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I had a conversation with a retired CSM a few days ago that I expected to go like they normally do. Instead I listened to a 15 minute rant about how much of a horrible backstabbing piece of crap Chandler was; it was beautiful poetry. I'm pretty sure his greatest accomplishment was being equally despised by all ranks/backgrounds.
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Paradise Lost posted:I had a conversation with a retired CSM a few days ago that I expected to go like they normally do. Instead I listened to a 15 minute rant about how much of a horrible backstabbing piece of crap Chandler was; it was beautiful poetry. I'm pretty sure his greatest accomplishment was being equally despised by all ranks/backgrounds.  You can't say that without giving some details.
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Jun 2, 2015 18:21
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thetechnoloser posted:Straight from the Horse's Mouth- SMA Dailey: Somebody buy that guy an account. <3
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Jun 2, 2015 18:29
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The Rat posted:
Hell yeah, I wanna hear this poo poo too.
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Jun 2, 2015 18:57
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Med board for making me infertile and constant ball pain that is worsened with PT has been declined and deemed rehabilitative. Thankfully my contract only has a year remaining, one more long year.
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Jun 2, 2015 19:20
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Ptolemaeus posted:Med board for making me infertile and constant ball pain that is worsened with PT has been declined and deemed rehabilitative. Thankfully my contract only has a year remaining, one more long year. Haha, I had to live with E Co at Benning for a month then get recycled because of testicular torsion. Still gives me trouble, but for some reason I never thought to mention twisty balls to the VA.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:13
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at the date posted:Haha, I had to live with E Co at Benning for a month then get recycled because of testicular torsion. Still gives me trouble, but for some reason I never thought to mention twisty balls to the VA. I had an idiopathic varicocele they kept claiming was just a minor hernia. Turns out it wasn't, and my junk got permanently damaged from blood flow issues and now I am shooting blanks from the last two tests. It feels like a midget is hanging from my balls most of the time, truly joyous.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:24
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At least you can't have kids.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:28
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Just think, most men would have to pay money for that.
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Jun 2, 2015 20:36
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if you tell that story at applebees you'll probably get a second beer bought for you
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Jun 2, 2015 21:35
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Wasabi the J posted:http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/05/females-complain-after-admin-mos-opened-to-males/ “I’ve seen all kinds of things like, ‘Men are only going to take this MOS so they don’t have to deploy,’ or ‘They’re never going to get any work done cause they’ll spend all their time watching porn’ or even ‘We all know how he got the job,'” she said, making a crude gesture for throwing a football. They couldn't make a gesture for eating pussy? Is there a good gesture to pantomime eating pussy? Everyone knows and recognizes the pantomime for sucking dick
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Jun 2, 2015 23:47
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One of my friends just finished bct and told me he was issued gray pts ans acus, now he has to buy scorpion and new PTs. lol
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Jun 2, 2015 23:52
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Eulogistics posted:Is there a good gesture to pantomime eating pussy? Everyone knows and recognizes the pantomime for sucking dick is this real are you being serious?
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Jun 3, 2015 00:01
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Jun 3, 2015 00:02
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The Rat posted:
Most of it was just confirming what everyone else has already said/believed. However - "We had the same date of rank. We were [all] peers, then that perfumed prince got selected and you would have thought he had never met any of us. gently caress you, we were pinned on the same day." "He's an idiot, ended up in way in over his head and couldn't be bothered to ask any of us what our opinions or soldiers' opinions or needs were, you know, the stuff we're supposed to do, so he just spazzed at everything." I forget the exact quote, but something about how he hid from deployments and that was why he was available for the job. Also rear end kissing, etc. "You mean I have to tell a 12-yr SFC with 4 deployments that he might have to leave because he has tattoos? What was wrong with the reg when we were privates. If I can't see it in your dress uniform, who gives crap" My personal favorite: "Thank God Dan Dailey is undoing almost all of his ideas."
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Jun 3, 2015 00:09
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Paradise Lost posted:My personal favorite: "Thank God Dan Dailey is undoing almost all of his ideas." Emptyquotin' this. I've still got quite a few years left to go.
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Jun 3, 2015 00:57
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:is this real are you being serious? It's been so long since I've seen it I forgot about it. You must excuse me for not being up on my sexually innuendoes.
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Jun 3, 2015 04:03
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Camo update: New ACUs hit store shelves July 1 is there going to be a midnight release of OCP
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Jun 3, 2015 04:50
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only for loving human being E9s who want to degrade their NCOs for not buying them
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Jun 3, 2015 04:51
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LeoMarr posted:Camo update: New ACUs hit store shelves July 1 i preordered the collectors edition at gamestop
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Jun 3, 2015 04:52
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i'm going to find somewhere to burn the last of my uniforms in celebration
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Jun 3, 2015 04:53
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lots of noobs here who think the wear out date of 2019 means poo poo in active duty.
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Jun 3, 2015 04:54
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:lots of idiots here who haven't gotten the gently caress out. you're getting out though so it's cool.
