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joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

And respect education both as a means to an end and as an end in itself.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 01:50

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 17:55

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

And they don't have to deal with the significant negative cultural attitudes towards, say, black americans.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:00

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Eulogistics posted:

To be fairly serious, Asians have always been the most favored immigrants in america and occupy a social position pretty close to whites and ahead of them in some regards (the stereotype of Asians is "extremely intelligent scientists and doctors and poo poo"). I'm pretty sure most of their cultures talk about working together and being collectivist and poo poo, so they assimilate much easier than other immigrant groups.

Aside from the 19th century and the 40s/50s maybe.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:01

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Orange is the New Black comes back next Friday

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:10

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Eulogistics posted:

To be fairly serious, Asians have always been the most favored immigrants in america and occupy a social position pretty close to whites and ahead of them in some regards (the stereotype of Asians is "extremely intelligent scientists and doctors and poo poo"). I'm pretty sure most of their cultures talk about working together and being collectivist and poo poo, so they assimilate much easier than other immigrant groups.

They were pretty good at building railroads too.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:13

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Godholio posted:

Aside from the 19th century and the 40s/50s maybe.

I wouldn't call the four years after February 19, 1942 a "maybe."

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:18

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Orange is the New Black comes back next Friday

gently caress yeah it does. Binge watching that poo poo.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:24

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:28

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

holocaust bloopers posted:

Oh dear.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:34

Fister Ardennes: Apr 25, 2008; War is not the answer but it sure is fun

holocaust bloopers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5WnU75naQ

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:34

Kiryen: Feb 25, 2015

Whip Slagcheek posted:

They were pretty good at building railroads too.

Yup. Must be autism.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:37

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:39

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

FDR posted:

Anyone who has traveled in the Far East knows that the mingling of Asiatic blood with European or American blood produces, in nine cases out of ten, the most unfortunate results. There are throughout the East many thousands of so-called Eurasians�men and women and children partly of Asiatic blood and partly of European or American blood. These Eurasians are, as a common thing, looked down on and despised, both by the European and American who reside there, and by the pure Asiatic who lives there.

The argument works both ways. I know a great many cultivated, highly educated and delightful Japanese. They have all told me that they would feel the same repugnance and objection to having thousands of Americans settle in Japan and intermarry with the Japanese as I would feel in having large numbers of Japanese come over here and intermarry with the American population.

In this question, then, of Japanese exclusion from the United States, it is necessary only to advance the true reason�the undesirability of mixing the blood of the two peoples. This attitude would be fully understood in Japan, as they would have the same objection to Americans migrating to Japan in large numbers.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:40

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:42

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Y6YfDBmh8

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:45

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Gender is a social construct

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:45

Poppyseed Poundcake: Feb 23, 2007

sorry i got lost on my way to drunkthrdad

# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:47

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

holy poo poo

# ? Jun 5, 2015 03:33

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

Aside from the 19th century and the 40s/50s maybe.

need to bring it back imo, loving Chinese keep buying up a poo poo ton of land on the west coast(Seattle at least) and sending their rich brat kids to UW so they can drive like cunts in their bmws.

I mean any other nationality and, like, 2nd generation Chinese are cool though. But everyone else-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Z6fijfxCU

# ? Jun 5, 2015 03:59

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Mr Nice

You definitely right about the ramen place. My second time there this week.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 04:45

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Mr Nice

You definitely right about the ramen place. My second time there this week.

Awesome!

# ? Jun 5, 2015 04:47

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Dead Reckoning posted:

And they don't have to deal with the significant negative cultural attitudes towards, say, black americans.

We are legitimately terrible drivers though.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 05:00

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

How do you blind an Asian?

Put them in the driver's seat.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 05:42

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Don't volunteer to edit an 11-page group paper for an intro advertising course. First of all, I'm in all 300 level courses, and I need this to take a few specialized classes. Secondly, 18 year old kids cannot write a sentence to save their lives.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 05:43

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

The Rat posted:

We are legitimately terrible drivers though.

Yet for some reason blacks still get pulled over more often.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:42

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

holocaust bloopers posted:

# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:56

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

I have always maintained asian-white hybrids are the new master race.

The math/finance/whatever else expertise of Asians plus the privilege of whites... they will give the jews a run for their money someday.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 07:49

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

So I've never seen the wire until now, on season 4.

Omar fuckin owns.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 09:26

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

elite_garbage_man posted:

So I've never seen the wire until now, on season 4.

Omar fuckin owns.

Burned through the season in like 4 days. Season three is probably the best TV ever.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 09:27

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

holocaust bloopers posted:

jesus gently caress. bring on the nuclear fire

# ? Jun 5, 2015 10:54

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Bruce Jenner is a pinup "girl" and ISIS has their own take on NPR.

We had a good run, c'mon end times. It is time. Time to shine.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:04

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

What's the melting point of chrome?

# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:05

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

What's the melting point of chrome?

I think it's a smidge under 3500F

# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:37

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

What's the melting point of chrome?

Anything over 3.5MB of .gif.

:v:

# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:46

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Bruce Jenner is a pinup "girl" and ISIS has their own take on NPR.

We had a good run, c'mon end times. It is time. Time to shine.

I think that what gets lost in the discussion is the fact that a 65 year old choosing to go by "Caitlyn" is not the action of a mentally sound person.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:57