Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

TheDisreputableDog posted:

So here's the thing.

This doesn't need to be airtight. We don't need (or really want) Clinton to go down in flames before the primary.

No one is trying to get a_liberal_poster_00 to switch their vote to Rubio.

It means people on the left are defending the practice, which undermines the Democratic party itself. It means people are defending the scummy status quo who are supposed to represent the party of economic, social, and political change. I want Independents to see this. I hope nominal Dems who only voted twice (in 08 and 12) see this.

Based on the last few pages it's all going swimmingly.

haha yes "we", you loving nerd

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


TheDisreputableDog posted:

So you're assuming he was gay because he had long hair too?

Nth Doctor posted:

In the same WP article:


Emphasis mine.

Don't run from the stupid poo poo you said about Romney's bullying. You stuck your foot in it, you should at least admit as much.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
just cause you on a mailing list doesnt make you a "we", buddy

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Man, it's almost like if you spend 20+ years screaming about a political couples' supposed scandals and corruption which ultimately never seems to pan out to more than any other career politician, and often much less than even that, people start to look askance at the latest dreadful thing you're going on about.

But keep it up buddy; I'm sure this is the one that'll finally sink those mean ol' Clintons, now go to bed. Yes, I'll check to make sure George Stephanopoulos isn't under your bed.

And that's the thing, like, he couldn't even be bothered to come up with a Bad Deed, just "look there was money!!".

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

:getin:


So while there's one group of progressives who look at Sanders and see someone who has spent his career voicing their most deeply held beliefs about America, there are others who don't. And they don't have a Bernie Sanders — a decades-long champion — of their own in the race. Former Virginia Senator Jim Webb was interested in mass incarceration before it was cool, but also thinks the Democratic Party needs to do more to appeal to the white working class — so it's hard to imagine his campaign becoming the standard-bearer for nonwhite progressive concerns. And while former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley has been trying to make a name for himself by running to Hillary Clinton's left on immigration, the protests over the killing of Freddie Gray and police behavior in Baltimore have reminded America of the role O'Malley played as mayor of Baltimore in creating the system that's so dysfunctional today.
[/quote]

No statistics cited. Boo.

Half of African Americans worry about their financial future. One of their top worries is having a job in 12 months. The economy is regularly cited as the number one concern their demographic, like in all demographics.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Bill Clinton lead the US effort to get World Cup 2022, and during that period his foundation received millions from the actual winners which are at this moment embroiled in a corruption scandal involving millions in bribes. You have to be blinded by partisanship to not find that suspicious.

Did Bill somehow sabotage the US effort, but only just by a few votes?

ElrondHubbard
Sep 14, 2007

TheDisreputableDog posted:

So here's the thing.

This doesn't need to be airtight. We don't need (or really want) Clinton to go down in flames before the primary.

No one is trying to get a_liberal_poster_00 to switch their vote to Rubio.

It means people on the left are defending the practice, which undermines the Democratic party itself. It means people are defending the scummy status quo who are supposed to represent the party of economic, social, and political change. I want Independents to see this. I hope nominal Dems who only voted twice (in 08 and 12) see this.

Based on the last few pages it's all going swimmingly.

After all the bullshit accusations, including that whole Benghazi circus, any conspiracy about Hillary Clinton absolutely needs to be airtight, because otherwise it's the same song and dance of throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks. Your accusations that Qatar got the world cup by bribing Bill Clinton (as opposed to the notoriously corrupt FIFA organization) and that Hillary ran some of her emails through a private server are comical when compared to actual scandals. For example, George Bush manufactured evidence and lied to the country to get it to go to war, one in which no-bid contracts were awarded to companies and reconstruction efforts were mired in corruption.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Who said this when asked which avenger he would be?

quote:

"Oh I don't know, I think of all the movies out there I kind of love Captain America," said the likely presidential candidate. "You know, there's nothing like the red, white, blue and being strong and standing up for folks, but I don't know. You have a fun time watching any of those."

Scott Walker

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I refuse to vote for anyone with any questionable money issues or ethics problems but who still maybe kind of sort of matches my ideology.

I look forward to casting a ballot that's entirely blank save maybe some local no-name position.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Who said this when asked which avenger he would be?


Scott Walker

I think Captain America is well-written and acted and there's a nice subversiveness to him. And he had really solid standalone movies, particularly being buddycop with Black Widow. So broken clock twice a day, etc.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

mlmp08 posted:

I refuse to vote for anyone with any questionable money issues or ethics problems but who still maybe kind of sort of matches my ideology.

I look forward to casting a ballot that's entirely blank save maybe some local no-name position.

