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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Gigi Galli posted:

This game is bad.

Agreed I'm falling asleep

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Xabi posted:

Holy gently caress, it's already ten years since I heard this lot comment from Istanbul. I'm getting old as gently caress and so is the dust in Liverpool's trophy cabinet!

Also, up the Su!

E: sorry for the edit fuckup

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
Did old SS doctors set up a German goalkeeper training program because lol at Ter Stegen and Neuer

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

This game is bad.

its a cl final

I think the only good final of the last 15 years was that Liverpool Milan final that you lost lol

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Good to see the barca boys are trying to fit in in Berlin by wearing denim shirts.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
This shows why basketball is really the truest of all sports (the deserved winners almost always in). If this were a basketball game, Barca would be up 60-20 at the half. Because is soccer, Juve is theoretically still in it.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I'm drinking bad instant coffee

huhwhat
Apr 22, 2010

by sebmojo
Managed to end up in an Irish bar in Madrid filled with Barca fans. Just my luck.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Is having a lovely haircut a requirement for playing for Juve?

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

African AIDS cum posted:

This shows why basketball is really the truest of all sports (the deserved winners almost always in). If this were a basketball game, Barca would be up 60-20 at the half. Because is soccer, Juve is theoretically still in it.

This works only because american sports are basically socialism.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!

Tahirovic posted:

Is having a lovely haircut a requirement for playing for Juve?

Messi plays for Barcelona

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Alex Song in a green suit in the ITV studio

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
lol at this itv "analysis" complete horse poo poo. i guess defenders have to have eyes in the back of their head and anticipate 20 moves ahead of time. keep this poo poo on grantland blogs

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Juve merda vaffancul is what this game is.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

African AIDS cum posted:

This shows why basketball is really the truest of all sports (the deserved winners almost always in). If this were a basketball game, Barca would be up 60-20 at the half. Because is soccer, Juve is theoretically still in it.

Just imagine if Lebron James, Russell Westbrook, KD, and James Harden picked up soccer. Really makes you think.

Royality
Jun 27, 2006
Alex Song continuing the proud British tradition of incomprehensible African punditry I see.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!

Dirk Pitt posted:

Just imagine if Lebron James, Russell Westbrook, KD, and James Harden picked up soccer. Really makes you think.

Can we have them in the ITV studio analysing the game as well because it can't be worse

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Royality posted:

Alex Song continuing the proud British tradition of incomprehensible African punditry I see.

I thought he was French.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Dirk Pitt posted:

Just imagine if Lebron James, Russell Westbrook, KD, and James Harden picked up soccer. Really makes you think.

Dirk is in the stadium today. He can hop down from the stands and make a header for Juve.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Big Mar is getting tons of space. He needs to step it up.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Can we have them in the ITV studio analysing the game as well because it can't be worse

How about Mark Jackson, Reggie Miller and Shaq so you'll know it can always be worse..

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i believe in the Ju's

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Juve are going to win.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Chris de Sperg posted:

i believe in the Ju's

their track record in Germany isn't great

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

trem_two posted:

their track record in Germany isn't great

So is Barca's

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I just remembered that theres only non-alcoholic beer in the stadium, and half a liter is 5€. UEFA is really cool

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.

trem_two posted:

their track record in Germany isn't great

Whoa

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I don't understand that commercial, why is Xavi taking a flight at the same time as the CL final

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


lol at Messi spitting on the escalator, what a oval office.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


African AIDS cum posted:

this sport is almost always horrible to watch anymore, unless you're watching the Npower coca cola championship. Why?

It's the best league with the bestbteams

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Smirr posted:

I just remembered that theres only non-alcoholic beer in the stadium, and half a liter is 5€. UEFA is really cool

what the hell is non alcoholic beer

you first worlders are weird

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

Smirr posted:

I just remembered that theres only non-alcoholic beer in the stadium, and half a liter is 5€. UEFA is really cool

for some of our EL games we couldn't buy beer but they had no problem with white wine or coffee with schnapps.... hools only drink beer you know

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Should probably go ahead and bring on Llorente, a set piece goal is probably Juve's only hope of scoring a goal

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

El Hefe posted:

what the hell is non alcoholic beer

It's for Mormons.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Tahirovic posted:

for some of our EL games we couldn't buy beer but they had no problem with white wine or coffee with schnapps.... hools only drink beer you know
you may have some spirits
but we don't give a crud

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

El Hefe posted:

what the hell is non alcoholic beer

you first worlders are weird

It's beer with no alcohol in it. Well, technically, it can ha

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
“He will stop at nothing. Is utterly low-down conduct is so appalling that one really cannot be surprised if in the imagination of our people Neymar is pictured as the incarnation of Satan and the symbol of evil.”

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Smirr posted:

I just remembered that theres only non-alcoholic beer in the stadium, and half a liter is 5€. UEFA is really cool

Platini for president of football

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
It's like I'm playing FIFA with this commentary.

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Smirr posted:

Well, technically, it can ha

Every fruit juice has more alcohol than non al

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