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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


We've all had that dream where you were at an important moment in just your boxers, but Rand Paul had the courage to just face the nightmare.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

PupsOfWar posted:

Require candidates to cosplay.

Require candidates to pass Voight-Kampff test.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PupsOfWar posted:

Require candidates to cosplay.

cbservo
Dec 26, 2009

by exmarx

I knew it was coming, and I still laughed.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Who was the last candidate to wear a bowtie with a suit and not a tuxedo? I don't feel equipped to answer that question but somebody else might. It's an ambitious sartorial choice, these days, so probably nobody recent.

Maybe Vermin Supreme, though?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
The Ted Cruz video is here.

It's...considerably worse than I expected. The "joke" lasts almost 40 seconds. He comes off as a completely unbearable prick.

Spooky Forum Ghost
Mar 9, 2015
Rick Perry's in! Announcing tomorrow in Dallas.

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Tom Hanks in Big?

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Chantilly Say posted:

Who was the last candidate to wear a bowtie with a suit and not a tuxedo? I don't feel equipped to answer that question but somebody else might. It's an ambitious sartorial choice, these days, so probably nobody recent.


Maybe Senator and 1988 Presidential candidate Paul Simon?

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice

More White Noise posted:

Rick Perry's in! Announcing tomorrow in Dallas.

So, to recap, if I'm not mistaken, we're up to:

Carson, Cruz, Florin, Graham, Huckabee, Pataki, Rand, Rubio, Santorum, and Perry, for a total of ten official candidates so far, with an additional four likely: Jindal, Trump, Jeb, and Scott Walker, correct?

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Christie's still a maybe, right?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Haha, Lincoln Chafee couldn't fill a classroom for his announcement that he's running for president.



Had to break out the curtains.

I don't know if Business Insider is a right-wing source or not, but "half-empty" was also how the AP described the room, so I'm guessing they didn't limit the seating for some reason.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Business Insider started out pretty left-wing but I haven't seen much from them recently.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Rand Paul in that jacket and shorts looks like a little kid who got dragged to the grown up restaurant

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

But we just established a few pages back that male candidates talking about how women feel about rape is nbd.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2015/06/04/rick-perry-president-2016-campaign/23842295/

Article about Rick Perry's campaign launch, also mentions Jeb Bush announcing on June 15.

It also has a slide show of The Best Of Rick Perry. My favorite:

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe

TheDisreputableDog posted:

But we just established a few pages back that male candidates talking about how women feel about rape is nbd.

Can you stop this? I really enjoy lurking this thread but I'm getting tired of reading you making false equivalences and then claiming hypocrisy in exactly the same way every page or so.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

William Bear posted:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2015/06/04/rick-perry-president-2016-campaign/23842295/

Article about Rick Perry's campaign launch, also mentions Jeb Bush announcing on June 15.

It also has a slide show of The Best Of Rick Perry. My favorite:



Finally, a presidential candidate handbreezy.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Pappyland posted:

So, to recap, if I'm not mistaken, we're up to:

Carson, Cruz, Florin, Graham, Huckabee, Pataki, Rand, Rubio, Santorum, and Perry, for a total of ten official candidates so far, with an additional four likely: Jindal, Trump, Jeb, and Scott Walker, correct?

I'm certain Trump will never officially announce, and if he does there is absolutely no chance he sticks around till Iowa. Trump may be alot of things, but he's not dumb. He knows that if he legitimately ran and ended up in something like 6th place or worse, whatever ego and (littlle) credibility he has would be completely shot and open himself up to a ton of criticism as a joke candidate. Right now he can sit in his gold tower and basically say "I would be the president ever and if I ran I'd win YOOOGE...but I just don't want to."

On a more serious note, I would like a reporter to ask Rand Paul if he thinks Edward Snowden is an american hero (who is the only reason Paul was able to give his theatrical fillibuster), and if he were president, would he let him return to the US with a pardon.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Iowa Snow King posted:

Rand Paul in that jacket and shorts looks like a little kid who got dragged to the grown up restaurant

It looks like some kind of ridiculous prep school uniform. I hope I'm not coming off as a fashion snob by suggesting the junior senator from Kentucky could take 30 minutes out of his busy schedule to visit a Men's Wearhouse.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The Nastier Nate posted:

On a more serious note, I would like a reporter to ask Rand Paul if he thinks Edward Snowden is an american hero (who is the only reason Paul was able to give his theatrical fillibuster), and if he were president, would he let him return to the US with a pardon.

"Snowden and Clapper should be in the same cell, talking about liberty and security," said Rand Paul.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Joementum posted:

"Snowden and Clapper should be in the same cell, talking about liberty and security," said Rand Paul.

It's internally consistent if you are pro-business.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rick Perry wants you to forget about 2012. He certainly has. His official campaign website is now up with a new video.

