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"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
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Default Settings posted:You guys tell me how your butts will look in 90 years.
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prinneh posted:This hike looks wunderbar, I'll look into it. Thank you! I want to go up Jbel Toubkal in Morrocco, I've been up Mount Kinabalu which was great, although I felt like poo poo at the top and Toubkal seems like it should be similar in difficulty. It seems like a nice walk up mountain that you can do over two days with guides and mules if you want to.
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# ? May 27, 2015 11:41 |
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Necros posted:his mummy has holes in his butt. that video was gross as hell.
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# ? May 27, 2015 12:37 |
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Jeza posted:After HAPE/HACE and avalanche, butt blow is Everest's biggest killer. Look up HAFE.
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# ? May 27, 2015 12:39 |
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I Greyhound posted:Look up HAFE. This is so perfect. Who knows how many Everest "falls" were in fact people being blown off the mountain by their butts. We know now it killed Mallory, but how many others? The cover-up is breathtaking in scale. The whole thing stinks.
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# ? May 27, 2015 13:19 |
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Jeza posted:After HAPE/HACE and avalanche, butt blow is Everest's biggest killer. You joke, but I think it was the Everest TV show where someone said that Everest is the only place on earth where you can have diarrhea and be constipated at the same time.
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# ? May 27, 2015 13:49 |
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Meatwave posted:You joke, but I think it was the Everest TV show where someone said that Everest is the only place on earth where you can have diarrhea and be constipated at the same time. I don’t want to know, and yet. Something about pressure differentials?
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:28 |
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Ursine Asylum posted:I don’t want to know, and yet. Something about pressure differentials? High altitude makes you prone to constipation because your bowels slow down and you can get dehydrated. Combine that with an unfamiliar diet and physical exertion and you can be both constipated and have diarrhea: No poo poo for days, and then it comes out like a morse code message being sent from your butt.
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# ? May 27, 2015 14:44 |
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Necros posted:his mummy has holes in his butt. that video was gross as hell. The perils of homosexuality.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:07 |
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Going to check out the Central North Island range, including some two to three hour walks around Mt Ruapehu. Hopefully it won't decide to burp while I'm standing on it.
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# ? May 28, 2015 08:51 |
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Would.
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:05 |
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A mountain that is much more interesting than Mt. Everest is doing something more interesting than Mt. Everest can do: Mount Shindake, on an island in southern Japan, erupted today. Whee! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoGJvBHGrY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kWx-VJa3YI Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 04:38 on May 29, 2015 |
# ? May 29, 2015 04:36 |
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Happy men went as far as possible from the sea while standing on land except for the moon day anniversary! One of these days I'm gonna do an effort post on George Everest for you because this thread is cool. He was a bit of a dick.Butt Wizard posted:Going to check out the Central North Island range, including some two to three hour walks around Mt Ruapehu. Hopefully it won't decide to burp while I'm standing on it. If you're an experienced tramper, do Mt Taranaki in the summer. It's awesome. Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 06:24 on May 29, 2015 |
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Madcosby posted:ITT we rotate (and crop a bit) mountain climbers to instead make them very clumsy people
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# ? May 29, 2015 07:25 |
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Jaguars! posted:If you're an experienced tramper, do Mt Taranaki in the summer. It's awesome. Awesome. I'm keen to try Ngauruhoe in summer as and I've already filled my winter schedule with St Bathans and Ophir on the Central Otago Rail Trail. Not doing the ride, just those two towns probably.
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# ? May 29, 2015 08:05 |
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This guy is ready for the most intense game of tug of war ever.
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# ? May 29, 2015 08:12 |
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Angela Christine posted:This guy is ready for the most intense game of tug of war ever. He probably still wouldn't be prepared.
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# ? May 29, 2015 08:37 |
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Officer Sandvich posted:He probably still wouldn't be prepared. People are dumb man. The wrong rope type accident sucks for people just taking part but putting your hand in a loop?
