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The new movie is called "MallBrats". I hope all of the rest of the movies dont have to feature his daughter akwardly acting with Brian O'halloran.
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Jack Gladney posted:Too bad DC already made the best commercial of all time: I was about to say the Hawkman Baby Ruth commercial or the Superman Peanut Butter commercials, but you might be right... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zpXIttAFjg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUn2B0fAgGg
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MattD1zzl3 posted:The new movie is called "MallBrats". I hope all of the rest of the movies dont have to feature his daughter akwardly acting with Brian O'halloran. It would be an upgrade from Jeremy London.
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May 12, 2015 07:48
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I'm hoping it goes all Sandler family comedy. The characters from Mallrats dragging their kids off their computers and phones and taking them to the mall. We get goofy things like them buying Heelys and falling down an escalator. A rant about how Sweetest Day is a con.
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May 12, 2015 08:28
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MattD1zzl3 posted:The new movie is called "MallBrats". I hope all of the rest of the movies dont have to feature his daughter akwardly acting with Brian O'halloran. She can't be any worse an actor than her mother.
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May 12, 2015 10:13
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I'm of two minds: The one scene she was in during tusk was nailed and funny as hell, but she's using her amazing acting chops to pretend to be a teeenage girl on her smart phone...
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May 12, 2015 12:33
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It's going to be hilarious if his daughter eventually takes up directing and surpasses her father in skill and know-how at a young age. Kevin would be so pissed. "You can't be a young darling indie director if you actually know the camera lens names! What the gently caress! I have to go do a 3 hour blog about this to receive emotional validation from my fan."
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Jun 2, 2015 14:10
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I think he likes his family and would be proud of his daughter if she made good movies.
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Jun 2, 2015 14:43
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Yeah, Harley Quinn Smith actually growing up to make good movies would probably be a net win for everybody. It probably won't happen, though, because she's a chick and her father is notorious hack Kevin Smith.
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Jun 2, 2015 14:50
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K. Waste posted:because she's a chick I'm misreading your intent with this statement right?
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Jun 2, 2015 14:51
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I don't think it would be that surprising if Kevin's child was better, if she chose to become a director. I don't think that kind of thing is completely without precedent either. If you ignore his '70's output (And that's a massive thing to ignore), I think one could make the argument that Sofia Coppola has a better track record as a director than Francis Ford.
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Raxivace posted:I don't think it would be that surprising if Kevin's child was better, if she chose to become a director. I don't think that kind of thing is completely without precedent either. If you ignore his '70's output (And that's a massive thing to ignore), I think one could make the argument that Sofia Coppola has a better track record as a director than Francis Ford. All she has to do is be stronger in the fundamentals of filmmaking and she'll be better. I think it's more if she chooses the writer/director route over acting or some other profession.
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MacheteZombie posted:I'm misreading your intent with this statement right? Sexism is pretty much industry-wide. Even if she goes the indie route, she's gonna find it wicked hard to get any kind of serious production/distribution funding. Possibly she could just go to daddy for money, but that relates to part two of my point. Also, chicks are icky and have cooties.
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Jun 2, 2015 15:30
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MacheteZombie posted:I'm misreading your intent with this statement right? Being a female director is harder than winning the lottery.
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I was just making sure K.Waste wasn't implying she couldn't make good movies because she was chick. Not because of systemic sexism.
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Girls are gross, dude. Ew. edit: Kevin Smith could actually probably write and (maybe) direct a pretty good live action adaptation of Calvin & Hobbes.
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cat doter posted:Being a female director is harder than winning the lottery. Having a famous director daddy is like already having your foot in the door, though. Did he really name her Harley Quinn? Because that's kind of gross.
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poonchasta posted:Did he really name her Harley Quinn? Because that's kind of gross. His wife actually suggested it, apparently. If she hated it she could have just went by Harleen, which is a real name, though.
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Jun 2, 2015 22:43
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99% chance daughter of kevin smith is ugly as gently caress so dont bring down the name harley quinn like that cmon its just loving selfish and egotistical man
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Jun 2, 2015 23:11
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She'll probably grow up to make one of those naval-gazing self-umentaries like Unhung Hero or Dear Mr. Waterson, and that'll be it.
