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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe


:unsmigghh: Let the memory of 666 fade into blissful past.

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Random Axis
Jul 19, 2005
Sigh. Close the blood gates. :smith:

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Zaphod42 posted:


You'd get less signal strength and a worse signal to noise ratio but it may or may not be significant.

The dish stays the same so the focal point is the same so unless the dish is just completely missing the antenna you're just shortening it.

A spherical aberration cartoon

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!
According to that article, Jeff Stahler lost his job over accusations of plagiarism. I can't remember if hes been posted recently or not but I don't remember a single instance of any of his cartoons looking like ripoffs.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.


Literally everybody in Texas hates Rick Perry

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Zaphod42 posted:



Literally everybody in Texas hates Rick Perry
Obviously not, as he was elected and he also lives in Texas.

Anyway, was that re-posted on Cagle? I know I've seen it before.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


pwn posted:

Obviously not, as he was elected and he also lives in Texas.

No, this is actually true. As far as I can tell everyone hates him and knows he's a piece of poo poo, but people vote for him anyway because they hate the democrats/poor/Mexicans more.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
Reminder that Rick Perry literally got a D in school in a course called "Meats":

quote:

His other D’s included courses in the principles of economics, Shakespeare, “Feeds & Feeding,” veterinary anatomy, and what appears to be a course called “Meats,” though the quality of the copy of the transcript makes it hard to tell for certain.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/14/perry-explains-his-poor-performance-in-college/

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Man how do you not pull a B in meats at least. It's meats!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

beepsandboops posted:

Reminder that Rick Perry literally got a D in school in a course called "Meats":


http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/14/perry-explains-his-poor-performance-in-college/

Sounds like he'd get a cap to put on every time the class discussed the difference between whites, reds and darks.

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

what

No, like what is even the point of this? Disney/Pixar make movies about finding a place where you fit in, and this is bad?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Wales Grey posted:

what

No, like what is even the point of this? Disney/Pixar make movies about finding a place where you fit in, and this is bad?

Jenner related stuff maybe?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
It's because Tinsley's a cock. A gross, corkscrew-shaped dingus of the highest magnitude.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

This is a half assed burn about trans people isn't it?

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Jenner related stuff maybe?

It's too soon for that, but maybe it's generalized rage against trans people or anyone who is outside the norms of society.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Is Tinsley actually working his way up to saying something nasty about Caitlyn Jenner, or did he lose his remote and get stuck watching the Disney channel while 'researching' one day? And again, the fish is not new. It's been a popular sushi ingredient for years

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

No, this is actually true. As far as I can tell everyone hates him and knows he's a piece of poo poo, but people vote for him anyway because they hate the democrats/poor/Mexicans more.

Yeah, this is really true. The majority of the state loving hates Rick Perry. But Texans vote Republican, hell or high water, so :shrug:

itskage
Aug 26, 2003


Oh hail Satan on this glorious page 66...7?

gently caress.

Also Acid Haze's post was also amazing.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

A Splatoon cartoon.

(Even though the squid looks like a loving octopus)

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

FishBulb posted:

Man how do you not pull a B in meats at least. It's meats!

"Rick why don't you go next and explain the three main meat groups?"

"Well you got beef, chicken, and uh...uhhhhh...huh...Oops. . ."

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

beepsandboops posted:

Reminder that Rick Perry literally got a D in school in a course called "Meats":


http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/14/perry-explains-his-poor-performance-in-college/

FishBulb posted:

Man how do you not pull a B in meats at least. It's meats!

Yo you guys are being total Tinsleys (or maybe Andrew Schaflys) here, Meat Science is a thing, it rules, and if you diss it I'm gonna fite u irl while you buy a pickle.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

Relatively uncontroversial Lang

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
Mac on... Sepp Blatter resigning as FIFA president

Sepp Blatter is also in the front row of applicants. A prescient cartoon?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


A little late on this, but yeah, I'm sure lots of Americans look back on the Clinton years with fear :laugh:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Hitler B. Natural posted:

Relatively uncontroversial Lang



He's just mad that Isis is stealing tactics from the Bundy Ranch playsheet.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Hitler B. Natural posted:

Relatively uncontroversial Lang



Glad that Men's Rights Activism is finally gone global.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


Our Attorney-General likes poetry and sending people to follow Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young around when she visited Nauru.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



:eyepop: underpants on top of trousers.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

:eyepop: underpants on top of trousers.

