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a single silver bullet to the heart of the tv. thats a can of coors btw |
# ? May 28, 2015 23:45 |
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tada posted:Buy it a forums account and it will eventually destroy itself meltdown may is almost over |
# ? May 29, 2015 00:08 |
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alnilam posted:meltdown may is almost over we didn't actually have any meltdowns did we? other than gimmick enhydra, who was born in may and died in may. |
# ? May 29, 2015 00:11 |
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you have to undermine its confidence first
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# ? May 29, 2015 00:12 |
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A TV must hve all 7 of its horcruxes destroyed to really destroy it completely. Thankfully these are often bundled with the TV: The cord, the plug, the power supply, the screen, the bezel, the power button, and the stand. |
# ? May 29, 2015 01:48 |
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Put it in the bedroom or summer cabin, give it to your parents, donate it to a hospital waiting room. If CRT, throw a cinder block through the glass. |
# ? May 29, 2015 02:26 |
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well it is a samsung, so I would not be surprised if it had a horcrux. one time we watched Harry Potter on it and the lights flickered a few times. I didn't want to disclose too much but I think it might be possessed and is controlling my wife into convincing me we don't need to get rid of it. this is like poltergeist but way worse |
# ? May 29, 2015 02:29 |
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exorcism .. like, play The Exorcist on your TV |
# ? May 29, 2015 02:59 |
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Explain to your wife that it's haunted. She should understand, since nobody wants anything spooky in their house |
# ? May 29, 2015 03:18 |
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for a monitor, but applies. Then complain that receiver is broken and you can only get cat channel intermittently. |
# ? May 29, 2015 19:13 |
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dont get rid of the tv |
# ? May 29, 2015 19:21 |
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you know whats worse than a haunted TV? an ANGRY haunted tv |
# ? May 29, 2015 19:21 |
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Qwerinty posted:Put your computer near it and don't use the TV. Loudly exclaim how wonderful it is compared to a TV, how it can do everything it can, but better, and wonder aloud why you even need a TV. Nature will take it from there |
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joke_explainer posted:stuff the tube full of garlic, bury it during a full moon. only way to make sure it won't come back. even more important in light of new info |
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actually, do it on the waning moon, more effective that way. | |
# ? May 30, 2015 00:16 |
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give the TV to someone less fortunate
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# ? May 30, 2015 00:27 |
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lijke me. give me the TV please
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# ? May 30, 2015 00:27 |
just leave it on one of those rainbow channel 24/7 and watch it burn into the tv screen
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# ? May 30, 2015 01:29 |
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Lastgirl posted:just leave it on one of those rainbow channel 24/7 and watch it burn into the tv screen hello welcome to buob, also nice suggestion |
# ? May 30, 2015 02:10 |
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alnilam posted:hello welcome to buob, also nice suggestion |
# ? May 30, 2015 03:28 |
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guys great news I was honest with MY WIFE and told her that I couldn't accept the old TV as legitimate anymore and went and bought a fancy rear end Vizio 4k and she was strangely okay with all of it. oddly enough though we moved the old TV into our bedroom and sometimes I can hear whispering at night |
# ? Jun 3, 2015 21:25 |
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Who Dat posted:guys great news I was honest with MY WIFE and told her that I couldn't accept the old TV as legitimate anymore and went and bought a fancy rear end Vizio 4k and she was strangely okay with all of it. oddly enough though we moved the old TV into our bedroom and sometimes I can hear whispering at night honey I can't deal with looking at this awful old tv anymore. lets replace it. then put it in the bedroom so I can stare at it powered off, silently, sleeplessly, every night. |
# ? Jun 3, 2015 21:34 |
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honestly I'm glad this came to a good conclusion though. I was worried it was going to stay a cliffhanger forever |
# ? Jun 3, 2015 21:34 |
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another byob success story
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# ? Jun 3, 2015 22:00 |
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you cant destroy a TV or the little people will get out..
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# ? Jun 3, 2015 22:18 |
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alnilam posted:another byob success story |
# ? Jun 3, 2015 22:20 |
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Who Dat posted:guys great news I was honest with MY WIFE and told her that I couldn't accept the old TV as legitimate anymore and went and bought a fancy rear end Vizio 4k and she was strangely okay with all of it. oddly enough though we moved the old TV into our bedroom and sometimes I can hear whispering at night great its haunted. you will have to call a priest. |
# ? Jun 3, 2015 22:30 |
GoodbyeTurtles posted:you cant destroy a TV or the little people will get out.. this. the actors are stuck inside inside u mite hurt them too also im glad of it op also ty animal guy
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:great its haunted. you will have to call a priest. gently caress that. A lot of people on Ebay will pay good money for a haunted TV |
# ? Jun 4, 2015 07:28 |