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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mind the walrus posted:

And there's nothing really wrong with that

I agree completely, but don't try and sell it as anything else.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Skwirl posted:

If that was remotely true it wouldn't have sleeves or shoulders.

So the most sensible costume for a quick change would basically be a one-piece swimsuit?

Space Fish
Oct 14, 2008

The original Big Tuna.


Re: That Batman Beyond Arkham Knight design...



I just read book six of the main Batman New 52 series, featuring Bruce having to salvage some of Lucius Fox's scrapped tech to win the day.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Say Nothing posted:

So the most sensible costume for a quick change would basically be a one-piece swimsuit?


No, because modern female fashion often has deep neck lines, so it'd likely have to be something strapless, or a bikini. Of course there's a modicum of suspension of disbelief, because the bright blues in Superman's costume would be easily visible beneath a white button up, especially one bought on a reporter's salary.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

So then the key is to wear a flesh coloured bodysuit.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Just go naked.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Aphrodite posted:

So then the key is to wear a flesh coloured bodysuit.

The thing I always wonder about is whenever the costume gets damaged it's often implied this is the only costume the hero has, so if they wear that under their clothes all the time, how loving stinky is it, especially since it's not like they can just take it to a dry cleaners whenever it gets too ripe. wear the same underwear for a week, then imagine fighting crime in that.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Skwirl posted:

I agree completely, but don't try and sell it as anything else.

You're goddamn right. I hate it when weird Internet dudes fight the tide on this. Something something ice skate uphill.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

mind the walrus posted:

You're goddamn right. I hate it when weird Internet dudes fight the tide on this. Something something ice skate uphill.

Some mother-fuckers always trying to.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Skwirl posted:

The thing I always wonder about is whenever the costume gets damaged it's often implied this is the only costume the hero has, so if they wear that under their clothes all the time, how loving stinky is it, especially since it's not like they can just take it to a dry cleaners whenever it gets too ripe. wear the same underwear for a week, then imagine fighting crime in that.

Spiderman has a p. sweet sponsorship deal going on with febreeze

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Stay tuned for more of my witty twists on the complications of being a superhero you just wouldn't think of!

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Harime Nui posted:

Stay tuned for more of my witty twists on the complications of being a superhero you just wouldn't think of!

Thrill to the mystery of Where Do You poo poo In That?

Recoil in wonder as you ask Do They Pack a Lunch or Something?

Be left stupefied by How Come Nobody Notices You Jump Out Your Window Every Morning??

AND MORE!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Once again, The Flash provides us with the proper solution.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Space Fish posted:

Re: That Batman Beyond Arkham Knight design...



I just read book six of the main Batman New 52 series, featuring Bruce having to salvage some of Lucius Fox's scrapped tech to win the day.

What the hell is it running on to be considered cost inefficient for Batman? Orphan tears? Happy childhood memories?

fatherboxx fucked around with this message at 08:04 on May 25, 2015

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

fatherboxx posted:

What the hell is it running on to be considered cost inefficient for Batman? Orphan tears? Happy childhood memories?

It runs on not being compared to Iron Man.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Say Nothing posted:

And the boob window is because... er.
Opportunity, duh.

Anyway, the boob window's gone since she went back to Earth 2, because this just spontaneously happened for some reason.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
booooooooo


boooooooooo

:arghfist::reject:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

So she's Supergirl now?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

SynthOrange posted:

So she's Supergirl now?

She was always supergirl.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Harime Nui posted:

booooooooob


boooooooooob

:arghfist::reject:

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Knormal posted:

Opportunity, duh.

Anyway, the boob window's gone since she went back to Earth 2, because this just spontaneously happened for some reason.


Superman finally filled her hole?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Knormal posted:

Opportunity, duh.

Anyway, the boob window's gone since she went back to Earth 2, because this just spontaneously happened for some reason.


The way it just supermagically attached to her costume was super stupid.

Not that E2s been short of super stupid moments as of late, though

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

Say Nothing posted:

Just go naked.



It is only this time seeing that panel that it finally hit me that Glob really isn't one to be commenting on just going around naked.

Wanamingo posted:

Once again, The Flash provides us with the proper solution.



I can't help but mentally accompany this image with a sad "pffflrt" sound, like a deflating balloon. Something about the floppy look of the costume, I think.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

'floppy costume' already brings The Flash to mind.

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.

Teenage Fansub posted:

'floppy costume' already brings The Flash to mind.


Don't wear loose clothing for superheroics.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wanamingo posted:

Once again, The Flash provides us with the proper solution.



Flash has all the options you could ever need -- he could go home, scrub out some stains, put on the costume, and be back in time for the next panel.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Wanamingo posted:

Once again, The Flash provides us with the proper solution.



On the Flash TV show they have the Reverse Flash do this.

Emo Szyslak
Feb 25, 2006

It looks like his ring is haunted

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




hup posted:

It looks like his ring is haunted

By a very happy ghost.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Wally West! You have to get out of here! Your ring is haunted!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

Wally West! You have to get out of here! Your ring is haunted!

I hate that I can even bring this up, but honestly, as beautifully terribad as that line is, it's not the funniest part of the story it's from, so I feel it's kind of stealing the spotlight.

The funniest part? Jim Balent Skeleton Man not only FAILS to save the haunted vagina girl from the 'sexy' nurse ghosts that want to take back her polter-cooch, he fails to save the rest of their victims... because the ghosts won't tell him where the victims live!

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Tarot is loving hilarious.

What can I make sexy in this issue? Oh I've got it, Gingerbread ladies!

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Costume Thread: Now Officially for Tarot Discussion

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Harime Nui posted:

Costume Thread: Now Officially for Tarot Discussion

I think I covered this one with 'Just go naked'.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

fatherboxx posted:

Travel Foreman designs for Justice League United. Love his take on Metamorpho.



Teenage Fansub posted:

More of Travel Foreman's Justice League United designs.

Animal Man, Stargirl and Equinox.

In the continuing saga of Travel Foreman, Justice League Canada and Stargirl, today we got a preview comic for the new run
https://www.comixology.com/DC-Sneak...ZWNlbnRDb21pY3M
...drumroll...



Ya chickened out!

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 16:06 on May 27, 2015

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Sweet sunglasses, Steel!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Who is Equinox?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

She's new, from the first JLU run a year or so ago.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Okay, the realistic-looking Captain Carrot in the background is just creepy.

Is the guy in the sparkly blue ball Black Lightning or Static?

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Inkspot
Dec 3, 2013

I believe I have
an appointment.
Mr. Goongala?
Black Lightning. He and Blue Devil appeared in an arc of that DC Universe Presents comic nobody but me read.

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