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Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
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Mezmerize posted:

The worst is while I'm training my father is the sergeant for the platoon I'm on.

Nepotism in action. :allears:

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mezmerize Is the next corporal everybody.

# ? May 31, 2015 02:41

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

STATE TROOPERS GET OUT

# ? May 31, 2015 02:53

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Two Finger posted:

end of watch owns

# ? May 31, 2015 03:33

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Mezmerize posted:

The worst is while I'm training my father is the sergeant for the platoon I'm on. It's an IA nightmare coupled with really getting the poo poo on at work and at home. I'm the bitch for everything.

Platoon?
Secure?
HQ?
Parkway?

Who is this wannabe?

# ? May 31, 2015 03:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Platoon?
Secure?
HQ?
Parkway?

Who is this wannabe?

Mezmerize posted:

I'm the bitch

# ? May 31, 2015 03:42

Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

I'm the real bitch. Don't come at my throne. Or you best not miss.

# ? May 31, 2015 03:49

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Sounds like an east coast state trooper. Probably calls his office a barracks too.

# ? May 31, 2015 03:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

MILITARIZATION OF POLICE :ducksiren:

# ? May 31, 2015 03:54

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

pictured: State troopers in their distinctive, stupid looking hats occupying an american city under OBAMAS AGENDA 21

# ? May 31, 2015 03:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Isn't it Order 66?

# ? May 31, 2015 04:00

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

order 66 is what darth obama will use when we are all in our FEMA camps

# ? May 31, 2015 04:53

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

So which one of us scared away the new boot already?? We need new blood in here. Preferably the IRS guy's spilled all over the floor, but I'm open to ideas.

# ? May 31, 2015 06:49

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

I'm not inviting anyone from my agency anymore, I tried that once and ended up discovering a redditor who refused to even talk about SA. Some nonsense about GOON SWARM and EVE and SHIPS. It was all A BIG DEAL. :what:

All I was saying was I thought you'd find the website funny.

# ? May 31, 2015 07:06

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

I don't know anyone at work that uses reddit or SA or really anything except Facebook. :shrug:

# ? May 31, 2015 07:09

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

most of my coworkers are on breitbart and the blaze exclusively.

come back you beautiful rookie state trooper

# ? May 31, 2015 07:26

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

See a lot a O.com and Fox News and Drudge in roll call. Although Drudge isn't too bad in the "did anything major happen while I was a sleep all day" sense.

# ? May 31, 2015 07:44

Mezmerize: Feb 24, 2012; SOLO MID OR I FEED

Branis posted:

Sounds like an east coast state trooper. Probably calls his office a barracks too.

East coast, yes. Trooper? Nope. I have the luxury of working in a town that's only 4.5 square miles big.

# ? May 31, 2015 22:52

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mezmerize posted:

East coast, yes. Trooper? Nope. I have the luxury of working in a town that's only 4.5 square miles big.

So it's you, your dad and the chief?

# ? May 31, 2015 23:03

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

A man after my own heart.

# ? May 31, 2015 23:04

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Rad Lieutenant posted:

So it's you, your dad and the chief?

He's the East Coast Branis.

# ? May 31, 2015 23:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

He's the East Coast Branis.

We could use an east coast branis.

Mezmerize's dad, circa 1975

# ? May 31, 2015 23:25

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

http://abcnews.go.com/US/jail-pepper-spray-judge-dishes-unusual-sentence/story?id=31402380

:laffo:

# ? May 31, 2015 23:26

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Mezmerize posted:

East coast, yes. Trooper? Nope. I have the luxury of working in a town that's only 4.5 square miles big.

That could mean 200 people or 20,000 people.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:36

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Mezmerize works in one of those lovely speed trap towns where the limit drops from 55 to 25 while on a hill.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:04

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Mezmerize works in one of those lovely speed trap towns where the limit drops from 55 to 25 while on a hill.

So the entire state of PA?

# ? Jun 1, 2015 03:31

GunForumMeme: Apr 22, 2010

Untagged posted:

So the entire state of PA?

# ? Jun 1, 2015 04:08

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Meanwhile South Dakota upped the interstate speed limit to 80 mph so you can get the gently caress out of here faster than ever

# ? Jun 1, 2015 05:48

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

I've started watching Southland, it's not a patch on the Wire and Benjamin Mckenzie needs to man up.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 12:20

Mezmerize: Feb 24, 2012; SOLO MID OR I FEED

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

That could mean 200 people or 20,000 people.

We've got around 14000 people in town, and on a good day we have 3 guys on the road not counting a Sgt or Lt.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 13:13

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I've started watching Southland, it's not a patch on the Wire and Benjamin Mckenzie needs to man up.

he straight drops a guy episode one, how can you man up more than that?

# ? Jun 1, 2015 13:50

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Mezmerize posted:

on a good day we have 3 guys on the road

Rad Lieutenant posted:

So it's you, your dad and the chief?

# ? Jun 1, 2015 13:58

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Branis posted:

he straight drops a guy episode one, how can you man up more than that?

Yeah, but he gets all bleary eyed about it and there is all this emotional bollocks going on that sours the program.

Also I watched Mad Max this weekend. It seemed to me that Max was the bad guy and it was a heartbreaking story of a man just trying to win his wife back after she was abducted by a gang of bull dike bikers and in the end the man loses his wife, his sons and his home.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 14:33

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

No knock warrant your beers in style...

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# ? Jun 1, 2015 16:20

Whale Cancer: Jun 25, 2004

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Yeah, but he gets all bleary eyed about it and there is all this emotional bollocks going on that sours the program.

Also I watched Mad Max this weekend. It seemed to me that Max was the bad guy and it was a heartbreaking story of a man just trying to win his wife back after she was abducted by a gang of bull dike bikers and in the end the man loses his wife, his sons and his home.

Just wait it out on Southland, it gets better and better with each episode. Some really good character development.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 18:17

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
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for these glutes

We are pleased to inform you there is a Full-Time Correctional Deputy I vacancy in the Sheriff's Office.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 21:44

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

corrections will destroy your soul

# ? Jun 2, 2015 05:09

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

LeoMarr posted:

We are pleased to inform you there is a Full-Time Correctional Deputy I vacancy in the Sheriff's Office.

Who did you kill?

# ? Jun 2, 2015 05:56

Mezmerize: Feb 24, 2012; SOLO MID OR I FEED

Working OT nights more like who can nap the longest before dispatch wakes us up.

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Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

We had a guy drive up to NYC one shift and bring back pizza. NYC is a four hour drive on a good day. Think about that.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 17:38

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