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Jun 1, 2015 21:43
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They're both wrong when you think about it.
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Jun 1, 2015 22:18
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So what the correct procedure when you encounter someone with earbuds in? Do you yell louder, tap them on the shoulder or walk in front of them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ZwvYqMRhQ
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Jun 4, 2015 18:45
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Clearly it's to go for the ipod/phone with one of these
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Jun 4, 2015 19:18
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1st watch: wow that loving pig just wasted some dude for no reason. 2nd watch: lol that loving dude just committed suicide by cop. Well done, idiot.
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Jun 4, 2015 19:52
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Scruff McGruff posted:Clearly it's to go for the ipod/phone with one of these Are American police cars not equipped with brakes?
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Jun 4, 2015 19:52
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GlassElephant posted:So what the correct procedure when you encounter someone with earbuds in? Do you yell louder, tap them on the shoulder or walk in front of them? watching on my phone but was that idiots reaction to turning around and seeing a cop sticking a handgun in his face to shout nah foo and fondling his balls with both hands? nothing of value was lost
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Jun 4, 2015 21:16
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:watching on my phone but was that idiots reaction to turning around and seeing a cop sticking a handgun in his face to shout nah foo and fondling his balls with both hands? nothing of value was lost And he was standing with the guys at the truck when the cops rolled up. Apparently he was drunk underage, so I imagine that's why he tried to be cute and walk off. Unfortunate chain of events for that guy.
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Jun 4, 2015 21:38
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GlassElephant posted:So what the correct procedure when you encounter someone with earbuds in? Do you yell louder, tap them on the shoulder or walk in front of them? Why is your music so loud you can't hear someone yelling from right next to you. The Kids These Days. Edit. Also it looks like he was just chatting with the other people standing there so I'd wager he could hear with them in just fine.
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Jun 4, 2015 21:47
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Untagged posted:Why is your music so loud you can't hear someone yelling from right next to you. The Kids These Days. He heard just fine, he even told the cop "nah, fool" when he turned around to see a gun in his face. Even if he didn't hear, was he blind too? Nice troll attempt though, 5/5.
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Jun 4, 2015 21:48
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Should have shot him in the back tbh
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Jun 4, 2015 21:50
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:He heard just fine, he even told the cop "nah, fool" when he turned around to see a gun in his face. I didn't notice this was from a while back. Also I'm in a meeting so no sound  . #justiceforheadphones
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Jun 4, 2015 21:53
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http://m.ksl.com/index/story/sid/31772096?mobile_direct=y Sounds like possible suicide by cop based on his Facebook posts leading up to it.
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Jun 4, 2015 21:59
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Whale Cancer posted:http://m.ksl.com/index/story/sid/31772096?mobile_direct=y Making that connection is retarded. If anything it's just more evidence that he was a 20 year old who makes bad decisions.
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Jun 4, 2015 22:08
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Nm, read the article.
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Jun 4, 2015 22:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoBgkAmJUn0 Another sov citizen gets owned.
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Jun 4, 2015 23:44
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoBgkAmJUn0 This never gets old. ... Until the sovereign citizen pulls an AK 
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Jun 5, 2015 00:43
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:nothing of value was lost  Cmdr. Shepard posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoBgkAmJUn0 Satisfies every time
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Jun 5, 2015 00:51
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:watching on my phone but was that idiots reaction to turning around and seeing a cop sticking a handgun in his face to shout nah foo and fondling his balls with both hands? nothing of value was lost To me it sounds like that's some guy in the background yelling at him "stop, fool" or "nah, fool" or something. I don't think the guy who gets shot ever says anything.
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Jun 5, 2015 00:53
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at the date posted:To me it sounds like that's some guy in the background yelling at him "stop, fool" or "nah, fool" or something. I don't think the guy who gets shot ever says anything. It was him.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:06
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Untagged posted:It was him. haha welp, what an idiot
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Jun 5, 2015 05:04
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoBgkAmJUn0 holy poo poo that cop showed some serious self control you could tell he just wanted to waste the guy on the spot gently caress i love sovereign citizens
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Jun 5, 2015 11:40
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Post a story about getting dispatched to something that sounded like something bad, but turned out to be hilariously benign. When I was in high school TV Production class, our assignment in october was to try and make a short film that was actually scary. The last scene involved the aftermath of my character having been hit by a car, so I was being filmed laying down by the side of the road covered in fake blood and surrounded by panicked actors. A few minutes after we wrapped, a cop pulled up.  "Hey guys, what are y'all up to this morning?" "We're just shooting a film for school." "I see. *sees me still covered in fake blood* Were you filming something about a guy getting run over by a car?" "Uh, yes sir, that was me." "Well, you gave a pretty convincing performance. We've had about ten people who drove by you call 911." "Oh man, I'm sorry... I mean, we're all finished, we were actually just about to leave." "Sounds good, I'm just glad nobody's hurt. Maybe now I can finally get some breakfast."