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Jun 3, 2015 05:01
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the wearout date for my ACUs was 4 JAN 2014 my ets date 
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Jun 3, 2015 06:35
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We were mixed BDU/ACU until we deployed and had to wear them.
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Jun 3, 2015 07:25
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Way off topic but I'm buying all the stuff that I am going to pack for JRTC and here is my list: Sunflower seeds(I don't dip or smoke) A case of kill cliff(energy drink) Beef Jerky Baby Wipes What else should I bring for the wonderful summer weather? (I'm assuming that I may be able to get ice at some point in time.) To be clear I am in the brigade support element as far to the rear as the exercise gets Dream Weaver fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Jun 4, 2015 21:00
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White Chocolate posted:Way off topic but I'm buying all the stuff that I am going to pack for JRTC and here is my list: If your unit isn't led by loving assholes and lets you use it there's actually a decently stocked PX there with a Pizza Hut and barber. The PX even has beer iirc. Also there's an MWR with TV and internet just down the road, and next to that a big civilian-run DFAC where Geronimo eats. Normally they don't like it when rotation dudes eat there but we slipped in a few times, it's lightyears better than the dfacs you are supposed to eat at. I am pretty sure the poo poo they serve at those "dfacs" are the same rations they serve out of MKTs, despite also being ran by civilians. Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Jun 4, 2015 21:52
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Justin Tyme posted:If your unit isn't led by loving assholes and lets you use it there's actually a decently stocked PX there with a Pizza Hut and barber. The PX even has beer iirc. Also there's an MWR with TV and internet just down the road, and next to that a big civilian-run DFAC where Geronimo eats. Normally they don't like it when rotation dudes eat there but we slipped in a few times, it's lightyears better than the dfacs you are supposed to eat at. I am pretty sure the poo poo they serve at those "dfacs" are the same rations they serve out of MKTs, despite also being ran by civilians. Yeah there will be no PX runs we are locked down the whole time, no cell phones, nada.
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White Chocolate posted:Way off topic but I'm buying all the stuff that I am going to pack for JRTC and here is my list: My usual AT packing list was: -a log of dip and carton of smokes to sell/trade for poo poo -a football/cheap rear end air pump -deck of cards/cheap rear end poker chip set -goldbond powder -sunflower seeds -baby wipes -bigass bag of lifesavers -sunblock -something to read when im poopin
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Jun 4, 2015 23:25
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Buy cigarettes and dip. Lots of cigarettes and dip. Halfway through start selling as people run out and will pay stupid amounts of money.
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Jun 4, 2015 23:25
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White Chocolate posted:Yeah there will be no PX runs we are locked down the whole time, no cell phones, nada. Lmao the Army is so loving gay
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Jun 4, 2015 23:26
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White Chocolate posted:Way off topic but I'm buying all the stuff that I am going to pack for JRTC and here is my list: Jumbo pack of condoms
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Jun 4, 2015 23:34
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psydude posted:Lmao the Army is so loving gay
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Jun 4, 2015 23:37
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psydude posted:Lmao the Army is so loving gay
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psydude posted:Lmao the Army is so loving gay
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On my JRTC rotation, we went down from Fort Drum so we could set up a SCIF and pretend we were still at Fort Drum serving as reach back. Yes, the army sent all of us and all our poo poo across the country for a month so we could act like we never moved. Even so, we were in the box the entire time. Never got to set up in Tiger land or whatever the gently caress that place is called next to the shoppette and MWR. Still brought and used the gently caress out of my phone though. Night shift meant fewer people to gently caress with us. It was kind of funny when geronimo attacked the fob and someone stormed into our sleep bay to do security checks and a warrant told them to get the gently caress out, we weren't playing those games. I can't decide what I hate more: the army or myself for joining the army. Edit: god drat I curse a lot more now than I used to.
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Aranan posted:Edit: god drat I curse a lot more now than I used to. I'm fairly certain that I use the words "gently caress" and or "poo poo" in every other sentence when I'm not speaking to somebody who will take enormous amounts of offense to it (like a priest). The words don't even have a negative or adult connotation for me anymore, they're just euphemisms now.
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Main body flys the day after tomorrow and still no ticketing for the group order. "B-but you had last minute roster changes!" Yeah no poo poo rear end in a top hat. One guy can't even get through a bowl of cereal before throwing up he's so loving sick, and one female's father just died. We took them off the roster, imagine that. gently caress us for our poor planning, right? I bet that's what you're telling the General. "The battalion staff failed to plan". This is the 4th year in a row you used that excuse. Get off your fat asses and get the tickets issued.
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White Chocolate posted:Yeah there will be no PX runs we are locked down the whole time, no cell phones, nada. Haaaaaaaaaaa
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Pesticide20 posted:Buy cigarettes and dip. Lots of cigarettes and dip. Halfway through start selling as people run out and will pay stupid amounts of money. My buddy would always bring an extra carton of smokes and people would eventually pay $20+ per pack.
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