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Jim Bob
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# ? May 31, 2015 16:44 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:14 |
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Heh. ... looks like those whores got duggared
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# ? May 31, 2015 17:34 |
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This is the easiest Christian Sexual Repression quiz I've ever taken. Duggarism ain't got nothing on Mormonism. 1. Lace may signify the desire to show more skin. Embrace Christ and enjoy modesty, do not try to circumvent or find loop holes in God's law. 2. The necklace and print draws the eye away from the face and to the body. Have respect for yourself and you will find a man who respects you and owns your body. 3. The chest and shoulder blanket draws the eye to boobs and creates a tempting hourglass figure. Men won't be able to focus on Christ's words, just tits. 4. What if that slit kept going? Vagina. 5. Sure, have an arrow pointing towards your slut breasts, literally wrapped in a bow. 6. A printed sock/pantyhose? It's almost like tattoos. She seems like a bad girl. A naughty sinful bad girl. Brb gotta go masturbate and repent.
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# ? May 31, 2015 17:36 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't think this was posted, but here's an article by a woman who escaped that lifestyle. quote:My close friend’s mother even refused treatment for breast cancer because she saw the disease as God saving her from her abusive husband, and the burden of caring for her many children.
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# ? May 31, 2015 17:56 |
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Brb gotta go masturbate and repent. Do we shave his head now or after he repents?
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# ? May 31, 2015 17:56 |
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SERPUS posted:Do we shave his head now or after he repents? Tie his hands
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:17 |
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Minimalist Program posted:Heh. ... looks like those whores got duggared
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:21 |
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Think about it: if no one in that family can have a tug or get laid, including Jim Bob* after a child is born, imagine all the ruined sheets. * Jim Bob
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:24 |
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Bob jones university
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:28 |
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Whatev posted:lol. Do these textbooks ever acknowledge that women also have libidos or is it always centered around containing those of the men who are victimized by female bodies? No, and it is worse than that: not only are you taught women have -no- sexual drive, but that they are resistant to sex, so you need to be a willful patriarch on her female need to fight your sexual advances. It's a textbook for raping your wife.
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:29 |
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Armani posted:No, and it is worse than that: not only are you taught women have -no- sexual drive, but that they are resistant to sex, so you need to be a willful patriarch on her female need to fight your sexual advances. It's a textbook for raping your wife. Do the women ever figure out for themselves that they're horny? I mean, I feel like it would be pretty obvious after a certain point.
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:32 |
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christian cults are basically mra breeding grounds
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:44 |
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PT6A posted:Do the women ever figure out for themselves that they're horny? I mean, I feel like it would be pretty obvious after a certain point. they're taught that this feeling is called "sin"
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:45 |
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http://youtu.be/45lXXiLbTxM
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:48 |
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love that guy's aviators. You just know he worked in a pool supply store before becoming a winner on gor.
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:59 |
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bonestructure posted:For these people, it's all Paul all the time. You hardly ever hear them quote anyone else; it's that bitter old misogynist\misanthrope\general fun-hater they love, even if half of the stuff he wrote conflicts with what Jesus said in the Gospels. There's actually a lot of interesting early Christian religious history about the struggle in the early Church as to who had primacy, St Peter or St Paul. Peter was a lot more mellow in general and more in tune with Jesus' teaching, but he mainly concerned himself with Jews who had converted to follow Christ. He was key in forming the dogma of the early Catholic church. Paul, in contrast, was the official minister to the Gentiles who joined the movement (he was culturally suited for this, he was one himself and a former Roman enforcer) and his letters to churches under his supervision are what most of fundamentalism is based on. Between that and the aforementioned cherry-picking of the Bible (if you want something hateful and/or depressing to read about God, the Old Testament and Paul are your go-to guys) the fundamentalist Baptist movement has come to virtually ignore most of the rest of scripture, especially that "love your brothers and sisters as I have loved you" and "care for the poor and wretched" and "judge not lest ye be judged" stuff that Jesus said, to focus instead entirely on the teachings of a woman-hating, dour authoritarian. The parallels between this and the Muslim caliphate sects is frightening.
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# ? May 31, 2015 19:09 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:What the hell is that guy from The Office doing in the upper left Jim Bob Halpert?
