead until I read your post and went back and counted the letters.
I desperately want to know what it says in his police record under "any distinguishing marks or features".

I bet that cop was pissed he had to list all that poo poo. That or he went the lazy route and just wrote "buncha poo poo tattoos all over his stupid face."

Have I mentioned lately how much I despise ambigrams?

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Karma Monkey posted:

I bet that cop was pissed he had to list all that poo poo. That or he went the lazy route and just wrote "buncha poo poo tattoos all over his stupid face."

Have I mentioned lately how much I despise ambigrams?



Is it still an ambigram if it's illegible both backward and forwards?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Clitch posted:

Is it still an ambigram if it's illegible both backward and forwards?

Yes, that is exactly the definition of an ambigram tattoo. (As far as I'm concerned anyway. :colbert:)

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
I appreciate that at least one side of that terrible tattoo is the word "Regret".

Because that person should.

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


Karma Monkey posted:

I bet that cop was pissed he had to list all that poo poo. That or he went the lazy route and just wrote "buncha poo poo tattoos all over his stupid face."

Have I mentioned lately how much I despise ambigrams?



God drat, usually I don't have to work too hard to figure out what these things are supposed to say but wow that's a new level of unreadable. Fairly certain it's regret/nothing but I'm by no means sure.

gently caress ambigrams.











That last one is literally out of a Dan Brown book, so you know it's high class.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Traxus IV posted:

God drat, usually I don't have to work too hard to figure out what these things are supposed to say but wow that's a new level of unreadable. Fairly certain it's regret/nothing but I'm by no means sure.

gently caress ambigrams.











That last one is literally out of a Dan Brown book, so you know it's high class.

Ok, I can read most of them, but can someone tell me what the others are?

I've got:
Art&Science / philosophy
Saint / Sinner
??? / ???
hate (only guessing from context) / love
?????????

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
Third is The World Is Mine.

The Dan Brown one is Earth Air Fire Water.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Hat Love.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Laserjet 4P posted:

Third is The World Is Mine.

The Dan Brown one is Earth Air Fire Water.

Thanks! I couldn't see it until you said what it was.

Have some more!





Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Karma Monkey posted:

I bet that cop was pissed he had to list all that poo poo. That or he went the lazy route and just wrote "buncha poo poo tattoos all over his stupid face."

Have I mentioned lately how much I despise ambigrams?



Rigrot/not njnh???


haut/love

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Fat
Love

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Traxus IV posted:



That last one is literally out of a Dan Brown book, so you know it's high class.

That last one looks like a rainbow fruit roll-up!

Karma Monkey posted:

Art&Science / philosophy

I, uh, thought that was ARISTOCRAT :v:

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