There is no corruption in FIFA thread [READ THE OP, OP]

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Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Crazy Ted posted:

Apparently delegates are occasionally getting lost on the way down. How is this possible

The bribing booth is a little out of the way

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EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Lid posted:

The sad part is does anyone believe Prince Ali is going to do anything about Qatar?

Who did he just send to booze one?

God no.

But he's not Blatter. And he's said he'll only stand for one term (though that doesn't seem to matter to Sepp).

# ? May 29, 2015 17:08

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

why don't they do this electronically jesus

# ? May 29, 2015 17:08

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Kwagga posted:

i loving hate this jerome valcke

Well he's Sepp Blatter's right hand man so he's very likely a proper twat.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:09

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

singapore be prepared for number 2.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:10

Kwagga: Jun 11, 2002; I am small

Crazy Ted posted:

Well he's Sepp Blatter's right hand man so he's very likely a proper twat.

his tone and voice when he was explaining why they needed to sell beer at the brazil wc was enough

# ? May 29, 2015 17:10

Ming the Merciless: Aug 10, 2005; You're a beard with an idiot hanging off of it.

Sumeria for number two.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:12

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

We are now over the hour mark.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:13

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

Did Blatter win already?

# ? May 29, 2015 17:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Did someone tell him he couldn't pronounce booth? drat it

# ? May 29, 2015 17:15

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Sudan Sudan is what Duran Duran call themselves now that they've converted to Islam.

e: i guess that wasn't a very good joke

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 17:38 on May 29, 2015

# ? May 29, 2015 17:15

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

Sudan Sudan is what Duran Duran call themselves now that they've converted to Islam.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:16

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

Blatter is the last bastion of hope against the islamization of Europe.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Back to saying boose

# ? May 29, 2015 17:17

shoplifter: May 23, 2001; bored before I even began

Was the Tahiti rep awake to vote?

# ? May 29, 2015 17:18

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Kurtofan posted:

Sudan Sudan is what Duran Duran call themselves now that they've converted to Islam.

wow that's a bad post, quoted for posterity

# ? May 29, 2015 17:18

ukle: Nov 28, 2005

Retail Slave posted:

So there's a revote if neither gets 2/3rds the first round?

Does that number ever deviate much from the first round? How many delegates change their vote upon revote?

It was designed for more than 2 candidates, they just forgot to remove the rule if there is only 2 candidates as its loving pointless.

So 2 hours each vote - this will be going on for another 3 hours probably. Assuming they dont break for dinner between votes.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:18

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

the 2/3 rule is designed for last minute bribes, but for some reason i have a feeling those bribes might not be taking place today

# ? May 29, 2015 17:20

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

This is getting excruciating.

USA #2? I beg to differ!

# ? May 29, 2015 17:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

"Youwayyyyyyyy" its UAE you hack

# ? May 29, 2015 17:23

RALF: Mar 15, 2009; Grimey Drawer

mackintosh posted:

the 2/3 rule is designed for last minute bribes, but for some reason i have a feeling those bribes might not be taking place today

No, they take place every day

# ? May 29, 2015 17:24

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

I hope they're not waiting till everyone's voted to start counting the votes.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

We have lost Uzbekistan.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Kurtofan posted:

I hope they're not waiting till everyone's voted to start counting the votes.

Its an anonymous ballot so they have to.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:26

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Zombia

# ? May 29, 2015 17:26

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

All of this would be completely worth it if, just as they're about to announce that Blatter won, US DoJ representatives smashed the door open and drag Blatter off.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:27

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

One hour and twenty goddamn minutes to do that.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:28

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

The chosen people and Blatter are all innocent.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:28

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

THAT'S NOT SEPP BLATTER!

# ? May 29, 2015 17:29

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurtofan posted:

I hope they're not waiting till everyone's voted to start counting the votes.

You know they are.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:29

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Sky Shadowing posted:

All of this would be completely worth it if, just as they're about to announce that Blatter won, US DoJ representatives smashed the door open and drag Blatter off.

I'm hoping they're waiting outside the door for the exact moment.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:30

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Crazy Ted posted:

THAT'S NOT SEPP BLATTER!

IT WAS ME BLATTER

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG BLATTER

# ? May 29, 2015 17:30

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Oh you have got to be loving kidding me.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:31

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

fuckign lol they just dump them all out on a table

# ? May 29, 2015 17:31

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Sky Shadowing posted:

All of this would be completely worth it if, just as they're about to announce that Blatter won, US DoJ representatives smashed the door open and drag Blatter off.

Seal Team 6 crashes through the ceiling, fires tear gas into the crowd and puts a black bag over Sepp's head, before dragging him outside to the waiting helicopter.

The Seal team looks on from the departing helicopter, the FIFA HQ sowly receding into the distance as inbound fast movers drop 500lb demolition bombs through the roof to complete the operation.

# ? May 29, 2015 17:32