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Darth123123 posted:Your quote link doesn't work, but that eyeball part spawned a lot of really cool dumb goons asking about putting drugs in eyes Just one cool dumb goon: Henry Huxley posted:Just ordered. Can someone explain to me how this eyeballing is done? [...] No, do you use a solvent? Do you jam it under the eyelid? This isn’t really that obvious for someone who normally doesn’t take drugs with his eyeballs. For those with archives: Joose thread 1, feat. near-purchases of pianos and iPhones, eyeballing, ukranian joose stories, and a goon who decides to start selling it then mysteriously develops joose-typing and vanishes for a week (spoiler: he OD'd and died in a park). Joose thread 2, feat. Underflow's 10 day blackout and paramilitary police raid, a dude who uses joose to sedate squirrels before he kills them, and an oil rig designer/'functional' benzo addict who has kilograms of joose stashed in his house. ChickenOfTomorrow has a new favorite as of 04:17 on May 29, 2015 |
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For the unaware, joose/benzos/phenazaphrem is potent at insanely low levels, to the point where digital scales aren't accurate enough to measure a single does. Plus, it doesn't cause any OD effects and will accumulate in your body as its processed out, so if you take a massive (or to use TCC terms heroic) dose you could stay high for days or weeks. Also, the withdrawal was so severe it was very possible to die from it. The Joose threads started as some people decided to post from other forums and go "holy gently caress look at what these people are doing on this russian drug powder" and naturally TCC started buying it and doing it themselves. The highlights were people doing so many drugs that they literally couldn't stop and one guy who was stealing his roommates anti-seizure meds to take when needed after eating handfuls of xanax. If we're doing TCC Best of here are some golden ones. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2208516A Guy walks into his friends house and there's a crack party, friend has 2 young kids upstairs and TCC talks about how its no big deal at all. quote:I was going through a bad time, my wife had left me, I was stuck with the kids, no money, no food, no transportation. I had used shamanic drumming before to discover certain things, and I decided to do it again, but with a 'little help'. I had a large shrub of Brugsmansia sanguinea I had grown from a cutting. I made a tea, and not knowing a proper dosage, guessed at 2 leaves and two reddish orange flowers. I went to bed, and tried to do some drumming. After a while, I felt the drug coming on, quite strong, but for some reason, I fought it. I fell asleep. I had terrifying dreams of being chased by a demon who kept smashing my face into the projectors in a movie-theatre projection booth where I worked. I woke up at one point, from pain, as I ran into the kitchen counter at full speed, which smacked me down, and I crashed on my back on the hard floor, no hands to cushion me whatever. I gasped from the shock and pain and 'passed out' again. That's all I remember. Here are the "How do I smuggle my drugs into Saudi Arabia Ohnonotme posted:Bit of a problem here. I'm going to Saudi for a month, and don't think I could last that long without Phenazepam - I take a lot. I have Melatonin caps, but they would take too much - and I can't really measure enough to put in a cap without a super-accurate scale. I have plenty of powder and plenty of Phen dissolved in Propylene Glycol. Also lots of 2mg Clonazepam. So, halfway through, I'm going to need a reload. Such are the hardships of a benzo addict! Ohnonotme posted:It wouldn't be melatonin caps full of phen, it'd be one capsule from a jar of 40, mixed up with the rest. Daft I may be, but I'm going to open a capsule of melatonin and add enough phen to keep me going, and see what happens. Ohnonotme posted:Ok folks, just keep walking, nothing to see here - crisis averted. This person's husband OD'd on Immodium http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3682018&perpage=40#post437793521 quote:Last night my husband of six months and I went to the movies. When the film ended we got up to leave, only he couldn't do so because he was having trouble keeping his balance. After a couple of attempts he collapsed back in his chair and asked me for a little patience; I obliged because he had a history of issues like this (stemming from factors I'll get into shortly) and figured he just needed a minute to gather himself. Then he closed his eyes. Then he stopped responding to me. After a few panicked seconds of trying to wake him up I called 9-1-1, staying with him and calling his name until the paramedics arrived. Even when they lifted his prone body onto the stretcher I thought things would eventually be okay. That lasted until one of the paramedics started doing CPR on my unconscious husband. Here's "this person should be dead now" quote:I have to eat 6-8 bars [of xanax] just to get out of bed in the morning. 50mg is only 25 bars, which isn't unheard of in a day considering ill eat 10 more bars during my workday, and then more when I get home. I smoke meth though so I achieve a weird lucid state where i somehow function, my work reviews are stellar. quote:Yeah I usually get 1-2 bad seizures and 3-5 smaller ones in a day if I miss a day, I usually just chill there and shrug it off, never really felt the need to go to a hospital except for when I cut myself when I hit my head on the counter in the kitchen one time. I found if I do ketamine though I won't get seizures for some reason so for a while I would take 18-25 bars a day then take a tolerance break on sunday and shoot ketamine all day but I almost died a couple of times when I started back up because your tolerance drops. i started taking benzos when i was 15 and im 25 now so that might have something to do with it quote:I mean anything is possible. my roommate is epileptic and has seizures all the time and he seems to deal OK. If I take a day off sometimes Ill eat some of his anti seizure medicine but I usually only have to do that if I travel for work since i cant exactly have a seizure at work. addiction is a construct of the mind, i eat soylent every day so i get my nutrients and stay healthy, i have a steady supply of pills, and i seem to do pretty well at work quote:So i was able to secure 5000mg of powdered alprozolam powder so im good on the supply side of things, ive been dissolving 100mg at a time in 100ml of propolyne glycol and putting it in an eyedropper. so far i think the dosage is good and its awesome to walk around with 100mg in my pocket all stealth-like. i ordered phenazepam too and only got around to trying it tonight since ive been so fuckered on xannies, not sure about dosage but i snorted a small line, dont really feel anything so i dont know if i got ripped off or not but i havent had xannies in 24 hours and so far no shakes.
