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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Alain Post posted:

I love the pictures of the opinion article writers because 100% of the time they look exactly like how you'd expect them to look.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

quote:

An enlightening aside: at a Concacaf meeting in April, Osiris Guzman, president of the Dominican football federation, compared Blatter to Moses, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King, Jesus and Nelson Mandela. Ahem.

Subtle.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

English FA chairman Greg Dyke has backed the idea of a co-ordinated European boycott of the World Cup in Russia in 2018.

He told the BBC Radio 4 Today programme (I’ve taken the quotes from Press Association):

What there is no point in is one or two countries saying ‘We’re not going to take part’ because they will carry on with the tournament without them and that is pretty unfair on the fans.
But if Uefa as a group said ‘Look, unless you get this sorted we are not going to be in the World Cup’ then I think that we would join them.


oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

elwood
Mar 28, 2001

by Smythe

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Won't happen. Spain will vote for Blatter, Russia will obviously not boycott the WC and Germany has no balls to do anything.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
Itd be a bad idea to do the world cup on Hoth where the tauntauns kill journalists and gay people.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

did sepp get captured and waterboarded yet

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

did sepp get captured and waterboarded yet

Much like Ozzy Osbourne his performances in front of crowds are him coated in "sweat" to cover his constant pants pissing.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

heading into the vote

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

Fifa have postponed today’s post-vote press conference until tomorrow, meaning the winner will not face the media today.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perp_walk

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

RobHarris: Blatter: "I would like to salute the ladies with us"

RobHarris: Blatter: "Where does FIFA stand in the world? It is the fight against corruption. It is the fight against match fixing"

RobHarris: Blatter says "it still hurts" there is racism in football. Head of racism task force Jeff Webb arrested this week

lmao

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
When will they announce the winner ?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

atomic gog posted:

When will they announce the winner ?

Blatter has already won

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013
Controversial opinion - there's a zero percent chance of Qatar being cancelled if an Arab royal is head of FIFA + the international outrage will probably dissipate so I'm hoping he gets roasted and Big Blatt stays in place for now

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Jose posted:

Blatter has already won
basically but probably in like an hour

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
https://twitter.com/McKenzieCNN/status/604168458050248705

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

RobHarris: Blatter tells FIFA Congress: "Let's show to the world we are able to run our institution FIFA - and we can do it together"

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

there's protesters and blatter called security

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnwrvlctMMs

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

blatter should add the indicted to the in memoriam roll

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013

straight up brolic posted:

there's protesters and blatter called security

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnwrvlctMMs

some quality chat next to the video

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

what if prince ali gets up there and just starts ringing out shots

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer

straight up brolic posted:

there's protesters and blatter called security

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnwrvlctMMs

nice

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




But now let's all remember that there's no way Sepp Blatter could have known there was corruption going on in FIFA and therefore he is untouchable and furthermore

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

USA hosed up by moving for a secret ballot. Prince Ali could have used a 'don't be on the wrong side of history' plea, but now no one will know.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

@OliverKayTimes
OH MY GOD. At Fifa congress, they' just tested e-voting system by asking delegates if Germany won World Cup. Five per cent said no! #FIFA

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Controversial opinion - there's a zero percent chance of Qatar being cancelled if an Arab royal is head of FIFA + the international outrage will probably dissipate so I'm hoping he gets roasted and Big Blatt stays in place for now

The bigger issue getting closer to the date would be teams colunteering to play in a place where nthey are at high risk of heat stroke (yes its in the winer, but its still loving hot and they hav to deal with their European contracts.)

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

מתן שמעיה israel present and will always stay present people!!!! israek is not going anywhere!!!!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

man lots of isreal chat going on

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the chat is great

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Montserrat must answer.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Can anyone explain why Africa has so many votes in this election? They have done nothing in world football to warrant so many

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

jordan is bricking it, just requested to speak on the wrong item smh

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Can anyone explain why Africa has so many votes in this election? They have done nothing in world football to warrant so many
because there are a lot of countries in africa because of colonialism so idk

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
im glad montserrat has been given an equal vote

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

some snazzy rear end elevator voting music

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
South Sudan is now part of the big voting system, congratulations.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Israel has destroyed more players limbs than Arsenal's medical team

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

really the validity of this vote is going to come down to rwanda, serbia, and st. kitts and nevis?

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
it's like those tv shows where the audience votes on quizzes.

edit: china, rwanda, azerbaijan, samoa, football giants.

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