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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Coolguye posted:

Bradford's sweater was an XCOM treasure and you will show him proper respect sir! :colbert:

fixed.

I'm really digging the thought of a trooper class that wields a grenade launcher given their talk of more destructibility on the maps. Or maybe snake venom grenades to breach through floors? Hopefully the token big red canisters of explodey doom are proliferate as well.
What I'm saying is that I really want to be able to reduce every map into rubble in new and exciting ways.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The more I think about it the more I dislike the idea of "this is an alternate universe where XCOM lost". Unless it's something that's actually part of the plot (like Back to the Future), it just feels completely arbitrary. And it's not like there are multiple endings to XCOM1. There's one ending, and a game over. Like someone said upthread, it would be like if Halflife 2 was based on an alternate reality where Gordon gets killed by the first headcrab he meets.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Really disappointed that some of you genuinely think Bradford is alive. No way he lets XCOM HQ go down without him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9vN9WreD4s

This is now canon.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

I keep digging these up

DoubleCakes
Jan 14, 2015

winterwerefox posted:

I keep digging these up


This is my headcanon until proven otherwise.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Fister Roboto posted:

The more I think about it the more I dislike the idea of "this is an alternate universe where XCOM lost"...

Your jihad is weak, it shames you.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Orgophlax posted:

On Classes:
On customizing:


We can now swap genders and set nationalities to our liking – if you want an all-female, all-Portuguese team, you can do that. What’s more, we’ll be able to tweak the look of the right and left arms, torso, pants, and headgear individually, drawing from a larger selection of pieces designed to give this version of XCOM a more ragtag, scavenged look and feel.

...

Veteran soldiers will have unique cosmetic upgrades unlocked to visually emphasize how hardcore they are, he added.

Finally my all US Presidents and Porn Stars special forces team will be a reality.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Vib Rib posted:

Also I didn't see it mentioned but the "evac to skyranger" buttons show up because apparently you can finish a mission in other ways than killing all hostiles. If you stealth in and complete your side objectives of stealing/hacking something or grabbing a VIP, you can extract via Skyranger and the mission will be a win, even if there are still living aliens on the site.

No more games of "where's the sectoid" :yayclod:

Oh god is this what getting hyped feels like? What does the disappointment hangover feel like? :ohdear:

Beagle
Dec 8, 2012

It's fine...
Holy poo poo so many posts.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Ummm okay this is a legit question.

Worst case you sucked at defending earth the first time and now it's time to make up for it. Best case from what Jake has confirmed is that it's an alt universe where instead of sending Sectoids in the first month of the war they just dropped Sectopods everywhere and XCOM was like "well poo poo".

BUT THEY NEVER GAVE UP which is badass. So I'm hoping it's that. I agree with everyone else that its less hype if the universe exists because "you were pretty bad". Luckily either way I can just imagine whatever headcanon I want as with all XCOM games where the storyline is a guideline
:c00lbert:

Iron Twinkie posted:

XCOM2 takes place in the timeline where the Commander died of heart disease. XCOM:EU/EW takes place in the time line where Future Trunks went back in time with a MELD canister to cure the Commander's heart condition. XCOM3 will takes place the timeline where after Future Trunks returns to the present in XCOM2, his time machine is carjacked by a Snakeman who then also travels back in time.

Okay scratch that, THIS is my new canon.


This is wonderful. Truly wonderful.

Zzulu posted:

Xcom: fuckpocalypse

in this mod you can build your own fuckbase full of sex dungeons where you can bring the captured aliens for extensive interrogation sessions


Top marks for amazing mod name, minus marks for the fact that it will become a horrible reality come November

Speedball posted:

Rules of Nature, you say?





Again, hahaha, awesome.

Hopeford posted:

While on the topic of fanart, here's my interpretation of what Van Doorn has been doing those last 20 years

This is loving great. Did you do all this yourself? I assumed you just stuck Van Doorn's head onto an existing scene because it looks sweet as hell.