You can write yourself in you know, its what I do when I hate everyone running for city council.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
Santorum's in.

Edit: Hopefully he's not all over the place this time. Everyone knows that Santorum is somewhat of an inevitability, and when Santorum runs everyone knows the mess that can result.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Will the GOP continue to be idiotic? we report you decide!

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Full Battle Rattle posted:

Santorum's in.

Edit: Hopefully he's not all over the place this time. Everyone knows that Santorum is somewhat of an inevitability, and when Santorum runs everyone knows the mess that can result.

The Republican primaries are about to get all shook up and frothy.

Feather
Mar 1, 2003
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Shageletic posted:


No statistics cited. Boo.

Half of African Americans worry about their financial future. One of their top worries is having a job in 12 months. The economy is regularly cited as the number one concern their demographic, like in all demographics.

Statistics or not, Sanders' belief that the root of all these problems is in the economics is wrong. It's part (a big part), but it's not the whole picture. Right now the pendulum in this country is moving left-of-center on the social issues of our day regardless of who holds the office of POTUS. The economics pendulum is still way to the right, and if either Hillary or another Republican is elected it will continue that swing, because right now the populist sentiment in that regard is still behind the social sentiment for leftist change.

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

I refuse to vote for anyone with any questionable money issues or ethics problems but who still maybe kind of sort of matches my ideology.

I look forward to casting a ballot that's entirely blank save maybe some local no-name position.

It's like 2008 all over again, drumming up another historic millennial and minority vote will be child's play.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Who said this when asked which avenger he would be?


Scott Walker

SOMEONE didn't read the comics.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

FizFashizzle posted:

SOMEONE didn't read the comics.

Don't assume ol' Scottie isn't a big fan of William Burnside.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

the shadow toker posted:

What the hell is this? I like Hillary fine. I want a democratic nominee that's going to A. support liberal positions B. defend whats left of the social welfare state and supreme court against a republican congress and C. Win

Guess what? C is the most important of all of those. I find it crazy that the biggest knock against Hillary is that she is a GOOD politician. She has consistently been liberal throughout her career. The fact that she's spending time talking to (*gasp*) pre-selected audiences in early primary states instead of making speeches railing against the 1% is a good thing.

Unlike apparently half of this forum, I don't believe there's a silent majority of socialists/leftists just waiting for the messiah to propel into the presidency. I think that advocating for fair social and economic reform is HARD, especially in a conservative country with a governmental system designed to resist change. There is no advantage to being ideologically pure and out of power, especially to those who need it. We've been losing our strength in Congress for decades. Democrats are at a low point, and it'll be a long time in the wilderness before we can start restoring a lead in state or federal legislative bodies and protecting the people who need it the most protection. Incremental change, change that is bought and sold by lobbyists and bankers, change that barely qualifies as progressive is still something.

An example: is the ACA a shining point of progressive legislation? No, it's a republican free-market healthcare plan. But it dramatically lowered the rate of uninsurance, especially for minorities, and provided protection against price-gouging for those with pre-existing conditions. A single-payer plan would have been better and was impossible by the time Coakley lost Kennedy's seat and hosed up the entire plan.

I'm way more interested in preserving those gains than making some point about the economic system or tossing red meat to the base.



TL,DR: gently caress Bernie Sanders.

I don't think Hillary is that good a politician. She's not very charismatic and she has a really hard time motivating non-female, non-partisan voters. She couldn't even beat a junior senator for the nomination in 2008, for example.

I mean, yeah, she checks the "generic Democrat" box and that's better than any reasonable alternative, but that's literally all she does. If the Republican Party were in any way reasonably competitive, if they were anything other than a hot steaming mess of insanity she would have absolutely no chance at all of winning. Even as it is, she's a highly disliked, vulnerable candidate who could be beaten by any vaguely likeable sane Republican candidate. The only reason she's acceptable is that the Republican Party is incapable of selecting a sane candidate right now.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

ElrondHubbard posted:

After all the bullshit accusations, including that whole Benghazi circus, any conspiracy about Hillary Clinton absolutely needs to be airtight, because otherwise it's the same song and dance of throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks. Your accusations that Qatar got the world cup by bribing Bill Clinton (as opposed to the notoriously corrupt FIFA organization) and that Hillary ran some of her emails through a private server are comical when compared to actual scandals. For example, George Bush manufactured evidence and lied to the country to get it to go to war, one in which no-bid contracts were awarded to companies and reconstruction efforts were mired in corruption.

Looks like FIFA was bribing the wrong Obama cabinet member, anyway. Should have focused on Holder.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I don't think Hillary is that good a politician. She's not very charismatic and she has a really hard time motivating non-female, non-partisan voters. She couldn't even beat a junior senator for the nomination in 2008, for example.