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Mr. Unlucky posted:99% chance daughter of kevin smith is ugly as gently caress so dont bring down the name harley quinn like that cmon its just loving selfish and egotistical man Is it cool if we don't make this thread about insulting 15 year old girls and equating their looks with their worth?
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Jun 3, 2015 00:00
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She wore a stupid cool Bart Simpson dress that one time, she seems like a good person.
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Hibernator posted:Is it cool if we don't make this thread about insulting 15 year old girls and equating their looks with their worth? Yeah, knowing her father, she's probably got thin skin. Just kidding, she's fat and should go kill herself. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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K. Waste posted:Yeah, knowing her father, she's probably got thin skin. Even jokingly, let's not be telling people to commit suicide.
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Jun 3, 2015 04:51
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We need Jaden Smith and Harley Quinn Smith as a duo of jr. crimefighters in a movie produced by Will Smith and written/directed by Kevin Smith.
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Raxivace posted:Even jokingly, let's not be telling people to commit suicide. I wasn't telling anybody to commit suicide. I was saying somebody should commit suicide, in a completely indirect context. But what if I told them they should kill themselves in a funny way? Like stand on a sidewalk, put a novelty gun to their head so that when they pull the trigger, a flag that reads "BANG" comes out, and then they laugh agreeably, backing right out into traffic as a bus comes along. JediTalentAgent posted:We need Jaden Smith and Harley Quinn Smith as a duo of jr. crimefighters in a movie produced by Will Smith and written/directed by Kevin Smith. Spoiler alert: It ends with a romantic murder-suicide.
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Raxivace posted:Even jokingly, let's not be telling people to commit suicide. Can I suggest you should commit suicide? Not like, tell you, but just be like "hey man, it might be pretty cool if you were to do yourself in?" Cause I think that. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Raxivace posted:Even jokingly, let's not be telling people to commit suicide. Let me guess, you like everyone used to make these jokes until suicide took someone close to you, and now its not funny? If i didnt have a sense of humor like that, i'd sure kill myself. I'm not telling you to do it, but all of the rest of us would be happier without you. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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I think this thread committed suicide, and the mods should close it.
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Who knew a thread about Kevin Smith could be even less funny than Comic Book Men?
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JediTalentAgent posted:We need Jaden Smith and Harley Quinn Smith as a duo of jr. crimefighters in a movie produced by Will Smith and written/directed by Kevin Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2: Smith Harder
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I apologize for not being funny RE suicide. Here are some funny or, at least, entertaining things RE suicide: Bill Burr's Helicopter bit from I'm Sorry You Feel That Way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZSI9s5z7c Now that we've established what people funnier than Kevin Smith can do with suicide, let's see what a better filmmaker can do with the same subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JCQep-H3Y Finally, just in case any of you is considering suicide, take it from notorious awesome guy Freddie Mercury, and don't do it. (The alternative is to just have sex with Freddie Mercury which, honestly, doesn't sound like a bad proposition, since he wasn't even HIV positive at the time, and he's Freddie "Love Kills" Mercury.): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2z19QnEfQ Or, if you're dead set on killing yourself, and just need some words of encouragement, have an angry, tattooed British rear end in a top hat screaming at you to do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGVNeafe6k Or, be lulled off to sublime death by party people favorite, Andrew W.K.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-oDol2ENmU
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The next person who posts about suicide or the words "kill yourself" is getting probated for a month. Talk about this stupid fat idiot and his movies.
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Yoshifan823 posted:Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2: Smith Harder Can we work in a Who special with Matt Smith and Kevin Smith as The Doctor and Silence Bob (who wears a novelty black suit hockey jersey and jorts.)?
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Kevin Smith movies are painless, But his hackneyed style is graceless, And I can take or leave them if I ple-e-e-e-e-ase
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GonSmithe posted:The next person who posts about suicide or the words "kill yourself" is getting probated for a month. I hear he smokes pot too!! 🐳
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Sure I can be an anus But if Kevin Smith is famous Then what's the point? I think I'll smoke some tree-e-e-e-e-s
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Surlaw posted:I hear he smokes pot too!! 🐳 I would like Smith's podcasts more if he didn't smoke quite so much pot and he was less crudely sexual. I know that's his shtick these days, but it's such a rut that the only way he can compliment something is to compare it to an orgasm. I enjoy his "Batman" podcast, especially when Marc Bernardin is cohosting, but goddamn Smith can be one note in how he describes things.
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