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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
As much as I hated show and tell details for the loving stryker, I'm glad I got picked for this one. A bunch officers from all sorts of allied nations came to ft lewis to check our poo poo out, they were with the defense attache in DC I think it was called? I have some loving coin from it buried somewhere. Anyway, I had a Chinese general try to ask me when we were deploying and how many people were going. I'm not saying I'm the smartest dude, but there were tons of idiots in my company that probably would have blabbed all about poo poo like that. Welp thats my story about how I saved america from the red Chinese menace :tipshat:

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Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Eulogistics posted:

Battalion headquarters was at Suwon. I was in one of the batteries that wasn't retarded (relatively); I was kicking it at Osan Air Base.

When I was there I think it was the other way around. '05-'06, 1-43 ADA had the rotation. I was just a mechanic attached. You?

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Carteret posted:

When I was there I think it was the other way around. '05-'06, 1-43 ADA had the rotation. I was just a mechanic attached. You?

It's been Charlie/Delta 6-52 for a bit, although I don't know how the unit rotational fuckery might've changed things since '13-'14.

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

Carteret posted:

When I was there I think it was the other way around. '05-'06, 1-43 ADA had the rotation. I was just a mechanic attached. You?

I was there 08-09, with the illustrious 3-2 ADA BN of 31st ADA BDE, we relieved 1-7 I think, who left us a bunch of poo poo that was broke and were relieved by I believe 1-43. I was a signal guy who had the misfortune of getting orders to Fort Bliss in 07 out of school when everyone else got korea and germany. They promptly gave me the ADA skill identifier and I was unable to escape the unit for my entire enlistment. "We're combat arms, we're hard-core!" What a loving joke.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Thank you for your service

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
We had some crazy French sergeant who kept trying to get a ride on the AWACS by pestering lieutenants. Also asking pretty pointed question. Worst loving spy ever.

FYI dipshit, you guys fly these things too.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

its not that exciting really. I cut my face more often than my dick

condolences for your horrible elephant man face.

Razor-shaving the shaft is just dumb. I'd probably just kill myself if I ever got an infected in-grown hair on my dick. No mouth is worth that madness.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



Ball sack grooming. Read the reviews....

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Godholio posted:

We had some crazy French sergeant who kept trying to get a ride on the AWACS by pestering lieutenants. Also asking pretty pointed question. Worst loving spy ever.

FYI dipshit, you guys fly these things too.

Maybe he just wanted to ride one :shrug:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Equine Don posted:

Thank you for your service

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I didn't fight the loving poser. I want a gold star.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kiryen posted:

Pubic hair is disgusting. If you're male, female, trans, confused, what the gently caress ever, shave that poo poo or GTFO.

Keep that poo poo trimmed but going scorched earth looks gross as hell.

Is there no limit to your Bad Opinions?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I like a little pubic hair. like nothing around the labia, but a dorito shape sitting on the pubis is super cool with me

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I feel like the pube action in Ex Machina was very tastefully done, furthermore :goonsay:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Here have a redhead on the tur-let

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Dingleberry posted:


Here have a redhead on the tur-let

Flush it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
My dad just called me because of popups on his iPhone while looking at porn that he couldn't get rid of. Fun times at the dog park.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Drunk History marathon just started on Comedy Central :getin:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

:lol:

quote:

Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

These guys are fuckin wordsmiths.

quote:

I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ex Machina sucked

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ex Machina sucked

Mods!?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

I'd bang either one of them, dick or not.

edit: and brag about it

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I'd bang either one of them, dick or not.

edit: and brag about it

IDR alt spotted.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
Either the English have a way with words, or that is one guy writing them all.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
i know i am late but i will be seeing mad max this weekend and then the entourage movie next weekend.

been waiting on an entourage movie for a while. i just hope eric isn't as annoying in the movie as he is the show, but i'll mostly be watching it for ari gold anyway.

e: and rhonda rousey. i'd let her get me in an arm bar if you know what i mean.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Ronda.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

lots of people getting high and mighty about the difference between memorial day and veterans day on my facebook wall

who gives a gently caress lets get drunk and eat burgers

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

who gives a gently caress lets get drunk and eat burgers

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ex Machina sucked

Fact. I don't understand how so many dopes around here thought it was the poo poo. Bad movie. Shame.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Fact. I don't understand how so many dopes around here thought it was the poo poo. Bad movie. Shame.

Here's how:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


If you haven't seen Mad Max yet, go gently caress yourself.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Fact. I don't understand how so many dopes around here thought it was the poo poo. Bad movie. Shame.

I loved the movie,but I'll also hear why you didn't. So why didn't you enjoy it?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


See this doesn't work when something is objectively bad.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

lots of people getting high and mighty about the difference between memorial day and veterans day on my facebook wall

who gives a gently caress lets get drunk and eat burgers

And it's all from people who never served. poo poo's pretty funny.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

If you haven't seen Mad Max yet, go gently caress yourself.



This is just a glimmer of the awesomeness. Seriously, a loving Nova (I think) with goddamn tank treads. VW Beetles covered in yard-long spikes so they look like porcupines. Child labor. This movie has it all.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Tried to get my wife to go see it today but no luck. Looks like I'll have to find time this week to go myself.

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

lots of people getting high and mighty about the difference between memorial day and veterans day on my facebook wall

who gives a gently caress lets get drunk and eat burgers

Interestingly enough, I made fajitas and quesadillas for dinner today. I completely forgot people did cookouts and poo poo for memorial day. Some American I am.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Tried to get my wife to go see it today but no luck. Looks like I'll have to find time this week to go myself.

lol

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Tried to get my wife to go see it today but no luck. Looks like I'll have to find time this week to go myself.

Sever.

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