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The Long Journey by Boulet.
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May 27, 2015 05:03
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thank you mr spectral
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May 27, 2015 05:04
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YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
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May 27, 2015 08:08
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This is pretty unrealistic. How would all those magazines even fit back there? Why would you hide porn in a fireplace anyway? Is the joke that the magazines are hot both in content and temperature?
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May 27, 2015 08:15
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Before the age of widespread computer use, many people owned PHYSICAL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL. Sometimes it was necessary to hide it in CLEVER LOCATIONS so that ones SPOUSE OR FAMILY MEMBERS didn't find it.
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May 27, 2015 09:18
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From YOSPOS -
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May 27, 2015 09:21
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My porn-stash was so well hidden that the only person to find it was a police detective. Someone broke into our house when I was young, and the detective was looking around my bedroom since the perps had unloaded a gun into the walls. As he's tracing bullet trajectories and finding bullet fragments, he's getting closer and closer to my stash. It was in a heating vent, which was blocked by a dresser. You got into it by pulling out a drawer and then opening the vent from a hole I had cut into the rear of the dresser. So he finds a fragment, right by the drawer, and decides to open the drawer to see if any fragments ended up in there. Then he notices a slight gap between the wall and dresser, so pulls out the drawer to look behind it. Meanwhile I'm staring goggle eyed, sweating bullets (pun most certainly intended  ) as he sees the hole in the back of the dresser, which perfectly frames the heating vent. I'm standing there, about to have a cop pull out nudie mags as my parents stand there. I'm trying to use jedi mind powers to get him not to open the vent, but it's not working. He pulls back the vent slightly, he says ".... uh, ohhhh...", there's a pregnant pause where he keeps staring at the vent, but he gives me a quick glance and then a has a little chuckle, then replaces the vent and loudly says "Welp, nothing in there! Nothing out of the ordinary here, eh son?".My heart starts beating again, and I stammer out "Heh.... uh, *cough*, nope... heh", and he goes off to check other rooms. So there are good cops, apparently.
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May 27, 2015 09:38
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:My porn-stash was so well hidden that the only person to find it was a police detective. Were you white?
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May 27, 2015 09:46
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Slime posted:Were you white? A cop was in his house and he is telling a story about it. Pretty sure he's white.
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May 27, 2015 09:48
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Slime posted:Were you white? What do you mean "you people"?
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May 27, 2015 09:57
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Is he the grandfather? A 1920s ex-con? Did he just die in the house and that's a new family or are they trespassing in an abandoned house? Also, why is there light emanating from behind the brick? How would a lightbulb still be burning after all that time? And wouldn't the family have noticed the light?
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May 27, 2015 14:49
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he's satans avatar and he's corrupting those children, that much is clear
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May 27, 2015 14:54
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larchesdanrew posted:Also, why is there light emanating from behind the brick? How would a lightbulb still be burning after all that time? And wouldn't the family have noticed the light? That's his Fleshlight.
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May 27, 2015 15:42
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larchesdanrew posted:Is he the grandfather? A 1920s ex-con? Did he just die in the house and that's a new family or are they trespassing in an abandoned house? Oh. My. GOD.
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May 27, 2015 20:48
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Is the joke the rat tail I only just noticed?
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May 27, 2015 21:22
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Most of you ruin everything.
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May 27, 2015 22:14
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I love this thread.
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May 28, 2015 00:09
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BrigadierSensible posted:That's what the spiders are going to do, helpful little arachnids that they are. And a new fear for the list. I'll just leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM7_36SP1tA
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May 28, 2015 00:28
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Teach posted:From YOSPOS - Loss.jpeg. It brings everyone together.
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May 28, 2015 00:52
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finalellipsis posted:I love this thread.
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May 28, 2015 02:55
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Teach posted:From YOSPOS - Whose house is this again? I'm struggling to remember. Edit: just remembered we live in a magical time that lets you google things to find out information. It's groverhaus. I knew it was a loss edit Refrigerapist has a new favorite as of 07:44 on May 28, 2015 |
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May 28, 2015 07:35
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Better than that, it's a 'Loss' edit of Grover-haus...
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May 28, 2015 07:42
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May 28, 2015 09:18
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Pretty simple, but I chuckled:
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May 28, 2015 20:33
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Aw, I like this one.
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May 28, 2015 21:47
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Toriori posted:Aw, I like this one. The banker is a pedophile. He'll dump her body in the pit with all the other children he lured to the circus.
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May 28, 2015 22:08
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larchesdanrew posted:The banker is a pedophile. It's never funny when you explain the joke.
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May 28, 2015 22:11
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larchesdanrew posted:The banker is a pedophile. Huh. Here I thought it was a sly commentary on patriarchal norms where the man decides everything and how much of a circus getting a loan at the bank is. Live and learn, I guess!
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May 28, 2015 22:32
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It's a loss (non-)edit.
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May 28, 2015 22:54
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Paladinus posted:It's a loss (non-)edit. ... 
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May 28, 2015 22:59
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I've been lurking these comics threads for a ridiculously long time now, and I still can't decide if I love or hate them. So this is a really popular comic by Jacob Andrews that gets shared around a lot:  But he also does some other really great comics!   I also really enjoy Completely Serious Comics:    I like to share wolfpupy just to confuse people, but I've chosen some of the less absurd ones for here:   Abby Howard was a contestant on Penny Arcade's Strip Search, a reality webshow about webcomics which I promise isn't as terrible as that description implies. During one of her elimination challenges, where she had a few hours to conceptualize and draw a comic based on the two words "naughty" and "mystery" she created this gem:  The show also helped gain exposure for her comic, Junior Scientist Power Hour:   This is a comic I was turned onto by a previous comics thread, Feel Afraid:  This is from the wonderfully garish Super Mega Comics:  And finally, my favorite of the sadly now-defunct Pictures for Sad Children, which was an incredible and offbeat series by John Campbell, who has since removed her website after some Kickstarter drama and a college freshman interpretation of the evils of capitalism. Something beautiful and sad permeated her work and it makes me sad to think the world is deprived of that. 
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May 29, 2015 03:08
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:Comics Hey thanks for posting comics. I like you.
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May 29, 2015 03:41
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Wolfpupy owns, always has.
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May 29, 2015 04:02
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I don't want to suggest these are all good, but Hilarity Comics from the now defunct Eegra website (warning, a number are  ) are how I learned about Robert Liston:
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May 29, 2015 04:41
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Wow, you guys are great! You will be interested to know that last guy is the only medical professional in history who has conducted a medical procedure with 300% mortality rate, plus he accidentally a whole scrotum. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 06:49 on May 29, 2015 |
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May 29, 2015 06:47
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Karate Bastard posted:Wow, you guys are great! To be fair, only two of those deaths should count. If you're nervous enough to die of fright over a near miss, you really have no business standing that close to Liston as he works.
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May 29, 2015 13:09
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quote:Amputated the leg in 21⁄2 minutes, but in his enthusiasm the patient's testicles as well. This is one of those sentences that is both hilarious and horrifying at the same time. I think it's the use of 'enthusiasm', which makes it sound like he went "gently caress it, might as well take the balls too!" instead of it just being an accident.
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May 29, 2015 16:37
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The Mentalizer posted:This is one of those sentences that is both hilarious and horrifying at the same time. I think it's the use of 'enthusiasm', which makes it sound like he went "gently caress it, might as well take the balls too!" instead of it just being an accident. "aw nuts"
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May 29, 2015 17:36
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e:wrong thread
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