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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

African AIDS cum posted:

lets machine gun the barca bus

Maybe those Togolese alphas are available

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
There are people itt who think that should have stood?

Jesus Christ.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
how do we know neymar didn't mean to head the ball into his pussy little gay hand? it looked, to me, kinda like he did actually

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Allegri is a poo poo coach.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tevez has given up, game over

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




LionYeti posted:

Why has juve made zero substitutions?

Max Allegri: Tactical Genius?

DON RAPER
Jan 1, 2011

Let me ask you something
what do women want?
barca keeper bad

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


vidal off, 3-1

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




DOOP posted:

Max Allegri: Tactical Genius?

Oh hey we got one

JamesBCrazy
Jul 1, 2014

Vengeance is a sucker's game.
Things with more holes than Swiss cheese:

1. The ozone layer
2. A colander
3. Juventus defence

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

if pereyra doesnt upend a barca player within a minute this is a bad sub imo

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
lmao messi

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

EvilHawk posted:

Yes:

A direct free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following three offences:

holds an opponent
spits at an opponent
handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)

I only care because I have money on 3-1.

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
haha fail midget

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




maybe pogba would have scored that header if he shaved his head. makes you think

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
suarez is a loving bitch

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Pissflaps posted:

There are people itt who think that should have stood?

Jesus Christ.

It's almost as if most Barca supporters know nothing about football or something.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
The Argie midget can't even stay upright he's having withdrawal symptoms from all the drugs they pumped in before match-start.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

This

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Mr. Mambold posted:

Poll: Who'd like to punch Dani Alves in his rat face?

double now, since hes moving to manchester united

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

haha

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

lol

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


absolutely brazen

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

African AIDS cum posted:

lets machine gun the barca bus

but Adebayor played for Madrid?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

"Deliberately" is vague as gently caress and is basically up to the discretion of the ref. In England the guideline is whether the arm is in an "unnatural" position but this isn't England

Basically what I'm saying is Neymar is a cheating little pussy bitch

DON RAPER
Jan 1, 2011

Let me ask you something
what do women want?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
glad that was Pique

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Pissflaps posted:

There are people itt who think that should have stood?

Jesus Christ.

People are idiots, Pissflaps.

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer
Whoops pique

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Pissflaps posted:

There are people itt who think that should have stood?

Jesus Christ.

they're now qualified to work for itv

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Gerard Pique, centre forward

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

lol this man is an action figure

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
[img-Xavi's-hollowed-out-eye-sockets-after-a-decade-of-blood-doping]

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Juve going to lose TBH.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
dustin-hoffman-in-rainman.png

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Pissflaps posted:

There are people itt who think that should have stood?

Jesus Christ.

its unbelievable

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Vegetable posted:

In England the guideline is whether the arm is in an "unnatural" position but this isn't England

Pretty sure commentators just made this up

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PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
In retrospect Juventus had everthing to win if they had played a midfield domination tactic instead of attacking last third tactic.

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