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No Pizza rules, try to stop me.
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boo_radley posted:Soon you will be ready for a Super Cubana Torta. It's flank steak, shredded chicken, a thin pork chop, cube steak, two scrambled eggs, a hot dog cut lengthwise into quarters, queso fresca, a whole tomato sliced up, some lettuce, an entire avocado sliced up, some kraft singles, mayo and Chile sauce all crammed into a greaseball Mexican brioche made with lard, hosed down with food grade lubricant and fried on the same griddle as that gently caress orgy of meat until it sizzles. I was totally on board with this until the tomatoes and avocados. I'll eat pretty much anything but I can't stand those for some reason.
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May 30, 2015 07:49
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BillyJoeBob posted:Yo I heard people talking about hot dogs. I saw a bilboard for this driving home today. Ketchup on a burger is good. Ketchup on a hotdog is bad. I don't see any ketchup on the burger.
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May 30, 2015 08:01
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Finished pizza: TEENAGE MATCHT FREI
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May 30, 2015 08:11
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p-hop posted:Finished pizza: TEENAGE MATCHT FREI Don't sas the TMNT pizza. It's my new god.
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May 30, 2015 08:27
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boo_radley posted:gently caress orgy of meat ...mods?
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May 30, 2015 08:29
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Turfahurf posted:I was totally on board with this until the tomatoes and avocados. I'll eat pretty much anything but I can't stand those for some reason. I made it to the Kraft Singles. I mean come on, with Swiss that would be legit. E: Why does American cheese even exist anyway? It's not that much cheaper than actual cheese, is it? What makes it even a going concern, let alone the default "cheese" most restaurants use?
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May 30, 2015 13:34
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Data Graham posted:I made it to the Kraft Singles. Kraft singles exist because America thought factory made foods were loving swank as hell after WW2, and Canadian James Kraft was all up on that poo poo. American cheese exists because it's great on sandwiches and is actual cheese, not pasteurized processed cheese food subsitute.
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May 30, 2015 17:50
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pienipple posted:
Why do you idiots keep saying this? No it is not. Kraft singles are american cheese. American cheese is a "cheese product." Stop trying to defend trash food. There are legal definitions from the government about what constitutes american cheese.
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May 30, 2015 18:12
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big mean giraffe posted:Why do you idiots keep saying this? No it is not. Kraft singles are american cheese. American cheese is a "cheese product." Stop trying to defend trash food. There are legal definitions from the government about what constitutes american cheese. I didn't say you had to like it. A blend of cheddar and colby or cheddar and jack is, shockingly, still cheese. When you add other poo poo to it then it becomes "cheese product".
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May 30, 2015 18:21
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pienipple posted:I didn't say you had to like it. A blend of cheddar and colby or cheddar and jack is, shockingly, still cheese. When you add other poo poo to it then it becomes "cheese product". When cheeses mix they lose their good qualities and become untermenschen.
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May 30, 2015 18:35
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big mean giraffe posted:Why do you idiots keep saying this? No it is not. Kraft singles are american cheese. American cheese is a "cheese product." Stop trying to defend trash food. There are legal definitions from the government about what constitutes american cheese. lmao
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May 30, 2015 18:39
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strong cheese opinions itt
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May 30, 2015 18:39
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*holds nose and makes voice really high pitched and nerdy* Why do you idiots keep saying this? No it is not. Kraft singles are american cheese. American cheese is a "cheese product." Stop trying to defend trash food. There are legal definitions from the government about what constitutes american cheese.
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May 30, 2015 18:40
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I didn't know American cheese existed outside of Kraft singles so I always thought I hated it and then I tried Land o' Lakes American cheese and it makes an amazing grilled cheese or tuna melt sandwich and is delicious. Well that's my story the end.
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May 30, 2015 18:41
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American cheese is only called a "processed cheese" because it's a blend of at least two different kinds of cheeses, and has been around since the 19th century. It's not a "cheese product" by definition. If you're going to get all spergy about cheese nomenclature at least check wikipedia or something first, dang.
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May 30, 2015 19:19
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I AM MAD. MAD ABOUT CHEESE. Also, the ramyeon burger, from Korea's Lotteria:  Not to be outdone, the Japan branch answered back with the ramen burger: 
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May 30, 2015 19:26
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Internet Wizard posted:American cheese is only called a "processed cheese" because it's a blend of at least two different kinds of cheeses, and has been around since the 19th century. It's not a "cheese product" by definition. It originally referred to cheddar produced in the American colonies as far back as the 1700s.  "process(ed) cheese" is real cheese that has been melted and pasteurized again to extend it's shelf life, no additional additives. "Cheese food" or "cheese product" are substances that might resemble cheese but can't legally be called such, they usually contain vegetable oil and thickeners and stuff.
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May 30, 2015 19:55
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 look, it says right there "cheese product" that ain't cheese any more than orange drink has anything resembling an orange in it
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May 30, 2015 20:48
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Some british guy mixes some cheese scraps and sodium citrate in a pan and pours it over noodles, and it's amazing fine cuisine gastronomy. Kraft does it and it's an affront to god.
