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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Jerusalem posted:

Just listened to it, Cornette's hateful glee as he listens to Dave explain the entire hosed up situation was glorious.

the best bit is the ROH news breaking and he just descends into gleeful cackles just as he's preparing to call Dave

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Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
lmao ryan from cumberland maryland

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary
Is the Wang pants story on the B&V show he was on a few days ago, or is it something that came up on another episode?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:

The Jim Cornette podcast is good and I'm only like 15 minutes in

"I didn't know that was a fetish!... I mean religion!"

Edit: loving gently caress this incest story like what the gently caress. gently caress.

Memento fucked around with this message at 10:09 on May 29, 2015

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owens is on Jericho's podcast and it's a lot of fun, especially when you can hear him trying to contain his laughter as he explains how surreal it was doing push-ups during his try-out while Alex Wright was insistently shouting that he needed to breathe.

Memento posted:

"I didn't know that was a fetish!... I mean religion!"

Edit: loving gently caress this incest story like what the gently caress. gently caress.

"They got a cop to give him a stern talking to! That cop is now in jail for 56 years for child pornography."

:dawkins101:

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

I loved that Cornette had essentially the same reaction listening to Dave describe his dealings with TNA over the past two weeks as he did listening to Alice give him the details of a family incest coverup.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

mkay0 posted:

Wang, loltna, filthy Tom's scoops on the reebok deal, Mike and Bryan's open contempt of the WOL callers, Dave is a robot, Dave doesn't understand casual sex partners- what a great week of content the empire has given us.

What a time to be alive.

i'll have you know they're casual kiss partners

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

Is the Wang pants story on the B&V show he was on a few days ago, or is it something that came up on another episode?

It's on the 5/24 Bryan and Vinny episode.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Another day, another soundboard fuckup by Bryan

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Another day, another soundboard fuckup by Bryan

Did he play the Chris Benoit Killed His Family song again?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Skunkrocker posted:

Did he play the Chris Benoit Killed His Family song again?

I wish. He keeps hitting the buzzer button and it plays the opening song somehow.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Luigi Thirty posted:

I wish. He keeps hitting the buzzer button and it plays the opening song somehow.

It makes me laugh every time

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary
OK, I didn't know why everyone was raving about the Wang story until he explained why the day of the week was important, at which point I lost it.

I'd only just managed to compose myself when I heard "Come here kid, I'll show you the anaconda". Good lord

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I don't like titties! :saddowns:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Skunkrocker posted:

Did he play the Chris Benoit Killed His Family song again?

i was thinking about this today, will someone link me to it

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

It's unlisted on my YouTube channel

https://youtu.be/qIsklYi7loc

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Tripwyre posted:

I know this thread regularly craps on Wai Ting, but I've recently started listening to LAW's NXT podcast and holy poo poo Braden Harrington is the absolute worst.

I don't know, at least Braden is capable of enjoying himself. A lot of the time Agnew sounds like everything is juuust suuuch a paaaain for him that I wonder why he bothers at all. It can be a real drag to listen to unless it's the main Sunday show where he's got more counterbalance.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Luigi Thirty posted:

It's unlisted on my YouTube channel

https://youtu.be/qIsklYi7loc

How does he not just delete the song off the list? How does he not LISTEN to them?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Teddybear posted:

How does he not just delete the song off the list? How does he not LISTEN to them?

I'm really tempted to send in an edit of Ring My Bell with some random drop but put "Chris Benoit killed his family" at the end

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Teddybear posted:

How does he not just delete the song off the list? How does he not LISTEN to them?

Bryan has gone into great detail about how hard it is for him to remove songs from his computer.

Basically Bryan has no idea how to a) delete emails and b) empty his recycle bin.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Luigi Thirty posted:

It's unlisted on my YouTube channel

https://youtu.be/qIsklYi7loc

hahahahaha

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm really tempted to send in an edit of Ring My Bell with some random drop but put "Chris Benoit killed his family" at the end

Please do

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
You have no idea how tempting it is now to do poo poo like that now. Flood Bryan's inbox with drops that sound innocent and then just that clip on a loving loop.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The archived original Meltzer reviews of the TNA Weekly PPV's.

https://medium.com/@davidbix/all-of-dave-meltzer-s-surviving-tna-weekly-ppv-recaps-reviews-from-the-old-live-audio-wrestling-4daf8f015dc1

You can really pick any one at random and there's good poo poo here

quote:

