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Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

CoolCab posted:

i've always assumed the only reason they leave it even hypothetically +ev was to draw in nerds who want to beat the system

Also because calculating the exact odds in your head at the speed casino blackjack is played at is incredibly difficult, especially with multi-deck games. You can use a hi-lo count method that runs much quicker, but isn't as precise, and you still won't make enough that the casino will care too much. Furthermore, having some winners draws in more people to the table, which means more money for the casino. One player operates at nowhere near the scale the Casino does, and with the volume of money and amount of time the Casino is dealing with, they know they will win.

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icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


i've almost beaten the ds final fantasy 3 remake. this is the first jrpg i've ever actually beaten despite having bought and started a shitload of them. i feel like it's my duty as an anime fan to do this

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
the man with the ghost co-writer is also the guy who writes the best 40k fiction, not counting ian watson's book about how space marines are all loving lunatic religious weirdos who brand each other on the rear end and are mad gay as hell

Space Marine is a great book even if you don't give half a poo poo about 40k because it was written early enough that it sidesteps the SPESS MUHREEN IS BEST stuff that brings down a lot of the more modern books, and instead focuses on three new recruits to the imperial fists chapter of the space marines and their induction, training, and religious brainwashing. one of the fists' tradition is doing scrimshaw on the handbones of the fallen. at the end of the book, two of the three dudes die, and the survivor decides to honor them by dipping his hand in acid to scour the flesh off so he can do scrimshaw on his own fist. also they run through some weird obstacle course naked as a kind of space hazing and at the end get branded on the rear end

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

CoolCab posted:

if you ever want to effectively destroy your soul, spend some time talking to slot machine engineers

all the free to play mobile skinnerbox people have nothing on the psychological work done by one armed bandit jockeys

Slot machines are beautiful and wonderfully exploitative. Its not even gambling. It is a machine that dispenses dopamine to individuals with certain mental conditions in exchange for enough quarters. Every part of it is designed to keep you playing at all costs.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

icantfindaname posted:

i've almost beaten the ds final fantasy 3 remake. this is the first jrpg i've ever actually beaten despite having bought and started a shitload of them. i feel like it's my duty as an anime fan to do this

There is but one duty for the fans of anime.

*places pistol on desk*

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
i've spent more than half my life reading and learning about comics and their history, and then two years immersed in all forms of nerd culture, 24/7. given enough time you will learn all sorts of weird poo poo about nerd poo poo that you never even imagined, because you have a life, and sexual intercourse, with humans

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Randler posted:

There is but one duty for the fans of anime.

*places pistol on desk*

patience, child. it is not yet time for the revolution, though it's good that you're prepared

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Sinnlos posted:

It is a machine that dispenses dopamine to individuals with certain mental conditions in exchange for enough quarters.

isn't this all human activity though.

idk i'm cynical today.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Literally The Worst posted:

i've spent more than half my life reading and learning about comics and their history, and then two years immersed in all forms of nerd culture, 24/7. given enough time you will learn all sorts of weird poo poo about nerd poo poo that you never even imagined, because you have a life, and sexual intercourse, with humans

im glad the bulk of my nerdiness was limited to academics

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

nutranurse posted:

im glad the bulk of my nerdiness was limited to academics

true story at one point i was considering going to college and doing some kind of a lit degree because my One True Passion in this gay cuck world is comics and talking/writing about them and i wanted to find a way to translate that into something that would actually give me a future

then i remembered that whole "learning disabled in written and oral expression" thing and how writing gives me horrible anxiety because nothing ever sounds as good on paper as it does in my head and how i can't ever really effectively communicate my thought process via writing because my thoughts are so nonlinear and go on tangents to explain things and so forth, plus it sounds like a terrible idea, so i didn't

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
that's also why i'm starting a podcast w/ other goons who are intensely nerdy about various things, because it's really fun to talk about those things and i want to do it but gently caress trying to do it in a logical and ordered way

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

But, goons are loving idiots with retarded opinions.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Chantilly Say posted:

New discussion topic: what do you think Trump likes on pizza?

gold leaf

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


zoux posted:

But, goons are loving idiots with retarded opinions.

Not All Goons

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Literally The Worst posted:

given enough time you will learn all sorts of weird poo poo about nerd poo poo that you never even imagined, because you have a life, and sexual intercourse, with humans

please do not make assumptions about myself

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Sharkie posted:

isn't this all human activity though.

idk i'm cynical today.

I don't think that all human activity requires monetary input for good feels though, nor is everything designed to extract as much money as possible. Slot machines are like monetary vampires preying upon those with a propensity to a certain type of addiction, when said people could obtain their kick in less financially destructive ways.

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


in middle school, i used to count cards while playing 21 and no one figured it out. i earned so much candy.

