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Ninpo posted:Surely that's what led to them concluding that it's a religion? It was a case of 'if we ban you then we need to ban hasidic jews and christian scientists as well'
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So basically he's abstained since his baptism. That's what the quote implies anyway.
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The Clit Avoider posted:So basically he's abstained since his baptism. That's what the quote implies anyway. I think he used to be a devout Christian already and this was just a symbolic baptism. (apt username for this conversation btw)
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The Clit Avoider posted:So basically he's abstained since his baptism. That's what the quote implies anyway. Yeah he's now come out saying he is  not a virgin or whateverhttp://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/32841434
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pik_d posted:Yeah he's now come out saying he is lmao that's incredible
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Heh, yeah I've done it. I've had sex. The girl? Oh you wouldn't know her, it was...on holiday....
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pik_d posted:Yeah he's now come out saying he is  Super convincing statement that: David Luiz posted:Heh, yeah I've done it. I've had sex. The girl? Oh you wouldn't know her, it was...on holiday....
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May 22, 2015 13:40
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David Luiz has done a sex and he knows all the best moves.
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"Woah, woah, woah. I love God and all but I've boned at least one girl in my life. Don't get me wrong, now."
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Monday Bandele posted:Heh, yeah I've done it. I've had sex. The girl? Oh you wouldn't know her, it was...on holiday.... Lmao
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Monday Bandele posted:Heh, yeah I've done it. I've had sex. The girl? Oh you wouldn't know her, it was...on holiday.... lol
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blue footed boobie posted:David Luiz has done a sex and he knows all the best moves. On top, doggie and normal?
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David Luiz has a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her though, she lives in Canada.
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Not so much about footballers committing crimes as criminals becoming footballers and running a prison league but the Guardian has a long but good read: The prison where murderers play for Manchester United Luzira was once the most notorious prison in Uganda. Now it’s home to what is surely the world’s most elaborate prison football league – and a model for the transformative power of the beautiful game http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/28/the-prison-where-murderers-play-for-manchester-united?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email Sad it seems to be cleaner and better organized than FIFA, although hopefully Sepp and his ExCom cronies will get to try their hand at a prison league soon. Also I'm sure there's loads of great jokes about United and criminals but I'm drawing a blank right now. sticksy fucked around with this message at 16:48 on May 29, 2015 |
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quote:Leicester City budding stars, including boss Nigel Pearson's son, were filmed taking part in a vile orgy in which a local girl was racially abused in Bangkok http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/leicester-city-racist-orgy-video-5794654
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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/31/leicester-city-investifation-thai-racist-abuse-allegationsquote:Leicester City have launched an internal investigation after three of the club’s players were allegedly filmed in an orgy with a Thai woman who was racially abused.
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In your face Jose you slow idiot
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The important thing is that we know Nigel Pearson's son enjoys swapping Thai hookers
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When I read that I didn't catch that it was Pearson's son and thought it was Pearson himself in an orgy with his players, and tbh it didn't seem that far-fetched.
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vyelkin posted:When I read that I didn't catch that it was Pearson's son and thought it was Pearson himself in an orgy with his players, and tbh it didn't seem that far-fetched. Pearson doesn't seem the type to share.
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drat, hate to be that thai hooker now. Roasted.
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May 31, 2015 17:35
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loving footballers really love having sex with their male friends.
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It's political correctness gone mad, Stew
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dex_sda posted:Wenger actually did blood tests and noted how newly bought players always seemed to have an increased red cell count. I believe he doesn't let his people dope, but what they do behind his back is anyone's guess. Could explain some other players like Kagwa too. Top in german league for a year, now..?? (I know it was a running joke about Dortmund but what about their insane lack of form the start of the season too?)
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Tip-off from the DFB that they were flying too close to the sun/Clen and Xenon to Bayern for 50m one-team league one-team league
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  Police Scotland say they will review the fight that marred the conclusion of Motherwell's Premiership play-off final victory over Rangers. Rangers defender Bilel Mohsni was at the centre of an ugly brawl on the final whistle at Fir Park. The Tunisian was pushed by Lee Erwin and responded by aiming a kick and punch at the Motherwell striker, before tussling with Fraser Kerr. All three players were shown red cards by Craig Thomson after the match. Assistant chief constable Bernard Higgins said: "Police Scotland will conduct a full review of the circumstances and liaise with the appropriate partners, and decide how best to take the matter forward over the coming days." Rangers manager Stuart McCall said he missed the incident, but acknowledged such behaviour was "unacceptable". http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/32953422
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blue footed boobie posted:loving footballers really love having sex with their male friends. They also love filming it.
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vyelkin posted:They also love filming it. I don't really get why people film stuff like this, even without the fact that it will inevitably come back to haunt you. You'd never watch the video again, it'd seem proper weird. I guess maybe to show your mates, but who really wants to see their mate getting a rimjob, I'd rather just tell him I believed the story
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Still B.A.E posted:You'd never watch the video again, it'd seem proper weird. We're not talking about the brightest people in the world here.
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Still B.A.E posted:I don't really get why people film stuff like this, even without the fact that it will inevitably come back to haunt you. You'd never watch the video again, it'd seem proper weird. I guess maybe to show your mates, but who really wants to see their mate getting a rimjob, I'd rather just tell him I believed the story So they can masturbate to their friends' naked bodies later.
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i know its obvious but footballs really are amazingly thick.
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opus111 posted:i know its obvious but footballs really are amazingly thick. It's actually mostly air inside them.
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I understand making a "homemade" but holy gently caress would I never A) gently caress a bunch of Thai prostates. B) do it with a friend. C) film me doing racist poo poo. Why would you ever show that besides to someone equally racist?
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Soulex posted:I understand making a "homemade" but holy gently caress would I never A) gently caress a bunch of Thai prostates. B) do it with a friend. C) film me doing racist poo poo. I think we need to file this to soulex_autocorrect.txt
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Troy Queef posted:I think we need to file this to soulex_autocorrect.txt
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Tbf if you are in Thailand to gently caress prostitutes is probably because you want the ones with prostates
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God loving drat it
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I hope Pissflaps's wife doesn't check his browsing history.
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Xabi posted:I hope Pissflaps's wife doesn't check his browsing history. She already knows about that video, she was in it
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