Jeb Bush is going to declare his candidacy in Miami on June 15. Trump is declaring in New York on June 16.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm certain Trump will never officially announce, and if he does there is absolutely no chance he sticks around till Iowa. Trump may be alot of things, but he's not dumb. He knows that if he legitimately ran and ended up in something like 6th place or worse, whatever ego and (littlle) credibility he has would be completely shot and open himself up to a ton of criticism as a joke candidate. Right now he can sit in his gold tower and basically say "I would be the president ever and if I ran I'd win YOOOGE...but I just don't want to."

On a more serious note, I would like a reporter to ask Rand Paul if he thinks Edward Snowden is an american hero (who is the only reason Paul was able to give his theatrical fillibuster), and if he were president, would he let him return to the US with a pardon.

Objection, your honor. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Joementum posted:

Trump is declaring in New York on June 16.

ronpaul_itshappening.gif

These primaries are just going to be MAGICAL.

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

Lancelot posted:

Can you stop this? I really enjoy lurking this thread but I'm getting tired of reading you making false equivalences and then claiming hypocrisy in exactly the same way every page or so.

The equivalence is only false in that Walker was at least discussing a negative consequence of rape, vs the idea that it can be a secret female fantasy scenario.

If claims of hypocrisy are really that annoying, stop holding the candidates to different standards.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

richardfun posted:

Objection, your honor. Assumes facts not in evidence.

He's not THAT dumb. When your entire persona is built around being successful and you like to tease a presidential run every 4 years - you can't afford to end an election with 3% of the vote. He has no interest in a VP slot or cabinet position either, as Trump has said himself "there's only one office that matters". If Donald Trump runs a real campaign for president, and his name is on my states primary ballot, I will plant a Trump 2016 for President lawn sign in front of my house, for everyone in my D+13 district to see.

I always thought if Trump wanted to get into politics, he could have ran for mayor of New York in the 80s/90s before he was widely considered a joke candidate, and when the city was more than willing to elect republican and billionaires.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

:lol: To top it off a solid third to maybe half of the audience is media.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The Chafee announcement audience also included students from a summer course titled Journalism Across Media who were required to attend by their professor.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

This is an actual interview transcript from the Des Moines Register.

quote:

You’re getting better numbers in some polls than several candida—

I’m the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody’s ever been more successful than me. I’m the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn’t successful like me. Romney — I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney.

...

Specifically, what would you do to address the Islamic State (ISIS) in Iraq and Syria?

I have an absolute way of defeating ISIS, and it would be decisive and quick and it would be very beautiful. Very surgical.

Military on the ground? Drone strikes?

If I tell you right now, everyone else is going to say: “Wow, what a great idea.” You’re going to have 10 candidates going to use it and they’re going to forget where it came from. Which is me.

Do you have advisers on issues like this?

With very successful people, we sort of have our own ideas. A lot of people hire consultants. Well, if the consultant's so smart, why aren’t they rich?

June 16th can't come fast enough.

The Des Moines Register has investigated one of The Donald's claims and it turns out: he's right! Mitt Romney's net worth is approximately $230 million, while Trump's Gucci store at 5th and 55th has a value of at least $300 million and could sell for up to $1 billion.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I mean, the man bankrupted a casino.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

I mean, the man bankrupted a casino.

Casinos go bankrupt all the loving time. Of all his failures that one doesn't seem so severe.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Luigi Thirty posted:

I mean, the man bankrupted a casino.
Also managed to go broke buying and selling Manhattan real estate. Do you know how hard that is?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

mlmp08 posted:

Casinos go bankrupt all the loving time. Of all his failures that one doesn't seem so severe.

Small casinos do. Like Jimmy's Video Poker and Slot Machine Casino goes bankrupt, Trump's casino was a major player before he wrecked it.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Luigi Thirty posted:

I mean, the man bankrupted a casino.

While it does seem ridiculous that somehow a casino, whose entire business involves people putting money on a table and walking away with nothing, would go bankrupt - there are a few mitigating factors.

1. Trump barely owns any of the Atlantic City casino's that bear his name anymore. I think he has like less than a 5% stake last I heard.
2. The rise of gaming in New Jersey's neighboring states has killed Atlantic City.

There are far nicer beaches in other parts of New Jersey for anyone looking to do down the shore for the weekend, and Philadelphia has multiple casinos now in the city and suburbs to satisfy the gambling itch. Philadelphia PARX, a casino literally a few minutes outside the city is huge, has free parking and the inside is just as nice as anything you would see at Trump Taj Mahal.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
:(
'So SAD!': Chafee's Wife Says No One Cares Former R.I. Guv Is Running In 2016

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
I feel bad for Lincoln. He's a genuinely nice guy who's not a complete hack but...

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De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
Welp, guess I'll accept Hillary/donate to local candidates instead.

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