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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I manscape but I think this is the only place you should leave hair or at least a little bit




i know but i was drunk and decided to keep going. thats what she said lol its 2005

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005


suck my dick from the back

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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here new GiP theme video

[video type=""][video type=\"youtube\"]_KXf6-_eIvo[/video]

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i'm not fixing that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXf6-_eIvo

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

If you don't shave your junk and other body hair with a straight razor you're a huge pussy


suck my my hair free dick from my smooth as gently caress back

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I need that poo poo.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Mike-o posted:

I need that poo poo.

as long as you dont leave it on for a million years this poo poo is good.
http://www.amazon.com/Bare-Pair-Threesome-King-Kombo/dp/B005IGUUBU/ref=pd_sim_194_5?ie=UTF8&refRID=08J207YWMTP4Y0KKENPX

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

bengy81 posted:

Not gonna lie, I still fully hope for dicks on chicks when I click on the :nws: links.


Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

If you don't wash your dick and balls with noxzema you're a huge pussy

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I'd suck her dick

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

jerk off with icy hot

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

If you don't shave your junk and other body hair with a straight razor you're a huge pussy

if you shave your balls with a straight razor, i would watch a video of it if you made one. it would probably be the most suspenseful movie i have ever seen in my life.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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its not that exciting really. I cut my face more often than my dick

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011



Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

its not that exciting really. I cut my face more often than my dick

yeah i would still watch in terror as you took a blade to your nutstack even if you told me you did it 100000000 times and never had a problem.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:jackbud:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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put the dark side of her dick in my mouth tia

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
https://vimeo.com/album/2493721/video/66815385

Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 04:09 on May 25, 2015

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i dont think they can make trannies that look like that yet

Miss Tranny Canada would disagree

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Miss Tranny Canada would disagree



I'd suck her dick

E: which presumably has been split open and inverted into a makeshift vagina

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





those are some pretty mannish legs

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Miss Tranny Canada would disagree





Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


wanna see the dark side of her moon

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

shes so hot I'd suck her dads dick

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Pubic hair is disgusting. If you're male, female, trans, confused, what the gently caress ever, shave that poo poo or GTFO.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/O3oEAFA.png :nws:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Why

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
What in the unearthly gently caress is wrong with you

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Mods?

Oh wait...

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Oh.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i passed out after jacking off so much thanks dood

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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someone post the girl gremlin plz

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

someone post the girl gremlin plz

for u the world

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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^^^^ hotter than any enlistedmans wife

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ah, buck angel

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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so I'm reading some D&D thread about us spying on other countries and the NSA and all that. I mean, its kinda assumed that we spy on everyone right? and they spy on us? like niggas at the capitol reporting to whatever the loving HQ of Canada about American activities right? Thats the status quo right? Or am I paranoid

edit: and if working for the govt for half my life or so has taught me anything, its that all these people just do it to get their pay check and its govt employees rationalizing their existence

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012
Everyone is spying on everyone else at all times.

Q: Even allies?
A: Especially allies.

Germany and France among other countries threw a bitch fit a couple years back when they found out we wired their embassies like that dude in the classroom at the start of Saw 3, then it came out recently that they're all spying on us in addition to each other sometimes for us:

https://news.vice.com/article/germany-accused-of-spying-on-france-and-engaging-in-industrial-espionage-on-behalf-of-nsa

(I'm on my phone, I cant do pretty links, get hosed)

Just par for the course in international relations. When I was in Air Defense in the Army in Korea, we had to cover our monitors whenever Korean officials or soldiers stepped into our trucks because they might be spies (for South Korea or North Korea or both) even though we are allies and the sky we were covering belonged to them.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Eulogistics posted:

Everyone is spying on everyone else at all times.

Q: Even allies?
A: Especially allies.

Germany and France among other countries threw a bitch fit a couple years back when they found out we wired their embassies like that dude in the classroom at the start of Saw 3, then it came out recently that they're all spying on us in addition to each other sometimes for us:

https://news.vice.com/article/germany-accused-of-spying-on-france-and-engaging-in-industrial-espionage-on-behalf-of-nsa

(I'm on my phone, I cant do pretty links, get hosed)

Just par for the course in international relations. When I was in Air Defense in the Army in Korea, we had to cover our monitors whenever Korean officials or soldiers stepped into our trucks because they might be spies (for South Korea or North Korea or both) even though we are allies and the sky we were covering belonged to them.

You ADA gently caress. You were stationed at Suwon, weren't you?

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Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012
Battalion headquarters was at Suwon. I was in one of the batteries that wasn't retarded (relatively); I was kicking it at Osan Air Base.

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