Oh no, she's not as charismatic as the most charismatic candidate either party has gotten in the past 35 years.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

computer parts posted:

Oh no, she's not as charismatic as the most charismatic candidate either party has gotten in the past 35 years.
She's not as charismatic as Bill either.

Whether she has less charisma than Al Gore is a tough call but he was in Futurama so...

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

sullat posted:

Looks like FIFA was bribing the wrong Obama cabinet member, anyway. Should have focused on Holder.

What if it comes out that Clinton alerted Holder to the shady stuff then accepted the donations? That would be a glorious gently caress you.

Smiling Knight
May 31, 2011

paranoid randroid posted:

haha yes "we", you loving nerd

Hey, who knows. A top republican strategist might actually be posting on a comedy forum using a character from a children's fantasy novel as his screen name! We've got Rahm, after all.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

computer parts posted:

Oh no, she's not as charismatic as the most charismatic candidate either party has gotten in the past 35 years.

Another way of saying this: if elected she will be the least charismatic president since Nixon.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Smiling Knight posted:

Hey, who knows. A top republican strategist might actually be posting on a comedy forum using a character from a children's fantasy novel as his screen name! We've got Rahm, after all.

TBF its a pretty good children's fantasy novel. Tho I thought Mogget was a better sidekick than TDD.

Syjefroi
Oct 6, 2003

I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.

This is really cool, but I've always liked when a dance goes with a song, so I vote for this to be the official Rick Santorum theme song http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ae33c0e276/antorum-all-over-town

Jackson Taus
Oct 19, 2011

TheDisreputableDog posted:

So here's the thing.

This doesn't need to be airtight. We don't need (or really want) Clinton to go down in flames before the primary.

No one is trying to get a_liberal_poster_00 to switch their vote to Rubio.

It means people on the left are defending the practice, which undermines the Democratic party itself. It means people are defending the scummy status quo who are supposed to represent the party of economic, social, and political change. I want Independents to see this. I hope nominal Dems who only voted twice (in 08 and 12) see this.

Based on the last few pages it's all going swimmingly.

Approximately everybody defends the practice of accepting charitable donations to help poor people in Africa and Asia. Approximately everybody opposes the practice of taking money in exchange for official favors. There is, right now, no serious and credible claim being put forward that the Clintons did any sort of quid pro quo. The ones espoused in this thread are extremely weak (and largely conjectural), and some are laughable (bribing Bill Clinton to undersell the US 2022 case instead of in addition to the FIFA guys voting is particularly ridiculous).

TheDisreputableDog posted:

"These people of privilege who live by their own rules never did nothing demonstrably illegal, therefore any criticism must be politically motivated."

In light of the other 99 "scandals" that turned out to be overblown, it's not unreasonable to want to see some kind of evidence or at least a credible "theory of the crime".

Nintendo Kid posted:

And that's the thing, like, he couldn't even be bothered to come up with a Bad Deed, just "look there was money!!".

That to me has always been the tell-tale mark of Clintonmania - the inability or unwillingness to articulate exactly what the allegations are, either because they don't exist or because they're super-nutty.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Another way of saying this: if elected she will be the least charismatic president since Nixon.

What's broken in your charisma detector that you find Bush 41 charismatic?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nintendo Kid posted:

What's broken in your charisma detector that you find Bush 41 charismatic?

He did vomit on a Japanese Prime Minister once, that has to count for something.

the shadow toker
Apr 22, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I don't think Hillary is that good a politician. She's not very charismatic and she has a really hard time motivating non-female, non-partisan voters. She couldn't even beat a junior senator for the nomination in 2008, for example.

I mean, yeah, she checks the "generic Democrat" box and that's better than any reasonable alternative, but that's literally all she does. If the Republican Party were in any way reasonably competitive, if they were anything other than a hot steaming mess of insanity she would have absolutely no chance at all of winning. Even as it is, she's a highly disliked, vulnerable candidate who could be beaten by any vaguely likeable sane Republican candidate. The only reason she's acceptable is that the Republican Party is incapable of selecting a sane candidate right now.

That's a fair enough criticism - she's much more of a policy wonk and, unlike Bill, doesn't seem to be able to distill that into communicating with regular people. I also think her biggest vulnerability is whether she can connect with male voters, especially Hispanic ones.

With that said, I'm not sure she's as bad as "generic Democrat." She's decent on policy and foreign affairs. You're right that her biggest problem that she's disliked by half of the country, and has very little chance of changing that. I'm just not sure that really matters given how polarized our politics are now.

Also, I assume Rubio is failing the "sane" criterion, because he's both likable and young and haunts my nightmares of 2016.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Carly-mania - catch it!

