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Redczar posted:Der Westen is saying Gündogan is likely to head to United. Tbf, he was out injured for a year and then Dortmund spent most of this season being poo poo.
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Jun 1, 2015 01:54
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Who the heck is Jackson Martinez
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Jun 1, 2015 02:22
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blue footed boobie posted:Is this ironic or not? I don't really know anything about Jackson Martinez other than that he's 29, has scored some goals in a Mickey Mouse league, and seems to have hung around that Mickey Mouse league a bit too long. Such a Mickey Mouse league that nearly every single player that goes from it to another team after being successful there almost always does well. Such a Mickey Mouse League that it's Fifa coefficient is far past France's and creeping up on Italy's. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's scored something like 15 goals in 22 matches in the Champions League against teams like Bayern Munich, PSG, and Atletico. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's been top scorer in that league for three years running, surpassing every club and league record, ahead of some other "Mickey Mouse Players" like Falcao, James Rodriguez, and Di Maria. I'm sorry if you spend your days with your nose so deep up Andy Townsend (or whoever passes for a "analyst" over there's) rear end to realize that "Da Pryde an' Jy of my chlestrol coated artyries Engurland" isn't actually "all that" and is full of team that in fact can't even get past a basic Champions League group stage. But see the rest of the world, they have teams that do. With football that is infinitely more entertaining, of better quality, and with just as relevant top players; of which Jackson Martinez is one. Who has broken forth and featured on every single stage he's faced, chewed up one dimensional defensive tactics like the ones you use over in England for breakfast, and scored with every single part of your body, unlike your average white blooded countryman who couldn't be bothered to try a bicycle kick, much less score from one.
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Jun 1, 2015 02:31
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PerpetualSelf posted:Such a Mickey Mouse league that nearly every single player that goes from it to another team after being successful there almost always does well. Such a Mickey Mouse League that it's Fifa coefficient is far past France's and creeping up on Italy's. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's scored something like 15 goals in 22 matches in the Champions League against teams like Bayern Munich, PSG, and Atletico. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's been top scorer in that league for three years running, surpassing every club and league record, ahead of some other "Mickey Mouse Players" like Falcao, James Rodriguez, and Di Maria. nice meltdown
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Jun 1, 2015 02:33
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PerpetualSelf posted:Such a Mickey Mouse league that nearly every single player that goes from it to another team after being successful there almost always does well. Such a Mickey Mouse League that it's Fifa coefficient is far past France's and creeping up on Italy's. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's scored something like 15 goals in 22 matches in the Champions League against teams like Bayern Munich, PSG, and Atletico. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's been top scorer in that league for three years running, surpassing every club and league record, ahead of some other "Mickey Mouse Players" like Falcao, James Rodriguez, and Di Maria. Seriously though who's Jackson Martinez
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Jun 1, 2015 02:35
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PerpetualSelf posted:Such a Mickey Mouse league that nearly every single player that goes from it to another team after being successful there almost always does well. Such a Mickey Mouse League that it's Fifa coefficient is far past France's and creeping up on Italy's. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's scored something like 15 goals in 22 matches in the Champions League against teams like Bayern Munich, PSG, and Atletico. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's been top scorer in that league for three years running, surpassing every club and league record, ahead of some other "Mickey Mouse Players" like Falcao, James Rodriguez, and Di Maria. agree with all of this
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Jun 1, 2015 02:35
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I hope Liverpool buy Jackson Martinez because he knows how to score a goal unlike the pack of donkeys they have now. Also, nice meltdown
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Jun 1, 2015 02:41
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Alain Post posted:Seriously though who's Jackson Martinez The guy featured in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tfgbN62hcM
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Jun 1, 2015 02:50
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PerpetualSelf posted:Such a Mickey Mouse league that nearly every single player that goes from it to another team after being successful there almost always does well. Such a Mickey Mouse League that it's Fifa coefficient is far past France's and creeping up on Italy's. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's scored something like 15 goals in 22 matches in the Champions League against teams like Bayern Munich, PSG, and Atletico. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's been top scorer in that league for three years running, surpassing every club and league record, ahead of some other "Mickey Mouse Players" like Falcao, James Rodriguez, and Di Maria. I was actually asking but lol nice meltdown.