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Jun 11, 2015 05:39
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A few years ago an officer screamed bloody murder into the radio about witnessing a dead body being dragged into the woods and the guy carrying a rifle. Queue EVERYONE hauling rear end to him. Helicopter, K-9, SWAT, the works. Turned out it was a couple of film students making a movie and not bothering to let anyone know. The "dead body" was a punching bag thrown into a canvas tarp. The "rifle" was one of the kids carrying their camera + tripod. 
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Jun 11, 2015 05:49
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Whip Slagcheek posted:A few years ago an officer screamed bloody murder into the radio about witnessing a dead body being dragged into the woods and the guy carrying a rifle. Queue EVERYONE hauling rear end to him. Helicopter, K-9, SWAT, the works. those 12 hour beats sure get to people dont theh
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Jun 11, 2015 06:38
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Turned out it was a couple of film students making a movie and not bothering to let anyone know. Easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission .
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Jun 11, 2015 08:32
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Rolled up on a dude in the Army that people thought was about to shoot himself or someone else with "a rifle" Turns out he was just carrying a stick and knocking over garden gnomes and jerking off on them. Master Sergeant said "Imma give you 15 seconds to finish and then we drive you home". He finished. On the gnome. We drove him home. He offered to shake hands. We didn't.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:44
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Vahakyla posted:Rolled up on a dude in the Army that people thought was about to shoot himself or someone else with "a rifle" 
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Jun 11, 2015 08:51
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Vahakyla posted:Rolled up on a dude in the Army that people thought was about to shoot himself or someone else with "a rifle" Stupid sexy gnomes.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:58
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Vahakyla posted:Rolled up on a dude in the Army that people thought was about to shoot himself or someone else with "a rifle" So that's where the drunk thread comes from...
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Jun 11, 2015 09:47
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it would be rude not to let him finish though. Good call master sergeant.
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Jun 11, 2015 13:51
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Vahakyla posted:We drove him home. He offered to shake hands. We didn't. I never shake hands with people at work. Ever. I just tell them I'm coming down with a cold.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:03
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Doppelganger posted:Post a story about getting dispatched to something that sounded like something bad, but turned out to be hilariously benign. We responded to a reported large fight between teens. They were using bats, brooms, trash cans ,and were shouting at each other. Since this sounded like a possible gang fight with weapons, we sent multiple units. It wasn't a gang fight, it was a bunch of teens LARP-ing. 
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Jun 11, 2015 14:19
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Not mine but a colleagues. Call comes in that a man is on a rooftop with an RPG, caller says he was in the army for 8 years and knows his poo poo. Normal police are taken off the street because our batons can't reliably deflect anti-tank weapons and super special police arrive to deal with him. Guns are pointed at suspect, RPG found to be a piece of steel scaffolding he was stealing. 'Soldier' turned out to be a frontiersman.
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Jun 11, 2015 15:45
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Dispatch says an armed robbery in progress at McDonald's and it turns out to be a customer complaining that his order was wrong  Apparently when they hosed up his sausage biscuit he started yelling so they hit the silent "hold up" button (which they know they're not supposed to do). The alarm company calls dispatch and says the "armed robbery" alarm went off. This happens all the time. It's 99.9999999% bullshit because someone accidentally hits the button. following protocol our dispatch calls Mickey D's but instead of asking what's going on she says "is the man with the gun still there?" Employee doesn't correct her, she just says "he went to his car but he's trying to get back into the store, we locked him out" Cue 30 loving deputies pointing long arms at this dude who got a little rowdy over his breakfast sandwich
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Jun 11, 2015 16:28
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For once I want to respond to a call reporting 50-100 people fighting and actually find 50-100 people fighting.
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Jun 11, 2015 16:40
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So what then? "Is this a private fight or can I join?"
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Jun 11, 2015 16:42
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Dispatch says an armed robbery in progress at McDonald's and it turns out to be a customer complaining that his order was wrong Has anyone ever responded to an actual burglar alarm and found a burglar? I bet we get 50-100 alarm calls a year and its always been either accidental activations or some other thing.
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Jun 11, 2015 16:48
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A few times, yeah. We probably get 50-100 alarm calls a month though. All the examples I can recall were businesses broken into overnight.
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Jun 11, 2015 16:53
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deratomicdog posted:For once I want to respond to a call reporting 50-100 people fighting and actually find 50-100 people fighting. Come and work in London. This is a semi-regular occurrence in most drinking districts.
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Jun 11, 2015 17:27
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