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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Cmdr. Shepard will lead us in our opening prayer, let us all join hands.

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Shep's not here so I'll fill in.

"gently caress the poor, amen".

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
heil

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I don't even vote :beerpal:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I don't even vote :beerpal:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I know at least 6 different people that were sad about medical pot failing by 1.6% that didn't vote.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Rad Lieutenant posted:

i'm not legally allowed to vote :beerpal:

Is it a dick thing to say that i'm sick of hearing about this amtrak bullshit? Who rides trains anyway? I don't think i've ever seen a non freight train.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Branis posted:

Is it a dick thing to say that i'm sick of hearing about this amtrak bullshit? Who rides trains anyway? I don't think i've ever seen a non freight train.

Trains own hard.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

Is it a dick thing to say that i'm sick of hearing about this amtrak bullshit? Who rides trains anyway? I don't think i've ever seen a non freight train.

Hobos I guess :shrug:

Crash em all I say, get rid of those drains on society.

What I'm trying to say here people, is bootstraps.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Vahakyla posted:

Trains own hard.

Autism spotted.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I don't even vote :beerpal:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Ask me what it's like to bitch about how worthless several of your commanders are, not realizing one of the people you are speaking to is a commander. In my defense it was off-duty, and they've been a commander in my department forever and as evidence of their worthlessness I had no idea who they were.

Whatever.

:gizz:.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Untagged posted:

Ask me what it's like to bitch about how worthless several of your commanders are, not realizing one of the people you are speaking to is a commander. In my defense it was off-duty, and they've been a commander in my department forever and as evidence of their worthlessness I had no idea who they were. "AND ANOTHER THING..."... oh poo poo.

Whatever.

:gizz:.

So. We're both looking for new jobs then: :getin:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

So. We're both looking for new jobs then: :getin:

JayKay is gonna hook us up yo.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Untagged posted:

JayKay is gonna hook us up yo.

Awwwww yea.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Relative to JayKay's recent promotion this will be me and whip.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

So. We're both looking for new jobs then: :getin:

Did you get canned? Were you in charge of gyro-copter defense?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I'm fat jonah hill

Whip Slagcheek fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 16, 2015

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
He got sick of being the fluffer at the lincoln memorial and threw his badge into the reflecting pool

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
I had thought that the statue is hard non-stop.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Cmdr. Shepard will lead us in our opening prayer, let us all join hands.

1. We will NOT obey orders to disarm the American people.

2. We will NOT obey orders to conduct warrantless searches of the American people.

3. We will NOT obey orders to detain American citizens as “unlawful enemy combatants” or to subject them to military tribunal.

4. We will NOT obey orders to impose martial law or a “state of emergency” on a state.

5. We will NOT obey orders to invade and subjugate any state that asserts its sovereignty.

6. We will NOT obey any order to blockade American cities, thus turning them into giant concentration camps.

7. We will NOT obey any order to force American citizens into any form of detention camps under any pretext.

8. We will NOT obey orders to assist or support the use of any foreign troops on U.S. soil against the American people to “keep the peace” or to “maintain control."

9. We will NOT obey any orders to confiscate the property of the American people, including food and other essential supplies.

10. We will NOT obey any orders which infringe on the right of the people to free speech, to peaceably assemble, and to petition their government for a redress of grievances.

In Rand Paul's name we pray, Amen.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Why the gently caress not?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
obama tried to nuke charleston, and only the actions of a heroic white general stopped him.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Vahakyla posted:

Why the gently caress not?

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
So, uh, guys that put wolf hunter poo poo on facebook are pretty awful.


amirite?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
how many rural cops wearing unironic wolf hunter shirts are balls deep in a DC hooker right now?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

All of them.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
i'm sure DC hookers are used to servicing cops since it seems like fed cops gets a hooker allowance like the rest of us get uniform allowance.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

i'm sure DC hookers are used to servicing cops since it seems like fed cops gets a hooker allowance like the rest of us get uniform allowance.

I thought it was just the secret service doing that.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
they are just the ones who get caught having orgy parties and leaving their duty weapon behind after getting serviced.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

leaving their duty weapon behind after getting serviced.

can't be expected to think clearly after getting your balls drained m8, only thing on the mind is getting out of there.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
some of the dirty strip clubs you find in south dakota you might have to shoot your way out, so I always stay strapped. its just good sense.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

some of the dirty strip clubs you find in south dakota you might have to shoot your way out

:quagmire:

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
gently caress you nazis my province is socialist now

eat the rich

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
give us some of that sweet sweet healthcare precious.

Does that mean all your derelict oil field workers are going to be moving to north dakota and turning that area into a bigger poo poo hole than it already is

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

give us some of that sweet sweet healthcare precious.

Does that mean all your derelict oil field workers are going to be moving to north dakota and turning that area into a bigger poo poo hole than it already is

Probably, yeah. If that's possible. Our rig pigs usually smoke crack. I'm not sure how that will mesh with your meth problem but I'm sure they'll figure it out.

Also just to rub it in - I smashed my finger in a gate last week and walked into a clinic, saw a doctor and had an x-ray all within a half hour for totally free. Didn't even touch my health insurance.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
Does it hurt knowing no canadian team will make it to the cup this year? You "true" northerners couldn't even beat motherfuckers from florida.

i can't talk too much poo poo cause the wild embarassed themselves against chicago again

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Vahakyla posted:

Trains own hard.

This guy knows what's up.

Justin Godscock posted:

Autism spotted.

Is there any way we can let the anti-vaxxers know they can shut the gently caress up know because we figured out trains cause autism?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Trains are expensive, noisy, and cause traffic jams and there is no reason to ride one unless you literally work right downtown. Well, thanks for reading my post about trains.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Trains are expensive, noisy, and cause traffic jams and there is no reason to ride one unless you literally work right downtown. Well, thanks for reading my post about trains.

Die bourgeoisie pig

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