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Who sees an old moldy-rear end pizza and thinks "I'm gonna jerk off with this"?
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Someone who doesn't eat all the pizza immediately, fatty.
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May 26, 2015 03:29
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Waffleman_ posted:Who sees an old moldy-rear end pizza and thinks "I'm gonna jerk off with this"? Would you prefer a moldy-rear end waffle?
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May 26, 2015 04:00
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:Someone who doesn't eat all the pizza immediately, fatty. Hey, it's NOT a medical issue, so get off my rear end!
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May 26, 2015 04:04
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The ending of the bugfuck episodes makes it all worth it. "Snake, watch out! That's Maggot human being! Don't let him near your dick!"
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May 26, 2015 12:33
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The bug episode wasn't so bad for me because it was just so ridiculous and got put in the same mental category as stuff like the inflation episode. ... It's the Adult Baby episode that really got to me. That ending bit is still the single grossest reading in the podcast in my opinion. Not including that one infamous f-plus live reading.
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May 26, 2015 15:54
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Bugfucking bothered me way more than the Adult Baby episode, actually. I was kinda let down by it.
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May 26, 2015 15:57
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Waffleman_ posted:I was warned about the bug sex episode, but it wasn't enough. It was never enough. Bug loving is one of the few F Plus episodes I can't listen to again. Most of the time I'm fine with the fetish stuff, because it's either just so outright stupid it borders on parody (car fuckers) or I can kind of understand the twisted logic that lead to it (adult babies). The bug stuff though I just can't handle.
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May 26, 2015 16:12
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The only episode of anything that's even given me pause is the Lou Reads where some guy describes in loving detail how he would drink piss out of a urinal. It's the fact that it's so well written.
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May 26, 2015 18:21
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Plague of Hats posted:The only episode of anything that's even given me pause is the Lou Reads where some guy describes in loving detail how he would drink piss out of a urinal. It's the fact that it's so well written. The Wet Set episode was pretty hard to get through too, with people lovingly describing the poo poo stains on their girlfriends' underwears.
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May 26, 2015 18:35
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Therion posted:The Wet Set episode was pretty hard to get through too, with people lovingly describing the poo poo stains on their girlfriends' underwears.
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May 26, 2015 21:58
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I really enjoy Lou's anal destruction episode. It's got a lot of reactions from him as he tries to get through it, plus some really ridiculous purple prose about prolapse.
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May 26, 2015 22:12
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Plague of Hats posted:I really enjoy Lou's anal destruction episode. It's got a lot of reactions from him as he tries to get through it, plus some really ridiculous purple prose about prolapse. I turned that one off after it got to the serial-killer-esque descriptions of what the person would do to would-be applicants.
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May 26, 2015 22:20
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Not even stains, an actual turd that somehow magically stayed contained down the center of her panties and didn't give her the equivalent of diaper rash after being in them all day. It wasn't even unbelievable in the usual STDH fetish-story way; it was physically impossible. You know, the more I listen to these atrocity tourist podcasts, the less I doubt the stories in them. You would think that a woman who walks around in crapped Victoria's Secret panties is a fetishist's fantasy, but then I remember the 43 year old plushie fucker who lives with his mom and I'm not sure anymore.
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May 26, 2015 22:22
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I'm willing to  over the reality of most of this stuff, because people really are that loving stupid or creepy or whatever. Though there's also plenty of poo poo that is obviously wishful thinking, usually when the subject is the clear winner in some social situation.
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May 26, 2015 22:25
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The absolute biggest indicator of truth vs. fiction is banality. If the events of the story are perfectly cultivated and sequenced such to satisfy a fetishist's specific desires, it's fake. See the tyre-pumping foot-fetish bra-removal story towards the end of Well, Since You Asked... for an example of this, or perhaps the "I slipped and accidentally hosed a car" story from Auto Moronic Asphyxiation. If there are actual mundane parts to a story, especially after you drill down past the fluff and into the actual events (I got drunk and walked into a pond, I put two plushies together and left the room), it stands a good chance of having actually happened.
