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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007







Having trouble with Comics Kingdom tonight, so this after school special is all you get.

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Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Because everyone knows teenagers are extremely responsible, rational actors, especially about sex and the eminent possibility of it. :rolleyes:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Alabaster White posted:

Because everyone knows teenagers are extremely responsible, rational actors, especially about sex and the eminent possibility of it. :rolleyes:

Certainly you're not implying Luann is some kind of ... sexhaver like Tiffany.


EasyEW posted:

Peanuts: Year Two (August 24, 1952)



And yet in later strips, Lucy is utterly useless on Charlie Brown's baseball team (except at coming up with excuses why she didn't catch the ball). Guess she just got older and lost her skills.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I wish I paid for daily Luann, so that I could go unsub in disgust.



this stupid comic is making me angry IRL. Goddamnit luann

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Selachian posted:

Certainly you're not implying Luann is some kind of ... sexhaver like Tiffany.
I don't think Luann actually knows what sex is.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I dont even know what sex is.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Tiffanys....Man, she's "been there", ya dig? She is completly "roadside" mah droogs.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

That explains the paper bag. Amos is loving bats.

Pibgorn

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All



Pearls Before Swine



Pros & Cons


His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Wait, she's a crocodile, she lays eggs!


Scroto Baggins posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DO THESE WORDS MEAN, WHAT IS FRACTION

I don't know where fractions would be involved in this problem, 90mph combined speed, ok so divide by 60 to get the speed per minute, then that vvalues times the time it took, 1.5*10 = 15. No fractions need apply.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus





Mary Worth



It looks like Mary's about to invoke Ape Law here:



"I try the phone but I'm too shy, can't speak."

Rex Morgan MD





Mrs. P's looking a lot more haggard than I remember her. The powers of the Dark Side age you.

Secret Agent X-9





The bad guys filled a balloon with cyanide gas and taped it to a door and that's supposed to reliably kill a guy?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



His Divine Shadow posted:

I don't know where fractions would be involved in this problem, 90mph combined speed, ok so divide by 60 to get the speed per minute, then that vvalues times the time it took, 1.5*10 = 15. No fractions need apply.
.5 is a fraction.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

.5 is a fraction.

Decimal.

oldman
Dec 15, 2003
grumpy

Indolent Bastard posted:

...

Intelligent Life


...

Is this a thing? Your parents are visiting you, and stay at your apartment, so you go and sleep in another place?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Ghostlight posted:

Yeah, and there's clearly a pulley in the window. Why would you close down a pulley store without first selling all your pulleys to the captive market that is Ballard Street dogs?
It's clearly just outside operating hours. Maybe the store's not open on wednesdays.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Yeah this, decimals rule.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

we've already seen

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


"Maybe a few bullets would make Kipawa feel like slowing down!"

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I'm not sure if you're adding that in there or trying to correct me?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Or, if you just want to make it unnecessarily complicated, 1and 5/10. Fraction.

:v:

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



This probably isn't going to go very well.. for the mice.

9 Chickweed Lane 6/4/2004



Good thing the rabbit-thing didn't last long.

Zits



Dude, Yahtzee owns!

Kevin & Kell



Yep, standard practice indicates that when you're weeding, you deposit said weeds into a box clearly labeled "WEEDS" to prevent confusion.

Oooops.



I did a double-take when that page loaded.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Gorilla Salad posted:

I've never understood why this particular type of question is considered so difficult. I mean, it's always this question on TV shows where maths is just so gosh darned hard, pops.

They drive towards each other at a combined speed of 90mph for 10 minutes. Past that, it's fractions and baby maths.

His Divine Shadow posted:

Wait, she's a crocodile, she lays eggs!


I don't know where fractions would be involved in this problem, 90mph combined speed, ok so divide by 60 to get the speed per minute, then that vvalues times the time it took, 1.5*10 = 15. No fractions need apply.

It never occurred to me to solve it like that.
(10 min)(1 hour/60 min)(60 mi/hour) = 10 miles
(10 min)(1 hour/60 min)(30 mi/hour) = 5 miles
So they were 10 + 5 miles apart at the start.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Stop talking about math, you nerds. :argh:


The Dinette Set doesn't test well, either.


