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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
ive never actually seen the original conan movie :shrug:

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

nutranurse posted:

ive never actually seen the original conan movie :shrug:

conan gets shitfaced and punches a camel

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

ive never actually seen the original conan movie :shrug:

If anything is going to give you the meanest of hate-boners it's Robert E. Howard.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
texas flooding is neat


MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Absurd Alhazred posted:

If anything is going to give you the meanest of hate-boners it's Robert E. Howard.

lol been there done that, ive read every conan story he wrote

just never seen that movie or read the conan stuff he didnt write

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

So basically the fourth Rambo.

Majorian posted:

Oh my Lord...if Grace Jones is in this, nutranurse is gonna poo poo himself.


I don't do horror flicks.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
happy memorial day yall

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
ooookay i finally found out what Amazon Prime is good for and am bingeing Veep real hard right now

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

lol been there done that, ive read every conan story he wrote

just never seen that movie or read the conan stuff he didnt write

I have his complete Conan works. Outside of being a literal racialist he kind of owns. A Witch Shall Be Born is just magical.

The stuff other people wrote is just really really bad. That movie was good, but only because Schwarzy was in it.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


nutranurse posted:

he was a white guy w dreads, i shouldnt have trusted him right from the v beginning

Why do white people do this, especially blond guys because blond hair shows every speck of dirt and it eventually looks like they have turds growing out of their heads. :barf:

Black people's dreadlocks are vastly, vastly more hygienic, white people should not try to imitate them, your hair can't loving do it, don't try.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Woolie Wool posted:

Why do white people do this, especially blond guys because blond hair shows every speck of dirt and it eventually looks like they have turds growing out of their heads. :barf:

Black people's dreadlocks are vastly, vastly more hygienic, white people should not try to imitate them, your hair can't loving do it, don't try.

this is my exact sentiment on this issue

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
the rain has arrived in my neck of the woods

pray 4 swan oat

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
A ginger-dreads lives right next door to me and goes on about his quack theories about the "three-foldness" of nature.

I hate him

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Woolie Wool posted:

Why do white people do this, especially blond guys because blond hair shows every speck of dirt and it eventually looks like they have turds growing out of their heads. :barf:

Black people's dreadlocks are vastly, vastly more hygienic, white people should not try to imitate them, your hair can't loving do it, don't try.

Either are pretty impractical and dirty though.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

nutranurse posted:

ive never actually seen the original conan movie :shrug:

It's worth seeing. I think she's only in the second one though actually.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Woolie Wool posted:

Why do white people do this, especially blond guys because blond hair shows every speck of dirt and it eventually looks like they have turds growing out of their heads. :barf:

I went out with a white girl with dreads, but she had really dark hair, so it worked for her. She was really hot, but dear GOD did her hair smell like rear end.

e: Also you're 100% correct in white dudes with dreads. They are unacceptable.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 03:41 on May 26, 2015

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


nutranurse posted:

this is my exact sentiment on this issue


This is the natural result of "locking" straight hair, everybody.

Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 03:40 on May 26, 2015

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I thought you were supposed to just not brush your hair, not avoid washing it.

I went to college with a guy who had dreads bigger than he was, looked pretty cool. Wish I could pull them off but they probably look stupider when you're grey.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Majorian posted:

She was really hot, but dear GOD did her hair smell like rear end.

she was really hot, thats why the dreads worked.

and if your hair smells terrible then youre not treating it right, even if you have dreads. black-people-dreads can (and usually are) washed on a regular basis to keep nasty poo poo from happening because only idiots use the neglect method.


OwlFancier posted:

I thought you were supposed to just not brush your hair, not avoid washing it.

i cannot imagine brushing my dreads (how would that even work???), but you should def wash them, yeah. treating your hair like poo poo will produce poo poo hair, so its no wonder why whitefolk whose hair DOES NOT dread well naturally usually end up going for extreme methods that produce literal turd-strands

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Ask and ye shall receive, I guess cuz migf just pm'd me too lol

He really doesn't like women I think

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

nutranurse posted:

and if your hair smells terrible then youre not treating it right, even if you have dreads. black-people-dreads can (and usually are) washed on a regular basis to keep nasty poo poo from happening because only idiots use the neglect method.

Yeah, she's a white convert to Sikhism, so...I don't know what her hygiene habits were. I know they're supposed to bathe every morning, but I'm not sure she did.

Like I said, she was really hot.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Majorian posted:

Yeah, she's a white convert to Sikhism, so...I don't know what her hygiene habits were. I know they're supposed to bathe every morning, but I'm not sure she did.

Like I said, she was really hot.

I was under the impression that Sikhism mandates taking exceptional care of your hair, which is part of the function of the turban.

It would be very odd if she didn't wash it in that case. Unless she used some very odd shampoo?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Frankly I'm glad God decided to break his promise and drown Texas.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

nutranurse posted:

ive never actually seen the original conan movie :shrug:

I don't think you can fully understand the barbarism of the white race until you are familiar with conan

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sex scene b/w Gilly and Sam more problematic than scene w/ Ramsay and Sansa last week. Furthers tape culture in a way that scene last week doesn't. Gilly has sex with Sam because Sam did something for her: nice guys should expect sex.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

I was under the impression that Sikhism mandates taking exceptional care of your hair, which is part of the function of the turban.

It would be very odd if she didn't wash it in that case. Unless she used some very odd shampoo?

That might have been it. She also struck me as someone who was probably a bit of a dilettante in world religions, so who knows. She didn't do the turban or anything.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Stay safe, Texan goons!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

you are a good poster indeed my fellow asian dadchatter

she might be the only asian you know who isn't a monstrous human being

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Sex scene b/w Gilly and Sam more problematic than scene w/ Ramsay and Sansa last week. Furthers tape culture in a way that scene last week doesn't. Gilly has sex with Sam because Sam did something for her: nice guys should expect sex.

people who have just almost been raped generally do not feel like having sex immediately after escaping this, even if it is to reward a Big White Hero

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Badger of Basra posted:

she might be the only asian you know who isn't a monstrous human being

lol no lie, a lot of my asian acquaintances fall into either two camps: horrible FYGM shitheads, or tumblr users

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Sex scene b/w Gilly and Sam more problematic than scene w/ Ramsay and Sansa last week. Furthers tape culture in a way that scene last week doesn't. Gilly has sex with Sam because Sam did something for her: nice guys should expect sex.

Counterpoint: the audience saw no fat pink masts. That is a win in my book.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Badger of Basra posted:

she might be the only asian you know who isn't a monstrous human being

:dogbutton:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

on the contrary, all texans should get wrecked

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
What do Texans do when it is nature itself that has decided to mess with Texas?

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

paragon1 posted:

What do Texans do when it is nature itself that has decided to mess with Texas?

texas is already engaged in murdering Nature, so they should just proceed apace

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-QzlyRXyM

although tbh my dog feels the same way about eating my kid's poop diapers

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=31&v=g8lebbgyopg

Fury Road: The Tank

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.
tanks are so goddamn boring

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
nope

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
much like your opinion w/r/t the yankees

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