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addiction is a construct of the mind
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so is your weenor
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harm reduction
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Injected small amount of difficult to pronounce science liquid into eyeball, went blind and almost got decapitated, scarred my kids for life, wife left me, will be upping my dosage 5mg next time
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thats not what eyeballing means
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# ? May 29, 2015 07:35 |
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He isn't the first goon to make that mistake and he won't be the last.
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pentyne posted:If we're doing TCC Best of here are some golden ones.
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Palpek posted:There was a TCC best-of thread in GBS where a lot of that was posted and people were having fun until TCC regulars came into the thread to furiously defend drugs.
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for added fun, one of the dudes who was tenaciously defending his heroin habit is currently trying to persuade people that coffee is debilitating and ruins your quality of life
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a7m2 posted:thats not what eyeballing means Usually I'll just blink into the bag until I feel the jazz coming on.
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pentyne posted:Here's "this person should be dead now" Holy loving poo poo a potent dose of that stuff is half a milligram
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:Injected small amount of difficult to pronounce science liquid into eyeball, went blind and almost got decapitated, scarred my kids for life, wife left me, will be upping my dosage 5mg next time Not gonna be as stupid as this guy, gonna make sure to use a really small drop, just gently squeeze and whoops! oh no
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I hear they sell (sold?) that poo poo in "air freshener" aerosol cans. Spray twice into your living room* to get a fresh atmosphere*. A whole can will put you in a coma. * "mouth", "welfare check" are valid interpretations of these technical terms.
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TetsuoTW posted:Yeah that thread was good until it became "no i'm one of the good ones" and unironic nostalgic trip reports. Yeah, it's not nearly as much fun now that they've shown up.
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Grandmother of Five posted:Camera pans out to show a mile-long, stone-carved set of stairs leading to a secluded Buddhist temple obscured in low-hanging clouds. Entering the ancient monastery; a plaque over the gate reads; ཕལ་ཆེར, roughly translating to "almost (Zen)" or "typically (Zen) about most things". A monk is painting an incredibly intricate picture of a hot babe riding a sweet hog, on grains of sands lying unsecured on the floor , knowing full well that a gust of wind could undo his work at any moment, and that it eventually will, and that he will be mad as hell about it. Another monk is seen, effortlessly installing security cameras, as a third, his robes gracefully moving about him in carefully studied choreography is going about his business, beating a child with a belt
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pentyne posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2208516A lmfao and also
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I think the comedy of the crack party was in the fact that some in TCC were genuinely shocked and said how horrible and irresponsible it was and others valiantly defending the OP saying that people have a few beers around children all the time and the kids are just fine. TCC.txt
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Dutchy posted:lmfao and also The best part is the people getting indignant that someone points out having a crack party while young kids are in the house is bad, and they started trying to defend the crack party by saying crack users are responsible people and it's not like their stumbling around drunk knocking stuff off walls and scaring the kids, oh and having a crack party is no worse then getting drunk around your kids yet ~society~ doesn't think that's a big deal.
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Rickycat posted:I think the comedy of the crack party was in the fact that some in TCC were genuinely shocked and said how horrible and irresponsible it was and others valiantly defending the OP saying that people have a few beers around children all the time and the kids are just fine. Fleya posted:Just because you have a kid doesn't mean you have to stop smoking crack, you just have to be more responsible about it.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:a goon who decides to start selling it then mysteriously develops joose-typing and vanishes for a week (spoiler: he OD'd and died in a park).
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syscall girl posted:harm reduction Arm reduction.
