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Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
http://www.choosechicago.com/articles/view/CHICAGO-EVENTS-FESTIVALS-2015-CALENDAR/1446/#June

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Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I told you man, I eat that free food at work.

Edit: the key is to eat by yourself and not tell other cops where you go. Mother fuckers are like sharks in water. I've got a rotation of local businesses and chains that hook me the gently caress up.

We had an agent get caught putting on his uniform on his off-duty days to go to places that give BP a discount to get food for his family.

Some fuckers just have to ruin it for everyone.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Kiryen posted:

We had an agent get caught putting on his uniform on his off-duty days to go to places that give BP a discount to get food for his family.

Some fuckers just have to ruin it for everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwgfdCCPJ-M

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Jun 5, 2015

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Honestly what I miss the most about being in uniform is going into a gas station, pouring myself a cup of coffee, and then walking the gently caress out.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I mean, you could still do that if you walk fast enough.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Branis posted:

Sometimes I like to pick up a stray dog from the pound and just cruise on gravel roads listening to chill music on warm summer days. Can't do that in a big city.

loving baller.

Homie S
Aug 6, 2001

This is what it means

Kiryen posted:

We had an agent get caught putting on his uniform on his off-duty days to go to places that give BP a discount to get food for his family.

Some fuckers just have to ruin it for everyone.

Im surprised people still do this after the stories of PAs getting poisoned or getting poo poo in their food and drink. I never bought food in uniform I couldn't see being made in front of me.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
They are mostly just stories.

Mezmerize
Feb 24, 2012

SOLO MID OR I FEED
http://m.nydailynews.com/new-york/hunky-nyc-deputy-photos-viral-melt-internet-article-1.2246862

How the hell does he get away with that facial hair. I get chewed out for having a little bit of stubble.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mezmerize posted:

http://m.nydailynews.com/new-york/hunky-nyc-deputy-photos-viral-melt-internet-article-1.2246862

How the hell does he get away with that facial hair. I get chewed out for having a little bit of stubble.

Probably because you're whatever the police equivalent of a boot is.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

New Horizons almost at Pluto, I am excited about this and wanted to share.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


is that an mexicanhungarian flag patch above his badge?

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
how does he get away with that haircut and those tattoos

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Probably because you're whatever the police equivalent of a boot is.

Piglet

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Hezzy posted:

how does he get away with that haircut and those tattoos

NYC Sheriff's must have lax grooming and appearance standards compared to the PD. Although every time I'm in NYC I get the feeling they aren't coming down hard on exposed tats and two day old stubble. I'd be so happy if I didn't have to shave every day.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Jun 5, 2015

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Jackass dude that drove into a tree?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Crash investigation department

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

You guys have a new bro now.


LeoMarr posted:

and the last pax was toked as my application for an LEO position was accepted. later gaters

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You guys have a new bro now.

lol if you believe anything that guy posts

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

best thing about cities is they ensure a good roi on all those nukes when the balloon goes up

Fallout 4 viral marketing spotted

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

lol if you believe anything that guy posts

:thejoke:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mezmerize posted:

http://m.nydailynews.com/new-york/hunky-nyc-deputy-photos-viral-melt-internet-article-1.2246862

How the hell does he get away with that facial hair. I get chewed out for having a little bit of stubble.

There's a guy who used to work in our jail who got a doctor to write him a note because his skin was too sensitive to get a close shave. He used clippers and just had constant 5 o'clock shadow. He looked pretty baller but it's probably why he never got to work outside the jail :munch:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Lmao if you don't have a shaving waiver. Get owned you loving scrubs.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Lmao if you even need a shaving waiver. Get plain clothes you loving scrubs.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nah. I like patrol. But gently caress your shaved faces. All it takes is a visit to a dermatologist, people. Friends don't let friends shave every day.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

N4i, please stop this. This is insanity. GiP is being hurt by this.

Doesn't the stubble tickle N4i's guiche when you've got his cock in your mouth?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
We don't even have grooming standards here. I looked like ambrose burnside for 2 months before I finally got sick of it and grew the whole beard.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Oh my god uniforms and grooming standards that's just adorable

Also after 170 years Bratton has authorized blue pens wrap it up boys it's all anarchy from here on out :911:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


We've always been allowed to use blue pens. And we don't use typewriters. :smuggo:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

What about fax machines?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
God hates cops.

http://www.9news.com/story/news/2015/06/05/police-suv-swallowed-by-sinkhole/28525105/

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


God hates supervisors and so do I.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
When I was in uniform I rocked the shaved head and lumberjack beard.

Now I have a luscious flow.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
blue pens?

what the gently caress guys

really

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Pilot G2 10 point black for paper.

Pilot G2 5 point black for carbon forms.

Pilot G2 7 point red for supervisory duties.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


You can afford Pilot G2's on $9/hr?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
420 steal dispatch pens everyday

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Zebra F-701



In a pinch I could probably stab a guy with it :shrug:

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JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

I rock dual Fisher Space Pens. :smug:

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