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# ? May 29, 2015 13:39 |
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Someone asked earlier if I had found anything good on reddit. Most of it isn't relevant to this thread, it's missing persons, serial killers, etc. But this is a really good read about whether or not Mallory and Irvine made it to the summit of Everest. It's written by someone who was on the 1999 expedition which found Mallory's body. http://blog.mountainworldproductions.com/2010/05/what-really-happened-to-george-mallory-andrew-irvine.html I don't think it's been posted, maybe it's in some of these back pages. xie fucked around with this message at 14:27 on May 29, 2015 |
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xie posted:Someone asked earlier if I had found anything good on reddit. Most of it isn't relevant to this thread, it's missing persons, serial killers, etc. But this is a really good read about whether or not Mallory and Irvine made it to the summit of Everest. It's written by someone who was on the 1999 expedition which found Mallory's body. Dude is a super jackass
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# ? May 29, 2015 14:37 |
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Officer Sandvich posted:He probably still wouldn't be prepared. Harvard’s tug of war team, circa 1888. Heil Hitler.
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# ? May 29, 2015 15:42 |
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Demonachizer posted:
They need to bring back tug of war as an Olympic sport. Imagine how awesome it would be under modern steroids.
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# ? May 29, 2015 16:48 |
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Meatwave posted:They need to bring back tug of war as an Olympic sport. Imagine how awesome it would be under modern steroids. I was just thinking that too! Olympic tug of war. Just imagine young athletes devoting years of their life to tug o' war. That would be so great.
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# ? May 30, 2015 03:18 |
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Can you imagine how good of a handjob you'd get from an Olympic tug of war competitor?
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# ? May 31, 2015 00:47 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Can you imagine how good of a handjob you'd get from an Olympic tug of war competitor? there's a lion who plays tug of war, are you suggesting that lions give the best handjobs? you are a furry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnQOfWBRk0s
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# ? May 31, 2015 02:14 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Can you imagine how good of a handjob you'd get from an Olympic tug of war competitor? Watch out, they're also really good at performing penectomies.
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# ? May 31, 2015 02:33 |
What a rip-off.
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# ? May 31, 2015 02:35 |
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hailthefish posted:What a rip-off. I think we’re about done here.
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:03 |
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Ursine Asylum posted:I think we’re about done here. There's no reason to go off half-cocked.
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:41 |
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Ursine Asylum posted:I think we’re about done here. ill rip your dick out by the roots
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:44 |
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Pick posted:there's a lion who plays tug of war, are you suggesting that lions give the best handjobs? you are a furry. i think opposable thumbs are necessary for handjobs
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# ? May 31, 2015 03:57 |
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Meatwave posted:They need to bring back tug of war as an Olympic sport. Imagine how awesome it would be under modern steroids. Yes, but it's the last event of the games and limit participation to a country's medalists from other events.
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# ? May 31, 2015 21:51 |
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PostNouveau posted:Yes, but it's the last event of the games and limit participation to a country's medalists from other events. Nah, tug of war is one of the few events where poor countries would have a fighting chance, because it needs only very basic training equipment. Don't take that from them by only letting rich countries compete.
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:47 |
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You would also end up with situations like the New Zealand equestrian team taking on a bunch of Ukranian weight lifters in a tug of war match.
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:58 |
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Varkk posted:You would also end up with situations like the New Zealand equestrian team taking on a bunch of Ukranian weight lifters in a tug of war match. If the horses joined in too that would be pretty fun to watch.
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CommunistPancake posted:If the horses joined in too that would be pretty fun to watch. In case you wanted to see 18 people vs a horse: https://youtu.be/-srzT2olJ2Q
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:54 |
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quote:In 2007, two 17-year-old boys participating in a tug of war game at a Colorado homecoming looped the rope around their hands and suffered amputations. “Hearing it was pretty gross,” a student at the scene later told NBC. “There was like a lot of people screaming and just all blood flying everywhere and just people running out of the room." Signs were later posted at the Christian high school that read, “Their hands are in His hands.” thanks for looking after our severed hands, god
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 02:23 |
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Goddamn.
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Howard Beale posted:thanks for looking after our severed hands, god Thank mr metacarpal
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