Now after posting my thoughts on like 50 pages of Good Posts: XCOM 2 looks pretty freaking awesome.

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Fister Roboto posted:

The more I think about it the more I dislike the idea of "this is an alternate universe where XCOM lost". Unless it's something that's actually part of the plot (like Back to the Future), it just feels completely arbitrary. And it's not like there are multiple endings to XCOM1. There's one ending, and a game over. Like someone said upthread, it would be like if Halflife 2 was based on an alternate reality where Gordon gets killed by the first headcrab he meets.

I guess I see it a little more like Civilization, where each game is a kind of independent reboot. I don't think XCOM is really supposed to have some grand continuing story which follows along in sequels like it's Mass Effect or something. On the other hand, it would be a little weird to tell the exact same story in an immediate sequel, so they're mixing it up a bit.

I dunno, we'll have to see how it plays out, I guess.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Vib Rib posted:

Also I didn't see it mentioned but the "evac to skyranger" buttons show up because apparently you can finish a mission in other ways than killing all hostiles. If you stealth in and complete your side objectives of stealing/hacking something or grabbing a VIP, you can extract via Skyranger and the mission will be a win, even if there are still living aliens on the site.

Living... aliens? Aliens... not dead? What?

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Fister Roboto posted:

The more I think about it the more I dislike the idea of "this is an alternate universe where XCOM lost". Unless it's something that's actually part of the plot (like Back to the Future), it just feels completely arbitrary. And it's not like there are multiple endings to XCOM1. There's one ending, and a game over. Like someone said upthread, it would be like if Halflife 2 was based on an alternate reality where Gordon gets killed by the first headcrab he meets.

Am I the only one who actually thinks it sounds really cool? :( I like the idea of a guerrilla-tactics game, it's actually something I've been pining for a long-rear end time and have never been able to find one to scratch the itch. JA2 was close, but the way mercs worked in the game meant that you basically had to savescum, as you can't afford to lose more than five or six soldiers over the course of the campaign.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

I like the idea. I will admit that for every game I finished, I had five that I started over. Statistically, we failed. Who cares about the times you ended up with a mindcrushing psionic God in the end, this is the story of the times you bailed out.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Fister Roboto posted:

The more I think about it the more I dislike the idea of "this is an alternate universe where XCOM lost". Unless it's something that's actually part of the plot (like Back to the Future), it just feels completely arbitrary. And it's not like there are multiple endings to XCOM1. There's one ending, and a game over. Like someone said upthread, it would be like if Halflife 2 was based on an alternate reality where Gordon gets killed by the first headcrab he meets.

Who actually plays XCOM for the story?

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

Night10194 posted:

1.13 is Jagged Alliance's Long War and explains why I don't like Long War.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

someone please flip his frown into a happy mouth, change the first line to "I like snake tits," and have the angel give him a note that says "me too"

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
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AnonSpore posted:

Living... aliens? Aliens... not dead? What?

According to the IGN article/interview, actual aliens are swole as gently caress this time around. Sectoids are now big, beefy, and start with mind control from the moment you see them, they're not 3HP munchkins your team starts using as hackey sacks the moment they get a dash of accuracy under their belts. The mooks in this game are the Advent soldiers, humans in armor from head to toe. It sounds like the Vipers are going to be comparatively about as beefy as the old Mutons, only now with with a "GET OVER HERE!" pull and the Stalker's suffocation ability.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
SMAC and Beyond Earth imply that the Earth isn't completely ruled by the benevolent, environmentalist Songhai empire and I find this very off putting.

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

winterwerefox posted:

I like the idea. I will admit that for every game I finished, I had five that I started over. Statistically, we failed. Who cares about the times you ended up with a mindcrushing psionic God in the end, this is the story of the times you bailed out.