ZenVulgarity posted:



Mecca you can PM me. Simple wills should be cheap and are generally not too much more costly for additional provisions. Older people typically want some form of a trust to deal with their assets, especially if some stuff is going to their children, have life insurance policies, etc.
i was just wondering since we were on the topic. i don't really own much of anything (except some federal loans for college!!!), and i guess i'm fine with what little i do have going back to my parents and little brother. i do plan to get an actual will once i graduate. by 'cheap' how cheap generally do these things go?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


What's this .gif from, BTW?

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


dont things just default to your parents

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Rodatose posted:

You do realize that constantly digging up Improper Things everyone has said kinda goes into what I said about using politics and intellectualism as snobbish postruiring.

LOL, you're too dumb to understand the importance of archaeology; therefore it doesn't matter and ISIS should blow it all up.:haw:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Absurd Alhazred, do you believe that Operation Horseshoe was a thing?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

ThirdPartyView posted:

What's this .gif from, BTW?

it's really making me want a 586 with a 4 inch barrel again, look at that ooo mama

oh and whoever posted that arisaka rifle earlier, if it's yours you should keep it; if the chrysanthemum hasn't been ground off it means it was a bring-back that was captured before the surrender

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

zoux posted:

But, goons are loving idiots with retarded opinions.

most of them yeah but most of the time they have bad opinions bc the only know a little bit about *topic* and they think that makes them experts the trick is finding the goons who know how much they know and how much that makes them qualified and discussing those things with them

for example my friend who is also All About Dredd, who understands what makes the character tick and can discuss the character fairly well but is lacking in the context of 2000AD as a whole and doesn't know about much after the first ten years or about the supporting characters who spun off and have helped to flesh out the world. when we do a real podcast instead of a five hour bullshit session we're going to talk about Dredd specifically. because dredd owns

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Literally The Worst posted:

most of them yeah but most of the time they have bad opinions bc the only know a little bit about *topic* and they think that makes them experts the trick is finding the goons who know how much they know and how much that makes them qualified and discussing those things with them

for example my friend who is also All About Dredd, who understands what makes the character tick and can discuss the character fairly well but is lacking in the context of 2000AD as a whole and doesn't know about much after the first ten years or about the supporting characters who spun off and have helped to flesh out the world. when we do a real podcast instead of a five hour bullshit session we're going to talk about Dredd specifically. because dredd owns

this sounds intensely boring

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Not why MIGF got a 30 day vacation while Liberal_L33t is still running free. They seem pretty much interchangable (other than all the Rahm/Chicago stuff)...

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Literally The Worst posted:

most of them yeah but most of the time they have bad opinions bc the only know a little bit about *topic* and they think that makes them experts the trick is finding the goons who know how much they know and how much that makes them qualified and discussing those things with them

for example my friend who is also All About Dredd, who understands what makes the character tick and can discuss the character fairly well but is lacking in the context of 2000AD as a whole and doesn't know about much after the first ten years or about the supporting characters who spun off and have helped to flesh out the world. when we do a real podcast instead of a five hour bullshit session we're going to talk about Dredd specifically. because dredd owns

ask them a political question please

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

kustomkarkommando posted:

ask them a political question please

But if all goons are bad who can be the arbiter of acceptability? :ohdear:

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Randler posted:

But if all goons are bad who can be the arbiter of acceptability? :ohdear:

I will take that responsibility on my shoulders.

You're welcome

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Randler posted:

But if all goons are bad who can be the arbiter of acceptability? :ohdear:

AA :aaaaa:

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I need a bigger phone to accommodate my massive hands

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


kustomkarkommando posted:

I will take that responsibility on my shoulders.

You're welcome

hello, sir, what is good

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Randler posted:

But if all goons are bad who can be the arbiter of acceptability? :ohdear:

MIGF.:unsmigghh:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

kustomkarkommando posted:

I will take that responsibility on my shoulders.

You're welcome

Your flip-flopping on the issue of the English oppressors makes you ineglible.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Randler posted:

But if all goons are bad who can be the arbiter of acceptability? :ohdear:

Kyrie eleison (or cowoncrack).

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

kustomkarkommando posted:

ask them a political question please

nah I'm good if someone is smart enough to realize you aren't really supposed to root for judge dredd in and of himself that's enough for me for the purposes of this podcast

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Reminder that most idiot goons do unironically root for the satire through absurdity of police brutality and fascism

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

ThirdPartyView posted:

Not why MIGF got a 30 day vacation while Liberal_L33t is still running free. They seem pretty much interchangable (other than all the Rahm/Chicago stuff)...

Because it doesn't make a difference if MIGF is probated since he still reads the threads and PMs his posts.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

The weather has completely hosed up my grilling plans. Time to make a consolation Bloody Mary.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It is so sweet, him being probated.

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Berke Negri posted:

hello, sir, what is good

alcohol, sick beats and the destruction of capitalism

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