Roddy Piper came out for the single most incoherent interview since the famous Jimmy Snuka interview on Polynesian Pro Wrestling from 20 years ago. Someone ought to transcribe it, because he made no sense. They portrayed him as this down and out guy who nobody wants and has been fired by everyone, so now has lowered himself to having joined TNA. Well, that wasn't exactly what was said, but that's how it came across. He mentioned his son asked him if he was a drug addict because of what kids in school were saying. Crowd was very forgiving of how bad this is because Piper is a real celebrity to them. I couldn't believe this, but I couldn't wait for Vince Russo to come out. He was at least coherent, even though he didn't explain himself well. He was mad because Roddy Piper the last time he was here said something about which he knew nothing about. Of course, he, nor the announcers, didn't bother to explain what this would be. This was classic WCW stupidity in thinking everyone can read minds and will make this make sense. Anyway, I presume Russo was mad because Piper blamed him for Owen Hart's death, but I'm just trying to make sense out of their hole-filled stories. Russo said that either Piper goes or he goes, and if he goes, A.J. Styles goes with him, and that Don Callis had to make a decision tonight. Don Callis? Isn't Erik Watts the guy in charge? If you were looking for a migraine, you came to the right place.

quote:

Erik Watts came out and gave us his father's philosophy on fighting. Mike Tenay pointed out his father was Cowboy Bill Watts. He said that in a fight, you should try and rip the guys' nose or ear off so when he looks at himself the next day in the mirror, he won't want to fight you again. I don't know what this had to do with anything, but Vince Russo and A.J. Styles then came out to shoot an angle. Russo said he wasn't scared because there were two of them and he also had a baseball bat on him. There was later a face-off with Watts and Styles. PLEASE THINK ABOUT THESE CONFRONTATIONS. NEXT TO ERIK WATTS, YOUR WORLD CHAMPION LOOKS LIKE A SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL ON THE SWIMMING TEAM. PRO WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT ILLUSION AND YOU CREATE THE ILLUSION TO TELL THE STORY YOU WANT. UNLESS THE STORY YOU WANT TO TELL IS THAT THE WORLD TITLE IS A JOKE, THIS DEVALUED THE BELT WHICH IS THE MAIN EVENT PROGRAM. I had to use capital letters because the people who need to know may get it. Russo said no more title matches. Watts said yes. They talked about Sting getting a title shot so maybe that's down the line. Watts said Low Ki would get a shot tonight or they'd have to give back the belt. That got no reaction. Anyway, Styles attacked Low Ki and Watts made the save and was about to choke slam Styles when Russo clocked Watts with a baseball bat. They did a beatdown on Watts & Low Ki (and as bad as the Styles stuff looked, imagine how Low Ki looked in the ring with those guys) until Jeff Jarrett made the save.

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3. Legend won a handicap match over Matt Sydal and Altar Boy Luke in 3:37 when he used the stone cutter, which is a swinging neckbreaker variation, on both guys and pinned them at the same time. Legend did an interview saying he was from Canada, and fans finally did the USA chant. Both guys were on Legend's back at one point and he sat down, basically giving a double stunner. Jeff Jarrett watched from the ramp. When the match was over, he hit the ring for a short brawl and hit the stroke on Legend. At this point red-shrit security, most particularly Kevin Northcutt, hit the ring and stopped Jarrett. Jarrett attacked Northcutt. You see, the black shirted security in TNA are totally incompetent wimps but they're babyfaces. The red-shirt security are huge dudes, but they are heels. I guess this should build to a long awaited security Battle Royal to see who stays and who goes. My head hurts.

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 03:49 on May 30, 2015

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It is a rare day when Bix isn't completely useless.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm really tempted to send in an edit of Ring My Bell with some random drop but put "Chris Benoit killed his family" at the end

Please send in the one I made with the Backstreet Boys. Merci

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Has the full "someone is back" song ever been posted

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Alain Post posted:

Has the full "someone is back" song ever been posted

The site that mirrored all the drops went down years ago and the original song appears to be lost to the mists of time.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://soundcloud.com/luigi30/someone-in-back

our mission is to get Bryan to play this

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


lmao

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://soundcloud.com/oats-9/feel-good-hit-of-the-someone

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Someone is Backstreet

http://tindeck.com/listen/pepr

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


i spat water out of my mouth lmao

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



This loving subforum's been on a roll this year

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight




The best part is you apparently made this two years ago yet it still remains so so relevant to this day!

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
http://tindeck.com/listen/htaud

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


loving killing it

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Needs one more and uh at the end

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Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

21 Hoot Salute posted:

The best part is you apparently made this two years ago yet it still remains so so relevant to this day!

Yes, please send it to Bryan Alvarez. TY

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