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cash crab posted:I got a really good Dr. Hibbert laugh out of that one, thank you. depending on the quality of the fries, sauce and dogs, i'd devour that.
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# ? May 25, 2015 04:49 |
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Fine, here ya go, you goddamned pizza liberalsquote:Organic blueberry and homegrown passion fruit banana ice cream. Vegan? Of course ✅
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:15 |
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I don't think that ice cream is vegan...
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:24 |
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The blueberry stuff by itself looks decent, but passionfruit almost never looks good and ruins it
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:27 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I don't think that ice cream is vegan... it's banana ice cream which means its base is pureed frozen bananas
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:36 |
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Gamma Nerd posted:it's banana ice cream which means its base is pureed frozen bananas So, it's not ice cream, it's a banana smoothie
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:38 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:So, it's not ice cream, it's a banana smoothie Sure, why not. Would.
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:41 |
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It looks like eel mouths foaming out eel eggs.
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:53 |
pandaK posted:The blueberry stuff by itself looks decent, but passionfruit almost never looks good and ruins it Passion fruit looks like some alien lifeform's eggs but it's delicious so I totally would. Unsure about the vegan ice cream though, so substitute real dairy for it and it's golden.
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:54 |
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pandaK posted:Sure, why not. Would. Really? It looks like it's going to hatch at any minute
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# ? May 25, 2015 05:58 |
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cash crab posted:Really? It looks like it's going to hatch at any minute It already hatched, they should be chasing it across the spaceship by now.
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# ? May 25, 2015 06:01 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:So, it's not ice cream, it's a banana smoothie welcome to veganism
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# ? May 25, 2015 06:16 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Passion fruit looks like some alien lifeform's eggs but it's delicious so I totally would. Unsure about the vegan ice cream though, so substitute real dairy for it and it's golden. "Banana ice cream" is literally just frozen, mashed bananas. It's not ice cream, but it's not anything bad. The bit I'd question is why are the passion fruit skins in the bowl?
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# ? May 25, 2015 06:56 |
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cash crab posted:Fine, here ya go, you goddamned pizza liberals I have a feeling that tastes pretty good, but eurgh
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# ? May 25, 2015 07:11 |
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cash crab posted:I got a really good Dr. Hibbert laugh out of that one, thank you. Drizzle some ketchup on that and I'd take a slice. Also would the nightmare sorbet.
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# ? May 25, 2015 07:23 |
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You can actually make vegan ice-cream with soy creamer and sugar as well as... I think no-egg? It's not the real stuff, but it is a hell of a lot closer to it than mashed bananas. I know cause I had some basil vegan ice cream once. It was alright. Good with black coffee. And yeah, that dessert LOOKS bad, but probably tastes fine.
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# ? May 25, 2015 07:30 |
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There aren't ice cream rules but one: there should be frozen loving cream in it you loving vegetable munching retards. Look, I try to be considerate, and I love the challenge of making tasty food out of limited ingredients, but one thing loving IRKS me about some vegan recipes, and that's when they try to shoehorn their constrained diet into a hosed up compromise of a food product. You can't use butter, stop trying to pretend Country Crock is gonna work; almond "milk" is loving NOT going to work like milk when cooked; it's all just terrible. Also, that purple reminds me of ube. Behold, ube halaya: :philippines: Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 07:49 on May 25, 2015 |
# ? May 25, 2015 07:41 |
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How do you know if someone is a vegan? They will be the almost dead from malnutrition one.
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# ? May 25, 2015 07:43 |
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The 90s kid in me is all over that.
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# ? May 25, 2015 07:47 |
BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:How do you know if someone is a vegan? Vegans are almost universally sickly, waifish individuals presently succumbing to (or slowly recovering from) the presence of trace amounts of meat or meat broth from something they recently ate. If it's not that a foodstuff included chicken stock, it's a pan that also cooked a steak at some point, or a kitchen that hosted the aroma of a pig that has caused him or her to become violently ill. Immunocompromised, they will constantly waver between talking about inflicting some awful vegan-approved recipe on others, and looking like they might die if they don't eat something besides dirt or a tuber soon.
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# ? May 25, 2015 09:25 |
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Pomp posted:depending on the quality of the fries, sauce and dogs, i'd devour that. Look into your heart and you know the sauce is actually ketchup.
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# ? May 25, 2015 09:40 |
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Vegans are almost universally sickly, waifish individuals presently succumbing to (or slowly recovering from) the presence of trace amounts of meat or meat broth from something they recently ate. If it's not that a foodstuff included chicken stock, it's a pan that also cooked a steak at some point, or a kitchen that hosted the aroma of a pig that has caused him or her to become violently ill. Immunocompromised, they will constantly waver between talking about inflicting some awful vegan-approved recipe on others, and looking like they might die if they don't eat something besides dirt or a tuber soon. Look, I went off a bit hard on vegans. There are recipes that are really good vegan food, but they are drat near NEVER an analogue of something omnivorous or even vegetarian. It's a good challenge to look at vegan ingredients and figuring out what you can do to make something tasty; my favorite vegan recipe so far is a curry, but there are some stir-fries and other random things like ratatouille that are drat good when you do it right.
