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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Exclamation Marx posted:

i don't like kiwifruit :manning:

why

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
maybe i'm (v) mildly allergic? i dunno, they made my tongue go numb when i had them as a kid

was that pic an attempt at cyber-bullying btw??? this is like when xylo linked http://worldmapswithout.nz/ :qq:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Exclamation Marx posted:

i don't like kiwifruit :manning:

A shameful Kiwi. :sigh:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
so this is what the mod forums look like

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
this was our largest newspaper's main politics story for most of today



Is that the Prime Minister serving up beats? No, but this DJ looks incredibly like John Key. Photo / Crazy Dance Parties

What is it with John Key and social media? He has gone viral twice in the space of a weekend.

First up, Twitter spotted his doppelgänger spinning tracks and serving up beats in Britain.

A photo on the website Crazy Dance Parties - an outfit that promises to provide the finest disco entertainment for weddings and birthday parties in Essex - shows a DJ who looks incredibly like the Prime Minister.


The Key lookalike has song for all the lovers out there. Photo / Crazy Dance Parties

The young man is dressed in a crisp white shirt and burgundy tie and has a pair of headphones. We live in hope that he starts his sets by yelling: "Johnny's in the House."

There is a DJ in the Key family - the Prime Minister's son, Max. And it's Max and Key snr who is the subject of the second viral pic.

Following in the footsteps of Vladimir Putin, Key took a topless selfie of himself and Max by the pool.



The bare-chest pic was, we can report, snapped moments before plunging into the spa pool chez Key on the weekend.

John Key plays photographer. His son Max, standing behind him, sports cocked fingers and a hairstyle that can only be described as "in momentum".

"Pre birthday spa and yarns with the old man," explains Max, who turned 20 and posted the picture to his Instagram page in celebration.

Paul Henry asked if it was narcissism. Mike Hosking took to the airwaves this morning to quiz if he was under the influence. The 53-year-old, that is.

"No I was stone cold sober," said the self-portraitist.

Key the Elder was not channelling his Russian counterpart Putin, who is no stranger to topless imagery. There's Putin topless riding a horse, fishing, hunting. Basically, any excuse to go shirtless.

Key says he was happy to expose a selfie shoulder for some father-son birthday bonding time in the spa pool.

- NZ Herald

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Exclamation Marx posted:

maybe i'm (v) mildly allergic? i dunno, they made my tongue go numb when i had them as a kid

was that pic an attempt at cyber-bullying btw??? this is like when xylo linked http://worldmapswithout.nz/ :qq:

Yes, obviously

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao



i love this

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
what does new zealand produce

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

what does new zealand produce

Hobbitses.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i value new zealand

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


if i took a trip to new zealand what would be the most authentic trip itinerary, like no tourist poo poo like lord of the rings stuff

am i going to have to pull a lot of pony tails

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
get a boat ticket to australia

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

nutranurse posted:

what does new zealand produce

just milk powder

Berke Negri posted:

if i took a trip to new zealand what would be the most authentic trip itinerary, like no tourist poo poo like lord of the rings stuff

am i going to have to pull a lot of pony tails

depends whether you like bungy jumping or looking at nice scenery i guess

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

nutranurse posted:

what does new zealand produce

Lamb.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
Also mutton.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Exclamation Marx posted:

just milk powder

and expats

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Exclamation Marx posted:

just milk powder


depends whether you like bungy jumping or looking at nice scenery i guess

i like getting drunk in cities

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Berke Negri posted:

i like getting drunk in cities

there are 2 cities: auckland (big, bad) and wellington (good, artsy, liberal)

used to be 3 but christchurch got flattened by an earthquake and we've decided rebuilding is too much effort

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


seems like a small amount

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

actually that's iowa

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


doing out doorsy stuff while traveling always seemed kind of gauche to me

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Lotka Volterra posted:

actually that's iowa
More dignity than Iowa deserves.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
you son of a bitch

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

nutranurse posted:

what does new zealand produce

Hilarious accents.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Berke Negri posted:

doing out doorsy stuff while traveling always seemed kind of gauche to me

:confused:

Do you just not do outdoorsy stuff more than a days travel from your house then?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Berke Negri posted:

doing out doorsy stuff while traveling always seemed kind of gauche to me

...why? There are some really beautiful landscapes out there.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Exclamation Marx posted:

this was our largest newspaper's main politics story for most of today



Is that the Prime Minister serving up beats? No, but this DJ looks incredibly like John Key. Photo / Crazy Dance Parties

What is it with John Key and social media? He has gone viral twice in the space of a weekend.

First up, Twitter spotted his doppelgänger spinning tracks and serving up beats in Britain.

A photo on the website Crazy Dance Parties - an outfit that promises to provide the finest disco entertainment for weddings and birthday parties in Essex - shows a DJ who looks incredibly like the Prime Minister.


The Key lookalike has song for all the lovers out there. Photo / Crazy Dance Parties

The young man is dressed in a crisp white shirt and burgundy tie and has a pair of headphones. We live in hope that he starts his sets by yelling: "Johnny's in the House."

There is a DJ in the Key family - the Prime Minister's son, Max. And it's Max and Key snr who is the subject of the second viral pic.

Following in the footsteps of Vladimir Putin, Key took a topless selfie of himself and Max by the pool.



The bare-chest pic was, we can report, snapped moments before plunging into the spa pool chez Key on the weekend.

John Key plays photographer. His son Max, standing behind him, sports cocked fingers and a hairstyle that can only be described as "in momentum".

"Pre birthday spa and yarns with the old man," explains Max, who turned 20 and posted the picture to his Instagram page in celebration.

Paul Henry asked if it was narcissism. Mike Hosking took to the airwaves this morning to quiz if he was under the influence. The 53-year-old, that is.

"No I was stone cold sober," said the self-portraitist.

Key the Elder was not channelling his Russian counterpart Putin, who is no stranger to topless imagery. There's Putin topless riding a horse, fishing, hunting. Basically, any excuse to go shirtless.

Key says he was happy to expose a selfie shoulder for some father-son birthday bonding time in the spa pool.

- NZ Herald

this is so reverse racist

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Majorian posted:

...why? There are some really beautiful landscapes out there.

well if we're going by definition, i guess spending time in nature could be seen as low-class and unsophisticated by hamptons standards

this is why the guillotine exists, of course

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

SedanChair posted:

this is so reverse racist

You're back!

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007


NAMBLA propaganda?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

john key's son is fuckable

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Badger of Basra posted:

john key's son is fuckable

So you're a Macklemore fan, eh?

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Badger of Basra posted:

john key's son is fuckable

please dont objectify white bodies

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

So you're a Macklemore fan, eh?

the haircut is what makes him only fuckable, not hot

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

:confused:

Do you just not do outdoorsy stuff more than a days travel from your house then?

he lives in aridzona where outdoors is literally hell

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

nutranurse posted:

what does new zealand produce

slightly above average international cricket

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Badger of Basra posted:

john key's son is fuckable

requesting new thread title for NZPol

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i detest cricket out of patriotic duty

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Jagchosis posted:

he lives in aridzona where outdoors is literally hell

outdoors is actually largely pleasant most of the year since it is the heat island effect in the cities that make the temperatures so insane

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