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Jun 1, 2015 03:03
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PerpetualSelf posted:white blooded Agreed, low white cell counts ftw
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Jun 1, 2015 03:30
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blue footed boobie posted:I was actually asking but lol nice meltdown. Well you're kind of a big idiot for how you phrased your question. Also while the guy had a meltdown what he said is true. I remember when Matic was going back to Chelsea this thread was saying stuff like "that castoff? lol what a joke" despite I and other people who watch Benfica telling them they had no clue how good he'd become. Seltzer fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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Jun 1, 2015 04:39
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PerpetualSelf posted:Such a Mickey Mouse league that nearly every single player that goes from it to another team after being successful there almost always does well. Such a Mickey Mouse League that it's Fifa coefficient is far past France's and creeping up on Italy's. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's scored something like 15 goals in 22 matches in the Champions League against teams like Bayern Munich, PSG, and Atletico. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's been top scorer in that league for three years running, surpassing every club and league record, ahead of some other "Mickey Mouse Players" like Falcao, James Rodriguez, and Di Maria. this is a tasty meltdown!
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Jun 1, 2015 05:07
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PerpetualSelf posted:Such a Mickey Mouse league that nearly every single player that goes from it to another team after being successful there almost always does well. Such a Mickey Mouse League that it's Fifa coefficient is far past France's and creeping up on Italy's. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's scored something like 15 goals in 22 matches in the Champions League against teams like Bayern Munich, PSG, and Atletico. Such a Mickey Mouse player that he's been top scorer in that league for three years running, surpassing every club and league record, ahead of some other "Mickey Mouse Players" like Falcao, James Rodriguez, and Di Maria.  jackson martizen is thick, strong, athletic, although a total non-factor for the national team for some reason
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Jun 1, 2015 05:28
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Seltzer posted:Well you're kind of a big idiot for how you phrased your question. Also while the guy had a meltdown what he said is true. I remember when Matic was going back to Chelsea this thread was saying stuff like "that castoff? lol what a joke" despite I and other people who watch Benfica telling them they had no clue how good he'd become. Really good job remembering things.
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Jun 1, 2015 05:41
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Seltzer posted:Well you're kind of a big idiot for how you phrased your question. Also while the guy had a meltdown what he said is true. I remember when Matic was going back to Chelsea this thread was saying stuff like "that castoff? lol what a joke" despite I and other people who watch Benfica telling them they had no clue how good he'd become. He was so enthusiastic about it that I couldn't tell whether he was joking because no one's ever serious on TRP but now I see that he was more serious than anyone has ever been on this subforum. E: this is why the transfer thread rules btw. blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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Jun 1, 2015 05:42
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Seltzer posted:Well you're kind of a big idiot for how you phrased your question. Also while the guy had a meltdown what he said is true. I remember when Matic was going back to Chelsea this thread was saying stuff like "that castoff? lol what a joke" despite I and other people who watch Benfica telling them they had no clue how good he'd become. people were actually laughing at chelsea spending so much money on a player they'd let go for gently caress all a couple of seasons earlier instead of just playing him then
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Jun 1, 2015 07:58
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The metro is trolling me saying a £15m deal for Ki Sung Yeung is all sorted and ready to go. Celtic apparently have a big sell-on clause. We wouldn't be able to replace him for the money, but it worries me that Swansea actually have depth in central midfield, with Britton getting annoyed at lack of game time and Josh Sheehan and Matty Grimes waiting in the reserves. We don't technically need to replace him, unless Monk commits to the diamond. None are anywhere near as good as Ki on a day when he actually bothers to get involved in the game, or have the same size fan club.
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Jun 1, 2015 09:25
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sassassin posted:Sweden star Kristoffer Nordfeldt has admitted he is ready to quit Dutch football with the Swans ready to pounce for the Heerenveen goalkeeper. "star" He is pretty bad. Another Heerenveen player who happens to be not bad at all is striker Mark Uth, who is expected to sign for Hoffenheim pretty soon.