They're actually a pair of speedos

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Correction: budgie-smuggler.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

beepsandboops posted:

Reminder that Rick Perry literally got a D in school in a course called "Meats":


http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/09/14/perry-explains-his-poor-performance-in-college/

Meats is actually a really tough course, for the final, they make everyone compete in a hot dog eating contest.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Bicyclops posted:

Meats is actually a really tough course, for the final, they make everyone compete in a hot dog eating contest.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

All i can imagine for meat class is the meat council video from the Simpsons ep where Lisa goes vegetarian

"Our governor is a grade-A moron"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
1
The common practice of mice riding birds through the air.

2
"Hey everybody! I don't give a poo poo! Check me out over here, completely not caring about this issue I'm currently referring to!"

3
Are rapists.

4
I mean, he's been federally indicted for abuse of power also, but sure. Focus on emails.

5

6

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
So, Stantis is going to be speaking at the Chicago Tribune Printer's Row Lit Fest tomorrow. Think I should attend?

Hell no, LeVar Burton is speaking at the same time, and if I can't get into that I'm going to the 826CHI reading.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet
667 ALL HAIL SHADOW 667



Antisemitism as a virus spread through viral cartoon images is a topic covered by one of the courses to be offered by the Online Dry Bones Academy of Cartoon Advocacy. For further info about the Academy, please click on https://www.igg.me/at/drybones
Labels: antisemitism, Arabs, Israel, Jews, Middle East, Palestine, virus

Those of us who were raised with the belief that the United Nations provided a hope for a better world are forced to face the truth. The UN has failed. It has become a vehicle for condemning the Jewish State with ridiculous libels and grotesque lies. How sad.
Labels: antisemitism, BDS, Delegitimization, Mr. History, UN

Help support the online Dry Bones Academy of Cartoon Advocacy and Activism: https://www.igg.me/at/drybones
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So when WILL they expose the UN?!

Labels: Corruption, dishonesty, FIFA, soccer, UN, United Nations

The White House, the Iranian Mullahs, and others who think that Israel is now isolated, without options, and in a "hopeless" situation would be well-advised to check the history books.
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InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Rorus Raz posted:

The Tinsley went down to Toon Thread
He was looking for some pants to steal
But he was a hack
and the talent he lacked
So he was willing to make a deal

When he came across the young goon drawin' on a PC and doodlin' so hot
And the Tinsley jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Goon, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a cartoon maker too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you draw a pretty good cartoon, boy, but give the Tinsley his due.
I'll bet these assless chaps against your slacks 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Terrence, and this might be a scam.
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret 'cause I know I'm the better man!"

Terrence, booting up your Mac and draw your cartoon well
Cause if you lose to Tinsley then the goons will give you Hell
And if you win you get these these shiny leggings of romance.
But if you lose the Tinsley takes your pants!

The Tinsley opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And booze reeked from his trachea as he booted up his Pro.
And he pulled the pen across the page and it made an evil toon.
And a band of mallards joined in as they taunted the lonely goon.

When the Tinsley finished, Terrence said, "Well you're pretty good ol' folk.
But sit down in that chair right there, 'cause you forgot to tell a joke!"

"Pants on the donkey," Run, goons, run!
The Tinsley's in the thread of the awful pun.
Xylo's in the chat thread, yelling out D'oh!
Donkey, do your pants lift? No, child, no.

The Tinsley bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid those assless leggings on the ground at Terrence's feet.
Terrence said, "Tinsley, just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once, you hateful old poo poo: I'm the best that's ever been!"
And he drew:

"Pants on the donkey," Run, goons, run!
The Tinsley's in the thread of the awful pun.
Xylo's in the chat thread, yelling out D'oh!
Donkey, do your pants lift? No, child, no.


Jesus christ Raz. It's been some time since you did a song pastiche, huh?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Any good/bad/stupid cartoons about fifa?

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Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

Internet Webguy posted:


2
"Hey everybody! I don't give a poo poo! Check me out over here, completely not caring about this issue I'm currently referring to!"


Artificial apathy, yet invested enough in it that they properly gender her. One doesn't normally see that combination.

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