Talking Points Memo posted:



Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina's attempt to attack former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D) didn't quite go as planned on Wednesday.

Fiorina scheduled her own press conference outside of the Marriot Hotel in Columbia, South Carolina where Clinton was scheduled to speak. But instead of holding a press conference where she relentlessly attacked the former secretary of state, the former Hewlett-Packard CEO was peppered with questions about her own candidacy, according to The New York Times.

She was asked, for instance, about her decision to attend the Clinton Global Initiative last year given reports about foreign donations that went to the Clinton Foundation.

"Last year we didn't know all the things we now know about the Clinton Foundation," Fiorina said.

When Fiorina was asked if she would go again, she said she didn't expect to get another invite.

Fiorina, according to the Times, appeared to get more frustrated as questions veered toward whether she was really a serious candidate. Fiorina was pressed on whether her trip to South Carolina was only for attacking Clinton. Another reporter pressed Fiorina if she was outside the hotel just because of Clinton.

"I planned to be here weeks and weeks ago!" Fiorina said. "I have a luncheon to go to, with the GOP here. This trip has been on my itinerary for a very long time."

Fiorina tried to direct the questions back at Clinton.

"I hope you will continue to be as aggressive with Mrs. Clinton, wherever she is," Fiorina said, before cutting off the questions after roughly 11 minutes.
She couldn't even make it 12 minutes into her own rigged, gimmicky press conference without stomping off the stage. Oooh, this candidacy is going places.

One commenter compared her to Malory Archer and that seems just about right.

Jackson Taus
Oct 19, 2011

the shadow toker posted:

With that said, I'm not sure she's as bad as "generic Democrat." She's decent on policy and foreign affairs. You're right that her biggest problem that she's disliked by half of the country, and has very little chance of changing that. I'm just not sure that really matters given how polarized our politics are now.

By October 2016, any Democratic nominee would be disliked by 45% of the country no matter what. Most of the folks who dislike Hillary now would vote against Jen Ericdem anyhow.

quote:

She was asked, for instance, about her decision to attend the Clinton Global Initiative last year given reports about foreign donations that went to the Clinton Foundation.

Legendary.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

FMguru posted:

One commenter compared her to Malory Archer and that seems just about right.

Oh wow, that's terrifying.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Great strategy from the GOP communications team here: associate Bernie with something that everyone hates, ice cream!

Meanwhile, in Portsmouth, NH:

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

mlmp08 posted:

I think Captain America is well-written and acted and there's a nice subversiveness to him. And he had really solid standalone movies, particularly being buddycop with Black Widow. So broken clock twice a day, etc.

He wasn't asked who the best Avenger was, he was asked which Avenger he'd be (and the correct answer is Thor :colbert:).

His answer was a character whose view of patriotism is pretty much the exact opposite of his own. It's a very "my favorite band is RATM" answer.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

So, is there any realistic reason at all to think Sanders even makes it past the democratic party? Because a few minutes on google have made a fan-loving-tastic first impression of him for me and also all but convinced me that he's a dead campaign running.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Evil Fluffy posted:

He wasn't asked who the best Avenger was, he was asked which Avenger he'd be (and the correct answer is Thor :colbert:).

His answer was a character whose view of patriotism is pretty much the exact opposite of his own. It's a very "my favorite band is RATM" answer.

I'm aware of the irony, it's just that Cpt America is pretty cool. Also Thor is a good choice if you like being a bore. He'd be good for a candidate that disappears for half the race then comes back at the end to help out his buddies from the sidelines.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Bill Clinton lead the US effort to get World Cup 2022, and during that period his foundation received millions from the actual winners which are at this moment embroiled in a corruption scandal involving millions in bribes. You have to be blinded by partisanship to not find that suspicious.

Yeah, in a scandal that is being aggressively prosecuted by the USDOJ in an investigation that has been years in the process. If you think that Bill intentionally took bribes and threw the US's chance while this was going on I don't know what to tell you

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

FMguru posted:

Carly-mania - catch it!
She couldn't even make it 12 minutes into her own rigged, gimmicky press conference without stomping off the stage. Oooh, this candidacy is going places.

One commenter compared her to Malory Archer and that seems just about right.

Totally not a gimmick for the GOP.

mlmp08 posted:

I'm aware of the irony, it's just that Cpt America is pretty cool. Also Thor is a good choice if you like being a bore. He'd be good for a candidate that disappears for half the race then comes back at the end to help out his buddies from the sidelines.

You would think the obvious choice for Republican would be Tony Stark...

I would say Nick Fury, but he's black in the movies.

  • Locked thread