Working Daze is what the poo poo?


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix does a double-twist!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

oldman posted:

Is this a thing? Your parents are visiting you, and stay at your apartment, so you go and sleep in another place?

If you hate your parents, sure.

I can hardly wait for the strips where Skip sneers and rolls his eyes over all the Peyton Manning memorabilia Barry has in his place, completely forgetting that it was Barry who offered him a place to stay when none of his friends (well, friend) would.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Selachian posted:

And yet in later strips, Lucy is utterly useless on Charlie Brown's baseball team (except at coming up with excuses why she didn't catch the ball). Guess she just got older and lost her skills.

You don't suppose her bloated ego came from being too good too soon and she just stopped trying? The only guy who could answer that question isn't around anymore, unfortunately.

Skippy (April 5, 1928)



Peanuts (June 13, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



THIS FEATURE HAS GONE [0] DAYS WITHOUT A MENTION OF CANCERWIFE.

Popeye, in which Mr. Bank is soooo close to waking up.



Rip Haywire



So Luke is just a blonde thuggier version of Rip.

Out Our Way (April 13-14, 1927)



flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hello, Is there Anybody in There Comix? Just nod if you can hear me.

Pooch Café


Rabbits don't care for the carrot root, they prefer the greens. The magician they stole that hat from has a bit of an orange tooth, though.

Ballard Street


There's nobody in that car. There's nobody else on the property. She just got out of the driver's seat and started narrating into thin air.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze is what the poo poo?


Guess what which intern. Try harder.
e: is she holding a tiny bottle of wine or a genie's lamp?

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

It's probably supposed to be Perrier.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Mr. Squishy posted:

Guess what which intern. Try harder.
e: is she holding a tiny bottle of wine or a genie's lamp?

I'm thinking it's Perrier.

Edit: Welcome to the 80's too, I guess.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


oldman posted:

Is this a thing? Your parents are visiting you, and stay at your apartment, so you go and sleep in another place?
There is nothing in IL that is really a "thing" anywhere except in the fantasy world the creator lives in.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jun 4, 2015

Nevets
Sep 11, 2002

Be they sad or be they well,
I'll make their lives a hell

RandomFerret posted:

Pooch Café


Rabbits don't care for the carrot root, they prefer the greens. The magician they stole that hat from has a bit of an orange tooth, though.


Yeah, but he drew carrots without the greens all you would see is Poncho getting showered with oompa loompa dicks.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Johnny Aztec posted:

this stupid comic is making me angry IRL. Goddamnit luann

It's going to be OK John. Breathe. Out with the jive, in with the love.

Smets
Nov 4, 2009

Mr. Squishy posted:

Guess what which intern. Try harder.
e: is she holding a tiny bottle of wine or a genie's lamp?

Also "TROWBACK."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BlankIsBeautiful posted:



Dude, Yahtzee owns!


It's not really a board game though







*goon replies with photo of some rare failed Yahtzee Brand board game they found on google*

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes




Ripley's

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Trent posted:

It's not really a board game though


*goon replies with photo of some rare failed Yahtzee Brand board game they found on google*

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


If they start working out safewords and hard limits and contracts, this will be redeemed. Also Quill seems way too interested in water sports... unless Luann is also into it. They should discuss that, too.


The Amazing Spider-Man


Newspaper Spidey working the pole in the psychiatrist's office like it's no big deal.




Sally Forth




No! Please! Not more Math Chat!


The Heart of Juliet Jones


Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Abusive Family Sitcom

Cool English major. Now when are you going to get a job :argh:


It must be really fantastic to live in House Kudlick as the clear unwanted child who is poo poo on behind his back.

Secret of NIMH

"Taxi" has fallen out of vocabulary in Holbrook land.


Uh, don't you work in the genetics lab? Wouldn't you know that specimens regularly go missing?




That's an extremely specific guess.


No mice do that too. Exercise wheels and all.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

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