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I bet You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack. e: nah, on second thought I ain't cool with this whole glorification of drug use thang. Have some astral chime spiritual adventure yoga music to natural ayurveda chill you'll chakras to instead. Get em all aligned and poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CouNlil2Dzs Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 23:11 on May 29, 2015 |
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pentyne posted:The best part is the people getting indignant that someone points out having a crack party while young kids are in the house is bad, and they started trying to defend the crack party by saying crack users are responsible people and it's not like their stumbling around drunk knocking stuff off walls and scaring the kids, oh and having a crack party is no worse then getting drunk around your kids yet ~society~ doesn't think that's a big deal. There are some other best parts, like - It's okay because the kid is 2 and doesn't know what crack is - The kid was upstairs sleeping in another room so dad probably wouldn't hear her choking to death even if he was sober - The morality police is way too quick to brush off the possibility that someone can smoke crack without it impairing them at all, and even turning them into a kind of Super Parent It's just really good in general. A lot of bold and independent thinking.
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Karate Bastard posted:I bet You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack. Viper's awesome and that album has no right to be as good as it is.
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pentyne posted:For the unaware, joose/benzos/phenazaphrem is potent at insanely low levels, to the point where digital scales aren't accurate enough to measure a single does. Plus, it doesn't cause any OD effects and will accumulate in your body as its processed out, so if you take a massive (or to use TCC terms heroic) dose you could stay high for days or weeks. Also, the withdrawal was so severe it was very possible to die from it. was that the thread with the "this drug is like the Zelda teleporter to the hospital" post?
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Holy poo poo his approach to his kidsquote:For reference, here is my list of "house rules" they received after last summer: and when asked about things he likes about his kid LLJKSiLk posted:It is entirely possible that I left out details which I consider superfluous about the topic at hand. If it helps, I'll list some things I'm proud of and that I consider positive interaction: goons shouldn't have children
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Mans posted:Holy poo poo his approach to his kids LLJKSiLk is the same person who was freaking out in E/N 2 years ago because he was banging the kid's babysitter and was worried that she was pregnant. A lot of people have tried to point out to him that he clearly doesn't any self-discipline and his kids are probably aware of it. Oh, and in the massive wall of text he talks about how he's at his wits end and has tried everything and has been pricing Military schools to send the problem kid to, and a few posts later someone asks "Have you ever thought about getting the kid therapy?" and everyone starts dogpiling on the OP for treating the kid like poo poo and going over all these extreme options without ever considering therapy for the kid. pentyne has a new favorite as of 00:28 on May 30, 2015 |
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OSHA thread starts talking about proposed regulations in California requiring porn stars to wear eye protection.Ursine Asylum posted:I'd say you have an argument if there was literally anything else that porn had in common with "other jobs working with bodily fluids", especially since most of them explicitly involve "working with the bodily fluids of people who are probably there because they're contagiously sick". Let me know when you find the holistic doctor who starts off his appointments by having you piss in his face and/or giving you a rimjob because "he knows what healthy tastes like". jetz0r posted:Text me that info, too.
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On the topic of parentingSinding Johansson posted:kid should be grateful he has two fabulous parents who love him Sinding Johansson posted:or else
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NotAnArtist posted:Viper's awesome and that album has no right to be as good as it is.
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pentyne posted:The best part is the people getting indignant that someone points out having a crack party while young kids are in the house is bad, and they started trying to defend the crack party by saying crack users are responsible people and it's not like their stumbling around drunk knocking stuff off walls and scaring the kids, oh and having a crack party is no worse then getting drunk around your kids yet ~society~ doesn't think that's a big deal. Uh..no. The best part is the first goon, second post, giving legit alive was later permanent banned by fstgrl, and the second by lowtax. Not in that thread but still.
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Mans posted:was that the thread with the "this drug is like the Zelda teleporter to the hospital" post? exact quote is: quote:As for effects i have no idea lol it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to hospital. and honestly not only does it sup all of the joose posts but really all of TCC in general
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# ? May 30, 2015 03:58 |
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Rickycat posted:exact quote is: I thought that was from Bluelight, an even dumber drug forum
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Val Helmethead posted:Well, when someone makes that big of an rear end of themselves, gaping about making fun of your customers, you can't really say that they are a scape-goat, see?
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worthy followup GOTTA STAY FAI posted:What's this quote from? It's not ringing a bell
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queserasera posted:It's too late at night for deep thinking. Have some juvenile humor. LoonShia posted:Jesus was a man, he surely had a refractory period. VendaGoat posted:3 days is a bit much
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Improbable Lobster posted:I thought that was from Bluelight, an even dumber drug forum Yep. (Midway down the page.)
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PleasingFungus posted:Yep. The post and the equally funny followup story: Inaphyt posted:Hospitalised me 3 times, this one is potent chaps, don't listen to them stupid people talking about eye balling. As for effects i have no idea lol it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to hospital. Inaphyt posted:Yes for this chemical extreme caution is necessary, this is what happened to me :-.)(*":@:")£(
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