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Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Cena is really good even though his punches suck and his submissions suck and some of his facials are comical and crucially his grossly overmuscled body makes him look like a giant clumsy baby muffining around the ring but he's still very good. but tbh even though wwe's match quality has been really high for a couple years I don't really begrudge anyone disagreeing because the company makes great matches mean less than great matches in any other promotion except maybe tna idk

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
WWE is cool and fun, even when it is bad and stupid imo

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

stop typing like an anime villain jesus christ

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

stop typing like an anime villain jesus christ

what

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
:gas:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

MotU posted:

WWE is cool and fun, even when it is bad and stupid imo

The problem for me is that so much of it is just boring time filler.

*gets tattoo that says 3 hours is too much*

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Ppv matches don't feel like raw matches because "raw matches are too good" just most PPV matches aren't good, nor are most raw matches... possibly more so now that there's no PPV pay days.

The problem isn't 3 hours so much as they stretch lovely content to 3 hours. If the writing and booking didn't suck (the biggest if) it would be OK.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
My eyes glazed over most of the last page like if Fooch's was posting.



Now this guy, this guy has it all figured out. We just need Gabe. And a new name.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

epitasis posted:

the company makes great matches mean less than great matches in any other promotion except maybe tna idk

Probably the most important point in this whole dumb discussion.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

reignofevil posted:

However if you really insist on dragging this out further
:ironicat:

DjHomeless posted:



Now this guy, this guy has it all figured out. We just need Gabe. And a new name.

I suggest TNI: Totally Not Impact Wrestling.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DjHomeless posted:

My eyes glazed over most of the last page like if Fooch's was posting.



Now this guy, this guy has it all figured out. We just need Gabe. And a new name.

Alvarez ' plans for TNA is to ditch the name and do as much of a reset as is possible with feuds and bekts.

The latter never worked out for WCW though.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

sticklefifer posted:

:ironicat:


I suggest TNI: Totally Not Impact Wrestling.

This Ain't Impact XXX

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


DjHomeless posted:

My eyes glazed over most of the last page like if Fooch's was posting.



Now this guy, this guy has it all figured out. We just need Gabe. And a new name.

It's true, TNA really needs to evolve their product.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

You can say what you will about me but I never asked a guy "hey please restate your argument to me"; I might be long winded at times but I am not intentionally wasting time like that.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
TNA announced that The Wolves and Bram have re-signed multi-year contracts to TNA!



Wait...the Wolves signed contracts in January.


Bram uh signed one in March.


And last May he signed at multi year deal???


Gotta love TNA pulling the same trick everytime something bad is said about them and with the same people.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lmao

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Gotta love those lucrative 2 month contracts.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

dsriggs posted:

Gotta love those lucrative 2 month contracts.

I'm going to laugh when they go to rolling month-to-month contracts so John Gaburick can post "EDDIE EDWARDS HAS RE-SIGNED!" every 1st of the month

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm going to laugh when they go to rolling month-to-month contracts so John Gaburick can post "EDDIE EDWARDS HAS RE-SIGNED!" every 1st of the month

anything but this

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

El Gallinero Gros posted:

The wrestling equivalent of "I'm not racist, but..."

I thought the wrestling equivalent of "I'm not racist, but..." was "I'm not racist, but..."

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Memento posted:

I thought the wrestling equivalent of "I'm not racist, but..." was "I'm not racist, but..."

It's actually "We're gonna put the strap on Ron SImmons"

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



KungFu Grip posted:

TNA announced that The Wolves and Bram have re-signed multi-year contracts to TNA!



Wait...the Wolves signed contracts in January.


Bram uh signed one in March.


And last May he signed at multi year deal???


Gotta love TNA pulling the same trick everytime something bad is said about them and with the same people.

:laffo:

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

KungFu Grip posted:

Gotta love TNA pulling the same trick everytime something bad is said about them and with the same people.

It's so transparent as well because they're not signed to exclusive deals. The Wolves and Robbie E have been doing outside dates for a while now and even Abyss has started taking Indy dates.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

MagicCube posted:

It's so transparent as well because they're not signed to exclusive deals. The Wolves and Robbie E have been doing outside dates for a while now and even Abyss has started taking Indy dates.

Davey's working EVOLVE this goddamn weekend, for that matter.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
"Multi-year" must mean December 31st to January 1st.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

sticklefifer posted:

"Multi-year" must mean December 31st to January 1st.

It's in TNA years

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Onmi posted:

It's in TNA years

Christian: How long was I in TNA? Three years. How long is that in TNA years? Well....

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


KungFu Grip posted:

TNA announced that The Wolves and Bram have re-signed multi-year contracts to TNA!



Wait...the Wolves signed contracts in January.


Bram uh signed one in March.


And last May he signed at multi year deal???


Gotta love TNA pulling the same trick everytime something bad is said about them and with the same people.

I posted this in the TNA thread, but it should also go here:

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012



but wait, there's more

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Here's some more stuff from Twitter that has probably already been screencapped, but who care here ya go.









Sad that this week is already nearing its end. Will next week be able to compare?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

"Please apologize to Rovert." --Dave Meltzer, 2015

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm sorry if I ever doubted your scoops, Rovert. I guess.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Rovert's infinitely preferable to Meltzer, so sure.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Luigi Thirty posted:

"Please apologize to Rovert." --Dave Meltzer, 2015

Legend will tell of the day that Ireland was destroyed by a massive boner.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Luigi Thirty posted:

"Please apologize to Rovert." --Dave Meltzer, 2015

I always knew Rovert knew the scoops.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

pressedbunny posted:

Rovert's infinitely preferable to Meltzer, so sure.

but who is more attainable??

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I'm not a 90s joshi hoss, so Rovert.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

And on this day Davey Meltzer said Rovert knows...

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

pressedbunny posted:

I'm not a 90s joshi hoss, so Rovert.

The girls weren't supposed to know the scoops, but uh, I'd show up at the house and there'd be Observers everywhere.

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Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
From Sasha's Tumblr yesterday







She's also been spamming Eddie Guerrero pics making me love her even more.

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