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# ? May 31, 2015 19:19 |
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A church elder (anonymously) disputes the state trooper's claim that Jim Bob downplayed the incident. Apparently there's no way Josh would have withheld any information because he was confessing his sins. http://nwaonline.com/news/2015/may/31/duggar-witness-contradicts-corporal-s-c/ InTouch is also being investigated over how they interviewed the state trooper. The department of corrections says that they never gave permission for an interview.
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# ? May 31, 2015 20:07 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Hot new slendy trends for fall
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# ? May 31, 2015 20:17 |
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McStabby posted:A church elder (anonymously) disputes the state trooper's claim that Jim Bob downplayed the incident. Apparently there's no way Josh would have withheld any information because he was confessing his sins. hm yes why would a teenage boy lie about the hosed up sex things hes into IN CHURCH
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# ? May 31, 2015 20:20 |
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koreban posted:The parallels between this and the Muslim caliphate sects is frightening. No doubt for similar underlying reasons. There's actually some pretty compelling evidence that most egregious quotes attributed to Paul regarding women and sexuality in his letters (including Duggar favorite 1 Corinthians 14:34) were forgeries added after Paul's death by a backlash movement toward conservatism within the early Christian church, one that wanted to walk back the enormous challenges that Jesus' teachings posed to the social status quo. Those bits do certainly directly conflict with other Pauline writings like Galatians 3:28 ("There is neither Jew nor Greek: there is neither bond nor free: there is neither male nor female. For you are all one in Christ Jesus") enough for it be a believable supposition. Turns out that telling rich people that they ought to share their wealth with poor people, men that they ought to treat women like equals, and high-status people that they ought to be friends with slaves, whores, and beggars is not a good way to be generally popular! At least not unless you present all that poo poo as strictly optional compared to regular church attendance and tithing, which is what Christian fundamentalism has done. It's amazing seeing someone re-interpret "not through works alone" as "gently caress you, got mine" with a perfectly straight face. bonestructure fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jun 1, 2015 |
# ? May 31, 2015 21:00 |
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psychopathy is a great way of making things work imo they should have taken the false prophet biblical quote more seriously and just lynched people whenever some dude claimed to be speaking with gods voice
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# ? May 31, 2015 21:10 |
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jim bob
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# ? May 31, 2015 21:14 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:jim bob
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# ? May 31, 2015 21:19 |
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Jimbo b
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# ? May 31, 2015 22:21 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Bob jones university bob jim university
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# ? May 31, 2015 22:31 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:jim bob Woah, hosed up if true.
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# ? May 31, 2015 22:34 |
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oral roberts university oral james roberts university oral jim bob university NIKE
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# ? May 31, 2015 22:42 |
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Jim. Bob. His name is Jim Bob That's amazing.
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:03 |
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James Robert Duggar.
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:05 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:James Robert Duggar. Jimothy Bobbert Duggar
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:06 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:James Robert Duggar. this is very much the name of a person who would've assassinated lincoln if booth hadn't gotten to him first
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:12 |
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I got banned from Huckabee's Facebook page after commenting that he would probably be popular w/ pedophiles.
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:13 |
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you go on ahead and make your christian army full of inbred bullet catching retards, you all knock out a couple dozen extra ones that should turn the tide in your holy war a quiver full of loving morons
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:16 |
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Mr. Unlucky posted:a quiver full of loving morons
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:20 |
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Tubesock Holocaust posted:"Getting Duggar'ed" is the new term for sexual molestation. You've heard it here first. Minimalist Program posted:Heh. ... looks like those whores got duggared
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:23 |
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Job Truniht posted:I got banned from Huckabee's Facebook page after commenting that he would probably be popular w/ pedophiles. lol
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# ? May 31, 2015 23:25 |
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President Jim Bob
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:13 |
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Boba Jim is gonna have to go full fundie Mormon if he wants to have enough kids to vote him into public office. I mean, he might as well, they're already halfway there with the welfare queening and the child molestation. e: Also, the governor before Huckabee was Jim Guy Tucker so I guess people at the time they were born were obsessed somehow with Jim *** names
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:18 |
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Mr. Unlucky posted:a quiver full of loving morons probably have so many kids since they were too dumb to comprehend the condom package instructions
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