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May 27, 2015 02:09
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Yea if someone is writing a 'I never thought it'd happen to me' Penthouse letter where it just happens that a dude with a foot fetish meets a girl who greets people by slapping them with her feet that's probably bullshit but if it's some boring 'yea I bent down to pick something up and my friend pushed her foot in my face by accident' then that's probably a real thing that happened that just happened to trigger a weird dude's boner. Basically if someone just randomly acts out a fetish unprompted it's bullshit, but if a creepy dude managed to get a woman to fulfill his fetish unknowingly and is gloating about it to other creepy dudes, yea that happened, also ew.
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May 27, 2015 04:34
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Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, but on the internet.
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May 27, 2015 12:52
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Oh good, it's been far too long since their last Wikihow episode. http://thefpl.us/episode/177
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May 28, 2015 05:25
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gently caress it!! Another Wikihow Bitches! http://thefpl.us/episode/177 Hell loving yes.
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May 28, 2015 05:25
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I'm OK with this trend.
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May 28, 2015 05:51
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They could do this entire podcast for Wikihow and I would not protest.
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May 28, 2015 05:56
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New thread title: Rapidly Going Deaf › The F Plus: I wanna fart in front of a girl.
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May 28, 2015 06:45
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How do these WikiHow episodes keep getting crazier?!
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May 28, 2015 06:55
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There are still enough readers left to make yet another episode.
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May 28, 2015 06:59
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Is there a wikihow article on "How to make the Fplus do another wikihow episode"?
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May 28, 2015 07:42
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How to get healthier WHILE STAYING JUST AS LAZY How to stop BELCHING how to mash bananas
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I SAW AGE OF ULTRON LAST NIGHT
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May 28, 2015 16:37
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Linda.
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May 28, 2015 17:13
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So I was only able to get about 15 minutes into the Mothering episode before bad opinions about autism forced me to turn it off, on the part of both the subject matter and the ridiculists themselves. Edit: Also on the iOS podcast app, the episode names of the last two episodes look identical at a glance, so I thought the app hosed up and made the last episode new again.
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May 28, 2015 17:17
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Wikihow is my favorite! 
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Wandering Knitter posted:Linda. The F Plus: Terrible Things Read with Enthusiasm, LINDA.
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May 28, 2015 18:28
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Holy poo poo, the 'How Not To Be Afraid Of Upstairs' article might be the most inexplicable thing I've ever heard on the podcast.
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May 28, 2015 18:29
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Not having read the episode, I will admit that I'm afraid of downstairs when the lights are off because that's where the ghosts are.
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May 28, 2015 18:42
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Waffleman_ posted:So I was only able to get about 15 minutes into the Mothering episode before bad opinions about autism forced me to turn it off, on the part of both the subject matter and the ridiculists themselves. The episode is infuriating but you totally should listen to the unschooling part 
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May 28, 2015 18:45
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Therion posted:The episode is infuriating but you totally should listen to the unschooling part And then Monkey Moms so you can have the internal debate of which community ia more unfit to parent.
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May 28, 2015 18:53
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Djeser posted:Not having read the episode, I will admit that I'm afraid of downstairs when the lights are off because that's where the ghosts are. Upstairs is scary as poo poo at night. Who knows what's hiding in a spare bedroom, able to see you when you can't see it.
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May 28, 2015 18:56
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kalensc posted:And then Monkey Moms so you can have the internal debate of which community ia more unfit to parent. Monkey Moms are the hipster version of cat ladies. "I would get five cats and obsess over them, but it's just too mainstream".
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Is anyone else having problems viewing the site? I can't visit on the phone anymore, since the page link menu thing is blocking everything. Edit: Maybe a wikihow link or something? Sexual Aluminum fucked around with this message at 20:48 on May 28, 2015 |
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Djeser posted:Not having read the episode, I will admit that I'm afraid of downstairs when the lights are off because that's where the ghosts are. Whenever you're afraid of the downstairs, remember that the toilet handle goes up by itself.
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