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It was recently revealed that TSA procedures were 95% ineffective in tests. INeffective. 67 out of 70 test bombs got through. So, yeah, it's all pointless loving bullshit.
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Hey, guys, did you hear that the TSA is 95% ineffective?
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Wanamingo posted:Hey, guys, did you hear that the TSA is 95% ineffective? Just like your mother, hrahrahrahra
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Women are more evolved than men. AGC. 
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Dinosaurs eat men. Women inherits the earth. A Jurassic Park cartoon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGHkGmOmD4
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So the missing link is the one where man started growing a beak. In stranger news, Pope's Tony Abbott caricature is alive and roaming Florida.  
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He figured out the years this time. 
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Rorus Raz posted:Look's like we know which side Kelly is on mods please change my title to CEASE & DE-CIS Is it just me or has Bennett not delivered any zingers in some time now? They've all been pretty boring recently.
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Stroop There It Is posted:
Why do we even like Bennet again?
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Bennett alternates between phases of "Brilliant cartooning" and "deliberately trolling local readers"
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Should have incorporated massive amounts of money spent and time wasted in some way.
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Somfin posted:Should have incorporated massive amounts of money spent and time wasted in some way. It wasn't much of a waste of time though. Much like the Terror Alert Levels it was meant to put fear of threats being everywhere at all times into the general populous.
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Hahahaha, Disney makes movies that often contain animated animals who experience an adventure in a way so as to reinforce a message of acceptance and good will towards others. Get it?  Because I sure as gently caress don't.
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I think Disney is very LGBT friendly, at least relative to other megacorps, so I feel like conservatives are often conflicted between Disney's traditional family-friendly reputation and their pandering to "the gays" as if they're opposing positions.
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Pretty sure Tuna is considered warm-blooded
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pillsburysoldier posted:Pretty sure Tuna is considered warm-blooded They are which begs the question is Tinsley a victim of bad science writing or the perpetrator. There are different types of 'war-blooded' and Opahs are unique in being the only known fish to be totally endothermic. It's also not a newly discovered fish, just a newly discovered thing about this fish. As for the 'joke' I think years of stewing in his own impotent rage has given Tinsley a bitter jab speech impediment which prompts him to tack smug, crotchety 'zingers' on the end of whatever he's saying even in non-political comics like this.  Let me tell you this cool thing about a fishDisneymakessentimentalcrap
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Rorus Raz posted:Look's like we know which side Kelly is on This is extremely good. I had to google search the picture to find the original.
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vyelkin posted:Women are more evolved than men. AGC. I too agree that women are better suited to the superficial, apathetic, exploitative and conspicuously consumptive environment that modern society has engineered, compared to men  (In light of the other posters, the above statement does not actually coincide with my personal views) But seriously, dude, evolution doesn't work the way Hollywood claims it does. Zsasz has really let himself go  WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Well, First Dog has posted a new cartoon:
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Mo_Steel posted:Hahahaha, Disney makes movies that often contain animated animals who experience an adventure in a way so as to reinforce a message of acceptance and good will towards others. Get it? I thought it was a jab at the "Princess of North Sudan" clusterfuck, basically saying "Disney will turn anything into a movie, no matter how asinine"?
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prefect posted:He put a wreath on the grave of an SS officer, if I remember correctly. the event that drove the final wedge between Joey and Johnny Ramone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDD7LpsW6p8
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:This is extremely good. I had to google search the picture to find the original. 
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Mo_Steel posted:Hahahaha, Disney makes movies that often contain animated animals who experience an adventure in a way so as to reinforce a message of acceptance and good will towards others. Get it? There's also the fact they HAVEN'T made one this decade. Last movie to feature talking animals was in 2009, last movie to feature one as the main character was 2008. Captain Bravo posted:I thought it was a jab at the "Princess of North Sudan" clusterfuck, basically saying "Disney will turn anything into a movie, no matter how asinine"? That would require Tinsley thinking a white American declaring ownership of foreign land despite objections of the natives was a bad thing.
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Rorus Raz posted:The bad news is that the Onion has totally revamped the Kelly archive, and now they go back like a year where before they went back as far as 2008  You can still find stuff through the search.
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The future of mankind is womankind. An Aragon cartoon.
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I love Pope. When he switches to more wordy mult-panel strips it's to do a complex issue justice, and he still remembers to make the images interesting and relevant. And his politics are unerring, as far as I can see.
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If you don't react with unguarded outrage to opinions in this thread you're just a swag idiot. Class is for men!    Log Cabin Republican was a group for gay Republicans during W Bush's era. Giving Hastert a blowjob face and having the joke be, "What a human being, right?" doesn't seem very productive. The joke is supposed to be, "They want to burn The Gays at the stake like witches, despite being closeted" not... whatever that is. I'm glad I threw some dollars at Amnesty International and the ACLU last month. Being the only people on the planet to give a poo poo about people that are kidnapped, tortured, and wrongfully imprisoned is quite noble. Post 9-11 User fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Pope cartooning in his Kangaroo onesy is beyond adorable. 
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T-iran-asauras?
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So I guess the Tinsley Studios version would be about some kind of fishy freak who "identifies" as warm blooded and gets beaten to death by all the normal, decent, God-fearing fish, who live happily ever after, or if not, they goddamn better keep quiet about it. The end, go home you little shits. (Pours another.)
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:So I guess the Tinsley Studios version would be about some kind of fishy freak who "identifies" as warm blooded and gets beaten to death by all the normal, decent, God-fearing fish, who live happily ever after, or if not, they goddamn better keep quiet about it. The end, go home you little shits. (Pours another.) No no, he gets hated and leered at and denied service until he chooses to be cold-blooded, because it is a choice, you see.
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hooman posted:Pope cartooning in his Kangaroo onesy is beyond adorable. I think he's actually dressed as a bilby.
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hooman posted:Pope cartooning in his Kangaroo onesy is beyond adorable. It's goddamn freezing in Canberra at the moment.
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Chip Bok posted:John Kerry broke his leg while riding his bike on a Tour de France course. Guess that will keep him out of the Stanley Cup finals. He and his caregivers were transported home for surgery in a huge Air Force C-17. MAH TAX DOLLARS
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