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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

boom boom boom posted:

Could the MLS be expanded into an international organization to replace FIFA?

looking forward to the 2016 Draw to see what sick player Barca gets

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Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

Pleads posted:

Major League Soccer: Untainted through irrelevance

"No taint? I'm going back to England." - Robbie Rodgers.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
EA Sports MLS 16

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Just saw the indictment news, surprised it finally happened because everyone knew they were dirty for years.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Gigi Galli posted:

oh so you gonna switch it on em?
Lol



Also I like all the experts who googled RICO and DOJ this very morning saying nothing will happen

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

                                                                                                                                          "He's afraid"
                                                                                                                                               \


Not pictured: Carmen Sandiego.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Seltzer posted:

Lol



Also I like all the experts who googled RICO and DOJ this very morning saying nothing will happen

sorry in the real world it was already midday

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
lol

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This has just been one of the best news stories to follow in a while. I can't even predict the wackiness we have coming down the pipeline in the next few days.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Gonna get drunk and watch Goodfellas, The Untouchables, Starship Troopers, and maybe Team America: World Police.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
For non-Americans: in 2013 the DOJ had a 92% conviction rate.

http://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/usao/legacy/2014/09/22/13statrpt.pdf

quote:

Of the 82,092 defendants terminated during Fiscal Year 2013, 75,718, or 92 percent, either pled guilty or were found guilty.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

NC-17 posted:

For non-Americans: in 2013 the DOJ had a 92% conviction rate.

http://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/usao/legacy/2014/09/22/13statrpt.pdf

It wouldn't be America without stats

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006




lmao

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Krampus 2015

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Been in meetings, has Joffrey beheaded Sepp on the steps of the great sept yet?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Fuckin yes, lets get some extreme judiciary and governmental stats up in this. Imagine if George Best had been a federal lawyer, England would win every World Litigation Cup.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Stats 4 fats

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

Stats 4 fats

I always knew you loved stats.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Gigi Galli posted:

Fuckin yes, lets get some extreme judiciary and governmental stats up in this. Imagine if George Best had been a federal lawyer, England would win every World Litigation Cup.

Give me some good old man-marking Common Law. None of that zonal Civil Law crap.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
The US Federal Penitentiary System has def been running a DZPutS-count in the upper 90s.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006




lmaaaaoooooo

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

CubanMissile posted:

Gonna get drunk and watch Goodfellas, The Untouchables, Starship Troopers, and maybe Team America: World Police.

getting drunk bc of the news is ftw.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
gonna grab a six pack and read about how iraq is planning to ramp up their motherbitching oil production!

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
what a glorious time to be a yanqi plastique. Once scorned by the European elite, Everyone is now looking to us to save the world from Mr. Sepp.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the pngs are flying

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Some times when bored and there aren't any wars or whatever, we gots to go around righting wrongs

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hopefully the UEFA conference doesn't get embroiled in this mess as all my favourite franchises are there

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

NC-17 posted:

For non-Americans: in 2013 the DOJ had a 92% conviction rate.

http://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/usao/legacy/2014/09/22/13statrpt.pdf

Apparently the other 8% were terminated anyway

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

what a glorious time to be a yanqi plastique. Once scorned by the European elite, Everyone is now looking to us to save the world from Mr. Sepp.

This gave me great pleasure. As does explaining the nature of RICO to Englishmen who think that somehow living in a foreign country gives you immunity from prosecution from my uncle, Sam.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
The DOJ is my new fave sports franchise. Who are their star players? Do they have strong tifos?

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
It really makes you wonder why other countries were so impotent.

Especially England.

Also makes me question the accuracy of those sherlock holmes documentaries the BBC puts out.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
If America bottles this and doesnt jail Blatter they'll be epic failures.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

It really makes you wonder why other countries were so impotent.

Especially England.

Also makes me question the accuracy of those sherlock holmes documentaries the BBC puts out.

they are scared of Putin cutting off their heating

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

what a glorious time to be a yanqi plastique. Once scorned by the European elite, Everyone is now looking to us to save the world from Mr. Sepp.

Just like both wars. :smug:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

It really makes you wonder why other countries were so impotent.

Especially England.

Also makes me question the accuracy of those sherlock holmes documentaries the BBC puts out.

I don't know about England but it seems like the us justice system is more capable than most at getting poo poo done. plea bargaining may be why.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Atletico DOJ

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Pissflaps posted:

If America bottles this and doesnt jail Blatter they'll be epic failures.

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