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Cmdr. Shepard will lead us in our opening prayer, let us all join hands.
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# ? May 16, 2015 00:47 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 09:06 |
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Shep's not here so I'll fill in. "gently caress the poor, amen".
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# ? May 16, 2015 01:06 |
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heil
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# ? May 16, 2015 01:11 |
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I don't even vote
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# ? May 16, 2015 01:20 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I don't even vote
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# ? May 16, 2015 02:19 |
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I know at least 6 different people that were sad about medical pot failing by 1.6% that didn't vote.
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# ? May 16, 2015 02:23 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:i'm not legally allowed to vote Is it a dick thing to say that i'm sick of hearing about this amtrak bullshit? Who rides trains anyway? I don't think i've ever seen a non freight train.
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# ? May 16, 2015 02:46 |
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Branis posted:Is it a dick thing to say that i'm sick of hearing about this amtrak bullshit? Who rides trains anyway? I don't think i've ever seen a non freight train. Trains own hard.
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# ? May 16, 2015 02:52 |
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Branis posted:Is it a dick thing to say that i'm sick of hearing about this amtrak bullshit? Who rides trains anyway? I don't think i've ever seen a non freight train. Hobos I guess Crash em all I say, get rid of those drains on society. What I'm trying to say here people, is bootstraps.
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# ? May 16, 2015 02:52 |
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Vahakyla posted:Trains own hard. Autism spotted.
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# ? May 16, 2015 02:54 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I don't even vote
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:02 |
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Ask me what it's like to bitch about how worthless several of your commanders are, not realizing one of the people you are speaking to is a commander. In my defense it was off-duty, and they've been a commander in my department forever and as evidence of their worthlessness I had no idea who they were. Whatever. .
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:05 |
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Untagged posted:Ask me what it's like to bitch about how worthless several of your commanders are, not realizing one of the people you are speaking to is a commander. In my defense it was off-duty, and they've been a commander in my department forever and as evidence of their worthlessness I had no idea who they were. "AND ANOTHER THING..."... oh poo poo. So. We're both looking for new jobs then:
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:06 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:So. We're both looking for new jobs then: JayKay is gonna hook us up yo.
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:07 |
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Untagged posted:JayKay is gonna hook us up yo. Awwwww yea.
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:09 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Awwwww yea. Relative to JayKay's recent promotion this will be me and whip.
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:11 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:So. We're both looking for new jobs then: Did you get canned? Were you in charge of gyro-copter defense?
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:14 |
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I'm fat jonah hill
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:16 |
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He got sick of being the fluffer at the lincoln memorial and threw his badge into the reflecting pool
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:17 |
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I had thought that the statue is hard non-stop.
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:22 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Cmdr. Shepard will lead us in our opening prayer, let us all join hands. 1. We will NOT obey orders to disarm the American people. 2. We will NOT obey orders to conduct warrantless searches of the American people. 3. We will NOT obey orders to detain American citizens as “unlawful enemy combatants” or to subject them to military tribunal. 4. We will NOT obey orders to impose martial law or a “state of emergency” on a state. 5. We will NOT obey orders to invade and subjugate any state that asserts its sovereignty. 6. We will NOT obey any order to blockade American cities, thus turning them into giant concentration camps. 7. We will NOT obey any order to force American citizens into any form of detention camps under any pretext. 8. We will NOT obey orders to assist or support the use of any foreign troops on U.S. soil against the American people to “keep the peace” or to “maintain control." 9. We will NOT obey any orders to confiscate the property of the American people, including food and other essential supplies. 10. We will NOT obey any orders which infringe on the right of the people to free speech, to peaceably assemble, and to petition their government for a redress of grievances. In Rand Paul's name we pray, Amen.
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:46 |
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Why the gently caress not?
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# ? May 16, 2015 03:48 |
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obama tried to nuke charleston, and only the actions of a heroic white general stopped him.
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# ? May 16, 2015 04:08 |
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Vahakyla posted:Why the gently caress not?
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# ? May 16, 2015 04:24 |
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So, uh, guys that put wolf hunter poo poo on facebook are pretty awful. amirite?
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# ? May 16, 2015 04:54 |
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how many rural cops wearing unironic wolf hunter shirts are balls deep in a DC hooker right now?
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# ? May 16, 2015 04:56 |
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All of them.
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# ? May 16, 2015 05:00 |
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i'm sure DC hookers are used to servicing cops since it seems like fed cops gets a hooker allowance like the rest of us get uniform allowance.
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# ? May 16, 2015 05:02 |
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Branis posted:i'm sure DC hookers are used to servicing cops since it seems like fed cops gets a hooker allowance like the rest of us get uniform allowance. I thought it was just the secret service doing that.
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# ? May 16, 2015 05:06 |
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they are just the ones who get caught having orgy parties and leaving their duty weapon behind after getting serviced.
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# ? May 16, 2015 05:08 |
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Branis posted:leaving their duty weapon behind after getting serviced. can't be expected to think clearly after getting your balls drained m8, only thing on the mind is getting out of there.
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# ? May 16, 2015 05:13 |
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some of the dirty strip clubs you find in south dakota you might have to shoot your way out, so I always stay strapped. its just good sense.
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# ? May 16, 2015 05:18 |
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Branis posted:some of the dirty strip clubs you find in south dakota you might have to shoot your way out
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# ? May 16, 2015 05:23 |
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gently caress you nazis my province is socialist now eat the rich
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# ? May 16, 2015 06:48 |
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give us some of that sweet sweet healthcare precious. Does that mean all your derelict oil field workers are going to be moving to north dakota and turning that area into a bigger poo poo hole than it already is
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# ? May 16, 2015 07:15 |
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Branis posted:give us some of that sweet sweet healthcare precious. Probably, yeah. If that's possible. Our rig pigs usually smoke crack. I'm not sure how that will mesh with your meth problem but I'm sure they'll figure it out. Also just to rub it in - I smashed my finger in a gate last week and walked into a clinic, saw a doctor and had an x-ray all within a half hour for totally free. Didn't even touch my health insurance.
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# ? May 16, 2015 07:36 |
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Does it hurt knowing no canadian team will make it to the cup this year? You "true" northerners couldn't even beat motherfuckers from florida. i can't talk too much poo poo cause the wild embarassed themselves against chicago again
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# ? May 16, 2015 13:56 |
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Vahakyla posted:Trains own hard. This guy knows what's up. Justin Godscock posted:Autism spotted. Is there any way we can let the anti-vaxxers know they can shut the gently caress up know because we figured out trains cause autism?
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# ? May 16, 2015 14:43 |
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Trains are expensive, noisy, and cause traffic jams and there is no reason to ride one unless you literally work right downtown. Well, thanks for reading my post about trains.
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# ? May 16, 2015 15:33 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 09:06 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Trains are expensive, noisy, and cause traffic jams and there is no reason to ride one unless you literally work right downtown. Well, thanks for reading my post about trains. Die bourgeoisie pig
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