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Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm looking for a new submarine movie to watch. Anything but these:

Das Boot
Crimson Tide
K19
U571

Saw Black Sea and it has me in the mood.

If you like book, read Tom Clancy 's "SSN". Pretty decent book that follows a submarine captain and the crew of his nuke submarine as they swim around the South China Sea.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

soboer people should be raped and sent to conecentration camps

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

Vriess posted:

Memorial Day Weekend.

Bought Spec Ops: The Line on Steam for $5.

Played the entirety of it today.

I feel I've done my part.

Good game, got really preachy though. I'm not gonna feel bad about killing digital mans, woman's or child's, you stupid game. I'm certainly not going to stop playing it before I see all the content the writers have put together because I paid for the whole game, so stop calling me a monster for following a story that you wrote.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Delizin posted:

My wife took one of the crosstreks with their new EyeSight safety system for a test drive and the salesman had her put the car in cruise control doing 60 and told her to keep her foot over the brake, but don't press it while we heading at a bunch of cars stopped at a red light ahead. At about 150 feet out or so the car recognized the obstruction in front of us and came to a stop without her having to brake at all.

:stare:

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

It's okay, I have a life insurance policy on her.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I went and saw Mad Max tonight with my sister. It's so loving good. I only wish the crazy flamethrower guitarist was in more scenes because it was cool to watch.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Need to go see that tomorrow.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Vriess posted:

Memorial Day Weekend.

Bought Spec Ops: The Line on Steam for $5.

Played the entirety of it today.

I feel I've done my part.

Did you shoot the CIA dick in the head? this is important

Also did you then notice the statues react to what you did?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Holy cougars, Batman!

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Our World War on Netflix is pretty lovely.

But I watched all three episodes anyways because World War One is neato.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Eulogistics posted:

Good game, got really preachy though. I'm not gonna feel bad about killing digital mans, woman's or child's, you stupid game. I'm certainly not going to stop playing it before I see all the content the writers have put together because I paid for the whole game, so stop calling me a monster for following a story that you wrote.

You missed the fun part. When the game gets all preachy with you about shooting Americans, most people's reaction is, "Woah, woah, that's not fair: they were trying to kill me. I didn't have a choice." Then you realize who else has been saying that this whole time... Same with "This is all your fault." and "Do you even remember why you are here?"

The designers knew exactly what they were doing, and SOtL owns. They don't want you to stop. They want you to feel as indignant and unfairly persecuted as Conrad does. And maybe reflect on those feelings.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Dead Reckoning posted:

You missed the fun part. When the game gets all preachy with you about shooting Americans, most people's reaction is, "Woah, woah, that's not fair: they were trying to kill me. I didn't have a choice." Then you realize who else has been saying that this whole time... Same with "This is all your fault." and "Do you even remember why you are here?"

The designers knew exactly what they were doing, and SOtL owns. They don't want you to stop. They want you to feel as indignant and unfairly persecuted as Conrad does. And maybe reflect on those feelings.

haha you should have read the old spec ops thread
there were so many people bitching and basically quoting walker with 'they gave me no choice' and a few people going 'hmmm, does this sound familiar?'
it was loving glorious

but spec ops did so many goddamn things right
there are very few games i have played that have given me such a sense of everything being wrong, even before it overtly goes to hell
AAA+++would play again

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

Two Finger posted:

Did you shoot the CIA dick in the head? this is important

Also did you then notice the statues react to what you did?

I let him burn and walked away.

I also chose to kill the snipers instead during the judgment scenario. Magic third option!

You guys were soot on about the village scene though.

I enjoyed how everyone progressively lost their cool until your team is basically shouting gently caress constantly at everyone and everything.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

RIP John Nash :smith:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Even geniuses need to wear their loving seat belts.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
dying in a car crash at that age is like getting tackled at the one yard line.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

dying in a car crash at that age is like passing at the one yard line at the superbowl

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dead Reckoning posted:

I like how, ~100 pages after the OP ducked out and clearly wasn't coming back, and ~20 pages after it became clear there would be no further updates, there are still dozens of posts per day in the "Raising Awareness Death March" thread as goons lay sick burns on someone who will never read them and congratulate each other on how much smarter they are.

To be fair, in this case goons are actually smarter. A lot smarter.

The jokes are getting low-effort and dumb, though.

Trabant posted:

Hiking Across America: The Gorpening

Dude had this called unfunny and goes "umad" on the callout.


You know what, nevermind, goons aren't smart.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I loved the little exchange of "when I biked across the country..", "woah, details", and "I did a thread 4 years ago about it and nobody gave a poo poo"

Hahahahaha

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Whose watched this?

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Reign Of Pain posted:

Whose watched this?


Watch it with absolutely zero expectations and you will be rewarded with tits.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Dead Reckoning posted:

I like how, ~100 pages after the OP ducked out and clearly wasn't coming back, and ~20 pages after it became clear there would be no further updates, there are still dozens of posts per day in the "Raising Awareness Death March" thread as goons lay sick burns on someone who will never read them and congratulate each other on how much smarter they are.

Laugh at the OP, laugh at dumb goons, it's a win-win.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Fister Roboto posted:

Laugh at the OP, laugh at dumb goons, it's a win-win.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
mad max was awesome the second time around

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

the best thing about a little thigh gap is you can usually tell if there is a dick somewhere in there

whenever i see pics like this i'm like "drat that's p hot i hope she doesn't have a penis"

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

the best thing about a little thigh gap is you can usually tell if there is a dick somewhere in there

whenever i see pics like this i'm like "drat that's p hot i hope she doesn't have a penis"

The last link is just for you buddy


:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Q7jLi27.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9I9rb5l.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KUoOBa7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mGJZMyw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LOUuGyC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zzqnwjE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/baWObiv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9FdCrFv.jpg
:nws:

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer
^^^would

Cole posted:

the best thing about a little thigh gap is you can usually tell if there is a dick somewhere in there

whenever i see pics like this i'm like "drat that's p hot i hope she doesn't have a penis"

lmbo

Anita Dickinme fucked around with this message at 01:00 on May 25, 2015

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
those are nice boobs

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cole posted:

the best thing about a little thigh gap is you can usually tell if there is a dick somewhere in there

whenever i see pics like this i'm like "drat that's p hot i hope she doesn't have a penis"

i dont think they can make trannies that look like that yet

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Not gonna lie, I still half expect dicks when I click on the :nws: links.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



bengy81 posted:

Not gonna lie, I still half expect dicks when I click on the :nws: links.

That, or goatse. The other subforums have broken me :(

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I just expect dicks. That way I'm pleasantly surprised when it's tits.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
gently caress you if yoyre sobve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07CUK1neensr

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
If you don't shave your junk and other body hair with a straight razor you're a huge pussy

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

If you don't shave your junk and other body hair with a straight razor you're a huge pussy

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

If you don't shave your junk and other body hair with a straight razor you're a huge pussy

I'm a huge pussy

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
ended up shaving my stomach, looks like a toddlers belly now. lol.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

ended up shaving my stomach, looks like a toddlers belly now. lol.

I manscape but I think this is the only place you should leave hair or at least a little bit


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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
kid deserved it

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