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Moacher posted:Holy poo poo this thread is stupid sometimes Quick! Post a minimalist poster!
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Quick! Post a minimalist poster! 
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May 28, 2015 20:53
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Is that Christopher Walken's colon?
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May 28, 2015 20:58
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Quick! Post a minimalist poster!  edit: Link to larger high-quality version Sir Kodiak fucked around with this message at 21:28 on May 28, 2015 |
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May 28, 2015 21:22
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I have literally no idea what this is even a reference to.
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May 28, 2015 21:22
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So why IS the poster a picture of a car driving with the road and ONLY the road carefully torn out? Who took the photo? What about the road itself upset them? Why did they want to keep the photo instead of just throwing it away, and why was it JUST the road that was a problem and not the stolen car or something? What is this poster supposed to communicate about the movie to a viewer, that there are no roads?
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May 28, 2015 21:25
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TheJoker138 posted:I have literally no idea what this is even a reference to.
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May 28, 2015 21:25
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The line is probably meant to represent the line of heroin that Uma Thurman does, but I could be wrong.
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May 28, 2015 21:25
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The new children's movie from Quentin Tarantino! posting these is like shooting fish in a barrel except it's nothing but fish just jam packed into the barrel
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May 28, 2015 21:34
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Ok that Reservoir Dogs poster is referential and crudely done, but it's actually depicting motion which puts it a cut above the rest.
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May 29, 2015 00:07
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May 29, 2015 00:10
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...microbullets?
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May 29, 2015 00:17
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Kevin the bacon car? The six pistons of Bacon.
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May 29, 2015 00:18
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Olympus Has Fallen was a worthless piece of poo poo except for those viewers that really like seeing people get stabbed in the head.
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May 29, 2015 00:19
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The Ant-Saddle is the best thing they've put on a poster so far.
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May 29, 2015 00:25
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Does Ant-Man have a villain named The Janitor whose superpower is just sprinkling a little borax?
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May 29, 2015 02:11
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The phrase "from the" sure has become devalued in the last couple of years.
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May 29, 2015 02:15
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muscles like this? posted:The phrase "from the" sure has become devalued in the last couple of years. To be fair, this is probably one of the most appropriate uses of it.
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May 29, 2015 04:08
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Well it's the only thing they can really put there, since they can't tout that it's made by the Hot Fuzz creator anymore.
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May 29, 2015 05:23
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dirksteadfast posted:...microbullets? Maybe he embiggens the ant.
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May 29, 2015 06:37
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That ant must have a noble spirit.
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May 29, 2015 06:51
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The MSJ posted:Hot new posters, fresh off the printer. That one's going to be great in countries with non-rhotic accents. (to explain, pronunciation of "pawn" in England/Australia/New Zealand is identical to pronunciation of "porn." I actually had no idea it was possible to pronounce them differently until I learned the finer points of rhoticity in the English language.)
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May 29, 2015 07:50
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Chess is banned here for that very reason.
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May 29, 2015 08:16
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Mister Chief posted:Chess is banned here for that very reason.
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May 29, 2015 08:46
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One queen, two bishops, two horses, a lot of strapping young soldiers and one cucked king.
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May 29, 2015 08:52
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Infamous Sphere posted:That one's going to be great in countries with non-rhotic accents. I'm assuming people in those countries know the difference in spelling between pawn and porn means they are different words though? Also, why do y'all have a problem with actually pronouncing the "r" in porn?
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May 29, 2015 08:58
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PORN SACRIFICE would probably be a dope exploitation movie though.
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May 29, 2015 09:10
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Infamous Sphere posted:That one's going to be great in countries with non-rhotic accents. We have chess and pawn stores too, pal
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May 29, 2015 09:11
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Mahlertov Cocktail posted:PORN SACRIFICE would probably be a dope exploitation movie though. Or a bad sex comedy.
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May 29, 2015 09:43
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Porn stars throwing their bodies atop live grenades.
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May 29, 2015 09:47
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Gonz posted:Porn stars throwing their bodies atop live grenades. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6qu5fQLHo This is before Ron Jeremy got a foot-long penis
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May 29, 2015 10:27
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effectual posted:Well it's the only thing they can really put there, since they can't tout that it's made by the Hot Fuzz creator anymore. Also if you want to make money you should probably not do that anyway.
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May 29, 2015 14:32
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May 29, 2015 23:54
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General Ironicus posted:The Ant-Saddle is the best thing they've put on a poster so far.
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May 30, 2015 01:01
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Brought to you by Brazzers
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May 30, 2015 02:14
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This has to be the least scary "horror" poster out there. 
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May 30, 2015 02:20
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DarkSol posted:This has to be the least scary "horror" poster out there. You've never seen American Horror Story, have you? Ryan Murphy does campy horror, not scary horror.
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May 30, 2015 02:31
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I for one was severely disappointed when the film War Horse featured no prostitutes.
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May 30, 2015 03:07
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Their faces are pretty bad but the hair forming the devil face is kind of neat.
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May 30, 2015 03:09
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Waffleman_ posted:You've never seen American Horror Story, have you? Ryan Murphy does campy horror, not scary horror. The first two seasons were pretty great and creepy, it's just that the acclaim they got went to Murphy's head and every season since then has been a self-indulgent whirlwind of dropped plotlines and recycled characters.
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