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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

zoux posted:

woke up this mornin

GOT YOSELF A GUN

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

HBO generally has pretty baller credits. The one for the Leftovers is bad rear end.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

zoux posted:

HBO generally has pretty baller credits. The one for the Leftovers is bad rear end.

Hell, even the one for "John Adams" was badass. They're good at making stirring opening credits.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

GOT YOSELF A GUN

GOT YOSELF A GUN wee eee eee aa aa aa *rrrk*

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I never got into The Sopranos; it's one of those shows that started showing when I went to college, and I didn't have cable. :shrug:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
and then the first scene of the first episode is Tony having a panic attack over some ducks lol

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Dooon't stop

Absurd Alhazred posted:

your avatar is really juste.

yeah it really is

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sharkie posted:

yeah it really is

zoux, however, needs to get back to space-dog. I'm not liking this... weasel?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

and then the first scene of the first episode is Tony having a panic attack over some ducks lol

Tony's panic attacks aint like no panic attack i ever heard of

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Absurd Alhazred posted:

zoux, however, needs to get back to space-dog. I'm not liking this... weasel?

It's rocket racoon

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I have purchased a discounted bottle of chocolate wine from holland

I presume (I daresay without taking too much license) that in the domestic market its label has a golliwog on it

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Sharkie posted:

Dooon't stop

I think you mean "Dooon't sto-"

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
larbon jam

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

It's rocket racoon

It's not a space dog, anyway. You being a space dog is an essential part of my head-canon.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

There just isnt that much avatar friendly Cosmo out there I'm afraid

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Swan Oat posted:

larbon jam

Holy poo poo it's a thing.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

Tony's panic attacks aint like no panic attack i ever heard of

it's not common but it can happen

i also petition for zoux to return to spacedog

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

There just isnt that much avatar friendly Cosmo out there I'm afraid

Why not use Laika, instead?




Sharkie posted:

i also petition for zoux to return to spacedog

:hfive:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Because Laika isnt a marvel comics character

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

I def did not expect cleveland to sweep the Hawks this easily

feel like lebron/blatt have even gotten jr smith to rein in his shot selection, which is just surreal

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


:eyepop:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Yeah, that'll teach 'em.:downs:

e: I'm reading the article right now. Remarkable. If I get a brain tumor from this, expect to be named in the suit, zoux.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 03:39 on May 27, 2015

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Hmmmm

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I've finally found takes hot enough to melt steel beams
http://www.returnofkings.com/

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I kind of feel like r crumb would write that, but with a lot more pictures of himself masturbating and leering at a stout woman's calves

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

:agreed:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The ideas and beliefs here are based on neomasculinity. Here are a few of its principal tenets:

1. Men and women are genetically different, both physically and mentally. Sex roles evolved in all mammals. Humans are not exempt.

2. Men will opt out of monogamy and reproduction if there are no incentives to engage in them.

3. Past traditions and rituals that evolved alongside humanity served a net benefit to the family unit.

4. Testosterone is the biological cause for masculinity. Environmental changes that reduce the hormone’s concentration in men will cause them to be weaker and more feminine.

5. A woman’s value significantly depends on her fertility and beauty. A man’s value significantly depends on his resources, intellect, and character.

6. Elimination of traditional sex roles and the promotion of unlimited mating choice in women unleashes their promiscuity and other negative behaviors that block family formation.

7. Socialism, feminism, cultural Marxism, and social justice warriorism aim to destroy the family unit, decrease the fertility rate, and impoverish the state through large welfare entitlements.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Always in search of the next way to destroy their nature-given beauty, Western females have begun to dye their hair at alarming rates. This is a growing phenomenon in major coastal cities, where I’ve even begun to see it from the late-20s white collar crowd who should know better. The rebellious office types usually adopt something slightly more toned down, such as bright red or jet black, but for those who have to wear nametags and get paid by the hour, anything goes.

Tuthmosis has touched on dyed hair as a major slut tell and Matt Forney has dropped serious wisdom on short hair, but I’ve seen this particular trend becoming more and more socially acceptable. It has to be stopped.

In short, based on my extensive experience, a girl having hair dyed with a non-traditional color is a leading indicator of instability, mental illness, and an inability to function within a healthy relationship. Here are the five reasons you should steer clear of these damaged individuals:

1. They’re attention whores

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

this is bad imo

e: we hunted the mammoth is a website that mockingly chronicles the manosphere if you are into that sort of thing

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

zoux posted:

I've finally found takes hot enough to melt steel beams
http://www.returnofkings.com/

when I get my computer back I should post some stuff from The Ascendant Manosphere

theyre really goofy

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

zoux posted:

Because Laika isnt a marvel comics character

use lockjaw

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


Sharkie posted:

(•_•)
<) )╯all the single ladies
/ \

(•_•)
\( (> all the single ladies
/ \

(•_•)
<) )╯oh oh oh
/ \

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


PupsOfWar posted:

use lockjaw

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

zoux posted:

HBO generally has pretty baller credits. The one for the Leftovers is bad rear end.

is that show good? it premiered at a bad time for me so I never picked it up

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I never got into The Sopranos; it's one of those shows that started showing when I went to college, and I didn't have cable. :shrug:

it's never too late, though it probably will reach the point where everything in it seems really overdone because it basically broke ground on a lot of what people now call the "golden age" or whatever (silver age is more accurate imo)

my folks got me into the sopranos because that's the area where my family settled when they came to this country and my dad and his generation roughly overlapped with the era that tony grew up in

i was like 10

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

zoux posted:

The ideas and beliefs here are based on neomasculinity. Here are a few of its principal tenets:

1. Men and women are genetically different, both physically and mentally. Sex roles evolved in all mammals. Humans are not exempt.

2. Men will opt out of monogamy and reproduction if there are no incentives to engage in them.

3. Past traditions and rituals that evolved alongside humanity served a net benefit to the family unit.

4. Testosterone is the biological cause for masculinity. Environmental changes that reduce the hormone’s concentration in men will cause them to be weaker and more feminine.

5. A woman’s value significantly depends on her fertility and beauty. A man’s value significantly depends on his resources, intellect, and character.

6. Elimination of traditional sex roles and the promotion of unlimited mating choice in women unleashes their promiscuity and other negative behaviors that block family formation.

7. Socialism, feminism, cultural Marxism, and social justice warriorism aim to destroy the family unit, decrease the fertility rate, and impoverish the state through large welfare entitlements.

8. VAPID C-UNITS!!!!!!!!!!!!! why am i so alone oh god:qq::qq::qq:

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Majorian posted:

Yeah, that'll teach 'em.:downs:

e: I'm reading the article right now. Remarkable. If I get a brain tumor from this, expect to be named in the suit, zoux.

I ended up reading it too and even though it's disgusting I do like the bit where he describes a conversation that would cause basically any decent person to hate them

Also that he imaginary owns not one but two people in the article

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The Warszawa posted:

is that show good? it premiered at a bad time for me so I never picked it up


It's extremely slow and contemplative and bleak and moody and doesn't really have a plot that pops but I liked it. The performances are great. Ive developed a man crush on Justin Theroux.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

LorrdErnie posted:

I ended up reading it too and even though it's disgusting I do like the bit where he describes a conversation that would cause basically any decent person to hate them

Also that he imaginary owns not one but two people in the article

Well he's such a badass and not at all the internet-literate version of Carl on "Aqua Teen."

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Still maintain that the sopranos was overrated.

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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

watch Rectified matey

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