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She'd have to call twice in a minute for a week straight non stop to get that amount. Unless she had a command center set up with bots that did all of these things, I don't know how you could do this in tandem with emails, texts, and sung letters.
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Pretty sure someone did the math on that and it was physically impossible.
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Morter posted:She'd have to call twice in a minute for a week straight non stop to get that amount. Unless she had a command center set up with bots that did all of these things, I don't know how you could do this in tandem with emails, texts, and sung letters. More like 7 to 8 times a minute. or every 7.8 seconds.
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If he had just answered the phone she would have stopped. Why can't this dude just get it that no one will care enough about him to do that but her?
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Maybe she was just really efficient and set up a robocall system.
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Zombie Boat posted:I watched this and loved it and then a suggested video is him on the street. "I will physically execute all Americans." Death draft.
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*You have 70286 new messages. Message one* "Hey baby I miss you please call me thanks" *Message two* "Look I know we broke up but call me thanks" *Message three* *singing*"Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away" *Message four* "So I thought I heard a click at the end of my last message was that you well ok" *Message five* "I remember yesterday." *Message six* "If you don't pick up right now I'll kill myself I swear to god" *Message seven* "Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena Hey Macarena"
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I'm staring and staring and feeling like an idiot, but I'm not seeing it. E: VVV Newman... VVV Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 06:03 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 05:48
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Pththya-lyi posted:I'm staring and staring and feeling like an idiot, but I'm not seeing it. It's a screenshot from Jurassic Park.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Well yeah would you expect a guy named Vermin Supreme to NOT do that? If somehow he becomes president his title will be President Supreme. Come on America, let's put a real supervillain in the Whitehouse.
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Zombie Boat posted:If somehow he becomes president his title will be President Supreme. Come on America, let's put a real supervillain in the Whitehouse. Pretty sure Nixon counts.
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Travis343 posted:Pretty sure Nixon counts. He was even strongly suggested to be a Captain America Villain
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Maybe robot Nixon. Aroo
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Knormal posted:
He would have been fine if he was just carrying the Rock of Shame instead of the Rock of Triumph
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He's just trying to get the money to legally change his name, why does society have to punish its most vulnerable? 
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C.M. Kruger posted:
poo poo, I misread the headline as "Serial Buggerer" because of his name.
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:poo poo, I misread the headline as "Serial Buggerer" because of his name. Only if it was an Ugandan news story.
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C.M. Kruger posted:
Apparently it's actually Galen Faggitt according to the comments and the picture that comes with the story. So, same pronunciation, not as hilarious spelling. Still, that's a name worse than Richard Gaylord.
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Gone bush.
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Hey, that's a headline in Plague Inc. I thought that was one of the ones they just made up.
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Jeeeaaah Bwaiiii
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Don't know if this is the right place but with the whole Islamic State thing going on, nobody is thinking about the real victims. Fat British holidaymakers who have to look at filthy refugees while they're eating on their all-inclusive package holiday. Luckily the investigative journalists at the Daily Mail are here with a shocking exposé on this tragedy.
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Are we totally sure the Daily Mail isn't an onion-style parody that's just playing the long con?
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RandomFerret posted:Are we totally sure the Daily Mail isn't an onion-style parody that's just playing the long con? Paul Dacre has to make sure nobody else can snag the "Only British Newspaper Editor Worse Than Piers Morgan" award.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Paul Dacre has to make sure nobody else can snag the "Only British Newspaper Editor Worse Than Piers Morgan" award. Does whoever's editing the Express fail on account of a strategy of "do whatever the Mail is doing with more Diana" being too derivative?
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I'm afraid I haven't a clue who edits the porn baron's wank rag. However, speaking of the Express, I wonder how often they'll invoke Diana during the referendum? "DID UNELECTED EUROCRATS MURDER THE PEOPLES' PRINCESS?", that sort of thing. Granted, that's more the Mail's style for headlines (i.e. rhetorical questions that can usually be answered confidently with a "no"). I do quite enjoy that the Express has now come out in favour of electoral reform when they were against it, shoulder to shoulder with the rest of the right-wing newspapers, during the AV referendum, because they've only just realised that FPTP hurts UKIP, though it isn't quite as viscerally amusing as all the self-proclaimed liberals who have (quite coincidentally, I'm sure) renounced the cause of electoral reform because they've only just realised that FPTP keeps UKIP out. Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 18:14 on May 28, 2015 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I'm afraid I haven't a clue who edits the porn baron's wank rag. It's apparently the guy whose previous claim to fame was ambushing Freddie Mercury at an airport and demanding to know whether he was dying of AIDS.
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If there's one thing I've learned from newspaper headlines, it's that senior citizens are all war veterans and/or boxers that won the Golden Gloves and will gently caress you up and possibly kill you if you mess with them.
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Especially in Russia. http://www.themoscowtimes.com/sitemap/free/1998/4/article/woman-bests-bear/291519.html quote:MOSCOW -- An elderly Russian woman came out on top in a showdown with a bear, dispatching the attacking beast with a knife, Itar-Tass reported Tuesday.
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