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NC-17 posted:Uh no, Tomlinson was trying to start a fight with Hobbs because he was doing Shawn Merriman's dance. so the patriots were acting like dicks and got dickish behavior in return. got it.
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TubeStank posted:so the patriots were acting like dicks and got dickish behavior in return. got it. They were totally asking for it at the Super bowl too. 
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lol, then double lol at the new av.
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Jun 3, 2015 02:38
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WugLyfe posted:lol, then double lol at the new av. Hahaha someone finally bought it. I made it when Intruder suggested it but nobody reacted at the time
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There are good dude/ettes here (yourself included), that's for drat sure.
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Jun 3, 2015 03:19
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hahaha Wug that's awesome
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@ckparrot: This is incredible. Kudos to Dave Rappoccio and TheDrawPlay. http://t.co/Kdq2HuYIf5 That's a dude I follow who does some stuff on Sun Sentinel and BR. Always cool to see Febreeze getting recognized 
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Jun 3, 2015 17:44
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Crosspost from MLB N/V, Richard Sherman throwing out the first pitch.
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It's beautiful.
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Worthleast posted:Crosspost from MLB N/V, Richard Sherman throwing out the first pitch. I love it.
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Bad jokes http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/peterson-comes-back/ Worthleast posted:Crosspost from MLB N/V, Richard Sherman throwing out the first pitch. It needs his face from the post-interception gif
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We really need to update the purple Jesus stations with a beating his sons scrotum off getting suspended then holding out station.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:We really need to update the purple Jesus stations with a beating his sons scrotum off getting suspended then holding out station. Yeah, the second coming sure lost some of the luster when The Lord turned out to be kind of a douchebag, somehow it got left out of the Gospels.
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Thaddius the Large posted:Yeah, the second coming sure lost some of the luster when The Lord turned out to be kind of a douchebag, somehow it got left out of the Gospels. See related entries: The Jews asked for Jesus to be crucified.
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Jun 4, 2015 19:57
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Thaddius the Large posted:Yeah, the second coming sure lost some of the luster when The Lord turned out to be kind of a douchebag, somehow it got left out of the Gospels. Does no one read the Bible? Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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Jun 4, 2015 19:59
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Chichevache posted:Does no one read the Bible? Proverbs is full of that stuff. King Soloman was a big fan of whipping nuts. Prov 19:18: "Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying." Prov 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him." Prov 23:13: "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die." Prov 23:14: "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell (Shoel)." Prov 29:15: "The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame."
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Proverbs is neither in the gospel nor the entire new testament, smdh
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Chilichimp posted:Proverbs is neither in the gospel nor the entire new testament, smdh But to be fair, somehow that there might be some Old Testament rear end-whuppin' quotes didn't even occur to me, which shows just how much thought I put into my dumb jokes.
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There are tons of passages about circumcisions and the forcible taking of foreskin, fwiw.Chilichimp posted:Proverbs is neither in the gospel nor the entire new testament, smdh Deuteronomy 10:16 Circumcise the foreskin of your heart, and be no longer stubborn. GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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The reason testicles drop is to give your dad somethin to aim at with a switch. So sayeth the Lord.
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lol if you don't know your bible - Ehud (1993 bible drill champion )
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And lo doth the man take his son's jewels into his grasp, and forth with strike at them with a twig no wider than a thumb. Upon the boys mother discovering the fruit of his labors, she asked the man, "The hell have these scars come hence, Purple Jesus?"
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Deuteronomy 21:18-21 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. tbqh
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Old testament is pretty much cheating. Especially the first five books are just an endless parade of slavery, child abuse and dick torture.
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Peterson 3:16 Got him in the nuts once I noticed
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Now, head on over to Luke and there's some magic in there:Luke 14:26 posted:"If you want to be my disciple, you must hate everyone else by comparison--your father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters--yes, even your own life. Otherwise, you cannot be my disciple. Tumblr and GBS are the true carriers of God's message.
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Kalli posted:Now, head on over to Luke and there's some magic in there: Hate everyone else by comparison, meaning love him SOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUCH Honestly, though, this is just a horribly translated passage.
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Jun 4, 2015 20:53
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Wheres the sexy rexy? http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/peterson-comes-back/
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Chilichimp posted:Hate everyone else by comparison, meaning love him SOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUCH But its more fun to think that Jesus just randomly said that one day and confused the gently caress out of his Disciples.
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CharlestheHammer posted:But its more fun to think that Jesus just randomly said that one day and confused the gently caress out of his Disciples. He regularly did that and got pissed at them often for not realizing he taught in parables. Anyways, I thought this puff piece was more suited for here than N/V: Von Miller, farty man
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Puff piece is an unfortunate way of saying that.
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...or very, very intentional 
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Farts http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-bronco-fart-tax/
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No Farthouse reference 8/10.
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Broncos Brass Brings in Bounty on Butts
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I'm gonna draw Spoeank's Monkey paw joke next week with him as the salesman. I'll stick you sticking a gun in your mouth in the background somewhere
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