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# ? May 25, 2015 10:53 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Look, I went off a bit hard on vegans. There are recipes that are really good vegan food, but they are drat near NEVER an analogue of something omnivorous or even vegetarian. Indian food translates really well to vegan recipes since they revolve around spices anyways. Would eat everything on this plate
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# ? May 25, 2015 10:56 |
There used to be a vegan restaurant around here that vegans would rave about...yet almost every non-vegan person I know who gave it a try was not impressed at all. Too salty, not enough flavor, and too expensive, seemed to be the most common complaints. All the items on the menu had ridiculous pretentious hippie names too. I went there twice (the second time only because I was with others who wanted to try it) and never went back.pandaK posted:Indian food translates really well to vegan recipes since they revolve around spices anyways. That looks amazing, like most Indian food. Most vegan food I've had pales in comparison though.
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# ? May 25, 2015 11:08 |
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Rah! posted:There used to be a vegan restaurant around here that vegans would rave about...yet almost every non-vegan person I know who gave it a try was not impressed at all. Too salty, not enough flavor, and too expensive, seemed to be the most common complaints. All the items on the menu had ridiculous pretentious hippie names too. I went there twice (the second time only because I was with others who wanted to try it) and never went back. Indeed. There's a place in Vegas that's a RAW VEGAN place that I'm surprised stays open; it's really not cheap, and there is barely any seasoning on anything at all.
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# ? May 25, 2015 11:17 |
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pandaK posted:Indian food translates really well to vegan recipes since they revolve around spices anyways.
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# ? May 25, 2015 12:19 |
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Hirayuki posted:Spices and cream and ghee. Although there are probably some Indian dishes without cream or ghee. I mean, theoretically. Plenty, there's quite a few Jains out there and they are exclusive vegans (and also don't eat roots, so no onions, garlic or potato) Much of south india doesn't cook with very much fat, it's really north india and pakistan that does. That's still generalising though, considering how huge and varied India is.
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# ? May 25, 2015 12:55 |
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NLJP posted:Plenty, there's quite a few Jains out there and they are exclusive vegans (and also don't eat roots, so no onions, garlic or potato) Well yeah India is damned huge. Even Pakistan which is quite smaller has significant regional differences. Mostly due to India and Pakistan being incredibly diverse in all manners cultural, ethnic, linguistic and religious.
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:38 |
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NLJP posted:(and also don't eat roots, so no onions, garlic or potato) Why would you even want to live? That's like the three best things
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# ? May 25, 2015 14:44 |
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Rah! posted:There used to be a vegan restaurant around here that vegans would rave about...yet almost every non-vegan person I know who gave it a try was not impressed at all. Too salty, not enough flavor, and too expensive, seemed to be the most common complaints. All the items on the menu had ridiculous pretentious hippie names too. I went there twice (the second time only because I was with others who wanted to try it) and never went back. Strange really, there are a couple of places in Glasgow which do either vegan (or vegetarian) food, and I remember being drat impressed by how good it was - best damned butternut squash soup I ever had. Pricey, though.
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# ? May 25, 2015 15:14 |
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Thing is it's really cheap to cook at home though.
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# ? May 25, 2015 15:32 |
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Chickpeas can go get hosed
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# ? May 25, 2015 16:23 |
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Well that's one less way you're going to die I guess.
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# ? May 25, 2015 16:32 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:Chickpeas can go get hosed I believe you mean garbanzo beans and they're great.
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# ? May 25, 2015 16:35 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:Chickpeas can go get hosed You're a monster
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# ? May 25, 2015 16:36 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Look, I went off a bit hard on vegans. There are recipes that are really good vegan food, but they are drat near NEVER an analogue of something omnivorous or even vegetarian. I actually did find something vegan that was good. It was a mac n' cheese from a bakery in the market down the road, and it tasted nothing like cheese, but they actually used real seasonings and spices and I think the sauce was cauliflower and cashews or something. They also made good muffins. Beyond that, though, everything was awful. I lost my poo poo laughing on time because they sell these weird little "savoury pockets" (which I refuse to order by name) that have no moisture, so the "dough" was very grainy, almost like...
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# ? May 25, 2015 16:36 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:Chickpeas can go get hosed I don't trust people who don't like hummus and/or falafel.
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# ? May 25, 2015 17:15 |
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Hirayuki posted:Spices and cream and ghee. Although there are probably some Indian dishes without cream or ghee. I mean, theoretically. I'm a cook at an Indian (Punjabi) restaurant, basically everything that doesn't have actual meat in it is vegan here at least. McSpergin posted:Why would you even want to live? That's like the three best things They use Asafetida as a substitute (doesn't work very well).
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# ? May 25, 2015 18:25 |
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bathroomrage posted:Yeah well it's true, all dairy makes me poo poo liquid the same, so all dairy is the same. Acidophilus milk/lactose free milk, friend. I have it every morning. To contribute, I used to be able to drink grape juice every day, but no longer can because I inherited bad enamel from my father. I miss you, grape juice.
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# ? May 25, 2015 19:06 |
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pandaK posted:Indian food translates really well to vegan recipes since they revolve around spices anyways. drat that looks good.
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