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May 30, 2015 20:50
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I keep going to A&P deli counters here in suburban New York and they have what they call "Ultra Sharp Cheddar" from their in-house "premium" brand. Because I apparently have the memory span of a fly, I keep getting a quarter pound of it with my cold cuts expecting it to be tasty tangy cheddar that I can't resist eating by the slice before I'm even done making the sandwich. Then I get it home and open up the package and nnnnnnope, it's loving American. E: Yeah, this poo poo http://waldbaums.grocerydirect.com/pd/Hartford-Reserve/Cheese-Cheddar-Ultra-Sharp/1-lb/256237000003/ IT IS NOT CHEDDAR, NOT EVEN REMOTELY 
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May 30, 2015 20:55
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Process cheese exists because it melts easily. That is literally why it's made (thanks Food Network). If I'm in a situation where I want melty cheese then it's process cheese all the way. Grilled cheese, cheeseburgers, toasted Subway sub all get American Cheese.
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May 30, 2015 20:55
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AnonSpore posted:I AM MAD. Absolutely would.
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May 30, 2015 20:55
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Efexeye posted:
 This is american cheese, that is cheese food product.
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May 30, 2015 20:57
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C.P.A.N. posted:Process cheese exists because it melts easily. That is literally why it's made (thanks Food Network). If I'm in a situation where I want melty cheese then it's process cheese all the way. Grilled cheese, cheeseburgers, toasted Subway sub all get American Cheese. Here you go, make your own melty cheese sauce out of any cheese. http://www.amazon.com/WillPowder-Sodium-Citrate-16-Ounce-Jar/dp/B00250Y9Y6
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May 30, 2015 20:57
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The crap cheese food products like Velveeta and Kraft are called "cheese food product" because they're partially milk and real cheese but also vegetable oil, sugars, and other crap to make a little cheese go a long way and be cheap for consumers, stuff that real good cheese doesn't have in it because it's not from Satan. If it was only mixed cheeses in there, it would still just be called cheese, like colby-jack is cheese and not "cheese food product."  Canned hot dogs and peppers. I don't know why, there are so many other better meats to can with peppers and sauce. Eh, I'd still eat it.
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May 30, 2015 21:13
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I'd eat the top one if it was good sausages instead of hot dogs, but I don't know much about pickling so that may be Botulism Surprise 
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May 30, 2015 21:19
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Molecular cooking and modernist cuisine is using food industry tricks to save money and applying them to quality ingredients instead.
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May 30, 2015 21:28
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Scathach posted:The crap cheese food products like Velveeta and Kraft are called "cheese food product" because they're partially milk and real cheese but also vegetable oil, sugars, and other crap to make a little cheese go a long way and be cheap for consumers, stuff that real good cheese doesn't have in it because it's not from Satan. If it was only mixed cheeses in there, it would still just be called cheese, like colby-jack is cheese and not "cheese food product." Hahaha, jalaweinos.
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May 30, 2015 21:30
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Apparently they preserve really well. I think people are using canned hot dogs more for survivalism than taste...I feel like the texture is off and the canner said she wouldn't want to eat these every day. While I love a canned Vienna sausage and wouldn't ever want to diacourage anyone from canning because it's awesome, have some more odd canned hot dogs.   
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May 30, 2015 21:33
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Scathach posted:Apparently they preserve really well. I think people are using canned hot dogs more for survivalism than taste...I feel like the texture is off and the canner said she wouldn't want to eat these every day. While I love a canned Vienna sausage and wouldn't ever want to diacourage anyone from canning because it's awesome, have some more odd canned hot dogs. 1: those aren't cans 2: that is a loving nightmare made real
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May 30, 2015 21:47
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Efexeye posted:
Kraft singles is to American cheese what powder on cheese puffs is to shredded cheese. It can say American or Cheddar on it all it wants but it's a flavor, not a cheese
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May 30, 2015 21:49
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Scathach posted:Apparently they preserve really well. I think people are using canned hot dogs more for survivalism than taste...I feel like the texture is off and the canner said she wouldn't want to eat these every day. While I love a canned Vienna sausage and wouldn't ever want to diacourage anyone from canning because it's awesome, have some more odd canned hot dogs. I've just started a diet. I think that every time I am tempted to eat more than I need, I'm going to look at these pictures and that episode of Kitchen Nightmare's at Dillon's.
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May 30, 2015 22:09
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The things I do for you people. e: oh poo poo, sorry for the enormous image. Posted all that from my phone. boo_radley has a new favorite as of 01:20 on May 31, 2015 |
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May 30, 2015 22:29
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That burger is so bad it broke the table.
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May 30, 2015 22:38
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:1: those aren't cans It's still called canning even when you use jars. Maybe ugly food needs to be in opaque containers.
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May 30, 2015 22:52
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NarwhalParty posted:That burger is so bad it broke the table.
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May 30, 2015 23:07
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These brought a tear to my eye.
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May 31, 2015 04:01
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Pretty sure this is just a toad in the hole with bad lighting and a lovely instagram filter.
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May 31, 2015 04:02
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Has anyone said cheese Hitler yet
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