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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

nutranurse posted:

how does this even work

butts arent dicks

you get mooned/humped by your own butt

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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Huge Road trips own

Family Vacation road trips own even more

But I'm back now

And somehow San Antonio escaped being underwater while loving everywhere else in Texas and Oklahoma is

Seriously it's loving bad in parts of Dallas, Houston, and Austin; we got really lucky avoiding flooding here.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Badger of Basra posted:

i know two baha'i families

one family is iranian exiles

the other is iranian exiles who lived in venezuela, and are now venezuelan exiles

iranian exile baha'is own

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

you get mooned/humped by your own butt

gives a new meaning to rear end-to-rear end

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


joeburz posted:

simply changing most consmption from beef to any other smaller animal is probably a huge positive change. RIP birds

lamb and goat are pretty solid choices. farmed salmon is surprisingly green. feeling adventurous? snake has an excellent FCR, especially for a carnivore. and of course, there are always ants and crickets and the like, which can be processed into protein powders to obscure their origins

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

ReidRansom posted:

that's a problem that seems to be sorting itself. gonna do a lot of economic damage yet before it's gone for good though

How's that and how can I help?

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Badger of Basra posted:

about to get into some real deep poo poo y'all

meh. you can't deny that most gay men's lives would be a hell of a lot easier if we were, you know, straight.


R. Mute posted:

what kind of chest are we talking about here? hair no hair? bulky? beefy? skinny?

im down for forearms btw

idk, like well rounded with proportionally sized nips. i don't mind hair. i have a guilty pleasure like for twink so,

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Who doesn't want to gently caress a smooth twink?

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007


sorry Im realizing all my blowjob jokes are super gendered gimme a sec

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

ReidRansom posted:

lamb and goat are pretty solid choices. farmed salmon is surprisingly green. feeling adventurous? snake has an excellent FCR, especially for a carnivore. and of course, there are always ants and crickets and the like, which can be processed into protein powders to obscure their origins

well like even some of the fish that we eat -- like we could deffo eat more dogfish, it's actually really good but good luck with that because, america

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


holy poo poo

this is a thing that happened

http://imgur.com/a/Te8vz

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sharkie posted:

i ended up in the back of a cop car on mushrooms one time cause i was in the wrong neighborhood. didn't get much chance to talk though. they just threatened me, handcuffed me and threw me in there while they tossed the car. fortunately my friend came back and talked them off and i got let out.

i was in stone mountain park on 2ci with some friends close to midnight and i was looking at a spider up close and whispering to it then this boot showed up right next to my head and i looked up and there was a cop up in the clouds so i stand up and he's like right there next to my face. he says what are you doing and i say i'm an entomology student over at the university of georgia and i'm just checking out this weird arachnid specimen, i didn't think these spiders were actively hunting this time of year usually they just hang out in the trees at night and he says you know the park is closing in thirty minutes and i'm like yeah we're just leaving. as soon as he left i started giggling uncontrollably well thats a drug story thanks for reading

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

zoux posted:

Who doesn't want to gently caress a smooth twink?

i know a lot of gay dudes who don't.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Sharkie posted:

if you were a deity what would your domain be? realistically i mean.

Sterquilinus

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

its like a tim and eric skit

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Gravel Gravy posted:

How's that and how can I help?

the sort of people who go to golden corral tend to have shorter than average lifespans, and given enough encouragement, we can probably get them to stuff themselves too fat to procreate

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I dunno why some dudes care about other dudes seeing their dick in like a hot spring

Just some flesh man

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

zoux posted:

Who doesn't want to gently caress a smooth twink?

a lot of people zoux

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

sudo rm -rf posted:

holy poo poo

this is a thing that happened

http://imgur.com/a/Te8vz

:whitewater:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

zoux posted:

Who doesn't want to gently caress a smooth twink?

I'm not into dudes, so me I guess? :shrug:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

sudo rm -rf posted:

holy poo poo

this is a thing that happened

http://imgur.com/a/Te8vz

DTP

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

kustomkarkommando posted:

a lot of people zoux

Good more for the rest of us

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

sudo rm -rf posted:

holy poo poo

this is a thing that happened

http://imgur.com/a/Te8vz

this entire fad is really weird and dumb

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

fade5 posted:

Huge Road trips own

Family Vacation road trips own even more

But I'm back now

And somehow San Antonio escaped being underwater while loving everywhere else in Texas and Oklahoma is

Seriously it's loving bad in parts of Dallas, Houston, and Austin; we got really lucky avoiding flooding here.

god should go back to using fire and brimstone instead of loving around with floods imo

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


nutranurse posted:




paul's an noted turd-face and woman-hater tho

check out the stuff that jesus himself asserts

paul probably didn't actually write that for whatever it is worth

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


How'd you like to be the one woman at that hunk parade

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Berke Negri posted:

paul probably didn't actually write that for whatever it is worth

:twisted:

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

ReidRansom posted:

the sort of people who go to golden corral tend to have shorter than average lifespans, and given enough encouragement, we can probably get them to stuff themselves too fat to procreate

Not enough unfortunately. Now they are trying to advertise "Come here to eat your own weight and when you leave we will give you more buttered bread rolls".

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


joeburz posted:

this entire fad is really weird and dumb

i mean i use a mechanical keyboard but lol

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
i regret watching requiem for a dream for the first time while on lsd

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

zoux posted:

How'd you like to be the one woman at that hunk parade

code:
text me

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

nutranurse posted:

its like a tim and eric skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecFTeMVSlo

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

sudo rm -rf posted:

i mean i use a mechanical keyboard but lol

which one are you in the pic

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

sudo rm -rf posted:

holy poo poo

this is a thing that happened

http://imgur.com/a/Te8vz

lol i know that bar

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

nutranurse posted:

i regret watching requiem for a dream for the first time while on lsd

Same.

E: Also my only time on lsd.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

no, no, no, no, no, yes, maybe, maybe, yes
yes, no, no, maybe

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


joeburz posted:

which one are you in the pic

the dude drinking fine wine, obviously

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

let's met up and admire each others keyboards at the local wood panelled gastropub

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