Pretty much this. Three-quarters of the playerbase didn't even beat the game once, even on the easiest difficulty.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Fister Roboto posted:

The more I think about it the more I dislike the idea of "this is an alternate universe where XCOM lost". Unless it's something that's actually part of the plot (like Back to the Future), it just feels completely arbitrary. And it's not like there are multiple endings to XCOM1. There's one ending, and a game over. Like someone said upthread, it would be like if Halflife 2 was based on an alternate reality where Gordon gets killed by the first headcrab he meets.

Every page it gets brought up that the Volunteer is a thing. Can you just wait until we hear more and join in with the snaketits chat and excitement of how the game will play instead of freaking out over the nothing we know yet.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
Wasn't there supposed to be a stream today?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

porn when

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Lack of Gravitas posted:

Pretty much this. Three-quarters of the playerbase didn't even beat the game once, even on the easiest difficulty.



Although, for what it's worthy, my wife has put in at least 150+ hours, probably more, on the XBOX version and never even come close to winning. She just restarts all the time to try to get a 'perfect run' or something. Makes no sense to me. But when confronted, she did admit that if she ever won she'd feel like she 'beat' it and wouldn't want to play anymore, so she purposefully avoids winning. :psyduck:

This is why I mostly try to find her sandbox stuff like Don't Starve.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Liquid Penguins posted:

someone please flip his frown into a happy mouth, change the first line to "I like snake tits," and have the angel give him a note that says "me too"

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!


Me forever

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
Yeah the van doorn video is going in the op like crazy once I get home but I've been phone posting for the last few hours

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Adun posted:

Who actually plays XCOM for the story?

It's more that I just dislike the idea of alternate timelines or whatever, it seems like it's just a cheap way to tell a story in a certain way without pissing off the nerds who care way too much about "canon". Like, oh, your favorite superhero died? Well don't worry, it's just an alternate timeline.

Spudd posted:

Every page it gets brought up that the Volunteer is a thing. Can you just wait until we hear more and join in with the snaketits chat and excitement of how the game will play instead of freaking out over the nothing we know yet.

Who's freaking out? I'm still super excited for this game, even if I think the premise is (maybe) dumb.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

*a small neckbearded imp slides out from under your desk, holding a printout of a digital image, as he whispers in your ear* "porn now"

Ernie Muppari
Aug 4, 2012

Keep this up G'Bert, and soon you won't have a pigeon to protect!
has anyone mentioned that they're sexually attracted to a computer lizard while trying to imply that they're not a nerd yet?

'cause im not sure that there's nearly enough of that on the internet

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect

Fister Roboto posted:

It's more that I just dislike the idea of alternate timelines or whatever, it seems like it's just a cheap way to tell a story in a certain way without pissing off the nerds who care way too much about "canon". Like, oh, your favorite superhero died? Well don't worry, it's just an alternate timeline.


Who's freaking out? I'm still super excited for this game, even if I think the premise is (maybe) dumb.

If they call it a reboot would that calm your beard down

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(



Edit: drat it beaten hard.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Reboots are even dumber! Especially since that would make this a reboot of a reboot!

Ernie Muppari
Aug 4, 2012

Keep this up G'Bert, and soon you won't have a pigeon to protect!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEJWmxWkKw

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Vengarr posted:

It's alternate universe according to the IGN story. X-COM never managed to get advanced alien tech, the aliens steamrolled humanity and the organization went underground (figuratively, they were already underground literally...) in response.

But I'm convinced there's going to be some crossover with Enemy Unknown. Why would Solomon throw out that "Oh yeah the Volunteer is still alive and this might be important haha" tweet? Why would they bother to point out that it's a direct sequel? The Volunteer is definitely going to show up, and maybe original-universe XCOM too. Maybe the endgame is finding some way to contact them and have them bail our dumb asses out.

Wonder what alternate-universe EXALT looks like. Maybe they're just Advent.

Volunteer surrendered in the final mission, loving over XCom and driving them underground?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

This really is the thread that keeps on giving

Zomborgon
Feb 19, 2014

I don't even want to see what happens if you gain CHIM outside of a pre-coded system.

It has begun

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winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Porn When

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