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Jun 1, 2015 09:42
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Oh, and Brentford have brought in Excelsior Rotterdam's Marinus Dijkhuizen as a manager (done deal). They're going full moneyball. Fun fact: everyone's favourite creator of bow tie-shaped radar charts @mixedknuts is working for the club.
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Jun 1, 2015 10:08
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Jun 1, 2015 10:17
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Literally every player who has signed a professional contract with any club is a "football star" according to the papers. That's how you get "CHELSEA STAR IN SEX ROMP SHOCKER" and it turns out it's a youth teamer who played two minutes at the end of a League Cup tie once.
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Jun 1, 2015 11:10
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Jun 1, 2015 11:36
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i will never watch the portuguese league despite noted handsome + cool poster mbm coming from that land, as such it is undeniably a mickey mouse league
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Jun 1, 2015 11:40
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seriously, name ONE time a portuguese club won the UEFA Champions League. i dare you
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Jun 1, 2015 11:41
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tbp posted:seriously, name ONE time a portuguese club won the UEFA Champions League. i dare you
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Jun 1, 2015 11:58
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tbp posted:seriously, name ONE time a portuguese club won the UEFA Champions League. i dare you Pffft, anyone can win the Champs League, even Liverpool have done so several times. The real test of how big a club is if theyve won the Premier League and I dont think any team from Portugal have.
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Jun 1, 2015 11:59
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Chelsea 04-05 was half portugese
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Seltzer posted:Well you're kind of a big idiot for how you phrased your question. Also while the guy had a meltdown what he said is true. I remember when Matic was going back to Chelsea this thread was saying stuff like "that castoff? lol what a joke" despite I and other people who watch Benfica telling them they had no clue how good he'd become. matic is a clogger
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Messyass posted:Oh, and Brentford have brought in Excelsior Rotterdam's Marinus Dijkhuizen as a manager (done deal). They're going full moneyball. They are now being linked with Mokotjo  
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Jun 1, 2015 13:52
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Messyass posted:They are now being linked with Mokotjo I hate these graphs so much
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Jun 1, 2015 13:53
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If you manage to read that graph it says that he sucks.
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Jun 1, 2015 13:56
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sassassin posted:If you manage to read that graph it says that he sucks. He's bad at long balls and thats what the owner wants the team to play since the stats show long ball football is best
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Jun 1, 2015 14:08
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Messyass posted:They are now being linked with Mokotjo And to think people doubted the magic of the transfer thread.
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Jun 1, 2015 14:16
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Seems that with only Liverpool interested, Klopp has decided to take a break from football. There's always Ancelotti right?
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julian assflange posted:Seems that with only Liverpool interested, Klopp has decided to take a break from football. There's always Ancelotti right? Carlo's also hinted at taking a year off.
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Jun 1, 2015 14:31
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mackintosh posted:Carlo's also hinted at taking a year off. It's less hinted, more explicitly stated. "I also have a very serious reason to stop, I need to have an operation for cervical stenosis. For some time I’ve been having tingling in my hands, if I wait any longer it may spread to my legs, so I’ve made an appointment for surgery. Frankly, I don’t know how long I’ll have to physically stop, for the post-operative phase and subsequent rehabilitation.” Unless he's pulling an 'Arry, he sounds sincere.
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Paddyb posted:I hope Liverpool buy Jackson Martinez because he knows how to score a goal unlike the pack of donkeys they have now. Liverpool were supposedly interested in Jackson Martinez a couple of windows ago when he was still playing in Liga MX. It would be rather vexing if they decided now was the time to buy him since Porto isn't the easiest club to make a deal with.
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Messyass posted:They are now being linked with Mokotjo look at that PAdj Int, 2.47 is like seriously phwoar
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Re: Frank Tabanou, St Etienne's chairman came out and said Swansea will need to up their bid from the rumoured £3.5m. Then their manager then bitched and moaned that he needed that money asap to bring in players himself, and to stop arsing around. Tabanou's agent has said everything's decided on their end. "Franklin has chosen Swansea, he has told me he is not interested in any other offers from any other clubs," sassassin fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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