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So I went to her's after the bar, she paid for three of my drinks, we have sex, then I complain nonstop about being hungry so she takes me to an allnight diner and pays for it, then I gently caress her again in thanks and then I go home. Looks like I own.
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JebanyPedal posted:She takes me to an allnight diner and pays for it, then I gently caress her again in thanks Congratulation on prostituting yourself for food, I guess.
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Jun 6, 2015 10:24
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Sounds like a good night you should see if maybe you can get an apple watch out of the deal next time.
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Jun 6, 2015 10:37
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Congratulation on prostituting yourself for food, I guess. Living the dream
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Jun 6, 2015 13:57
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Wrong thread wtf
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JebanyPedal posted:So I went to her's after the bar, she paid for three of my drinks, we have sex, then I complain nonstop about being hungry so she takes me to an allnight diner and pays for it, then I gently caress her again in thanks and then I go home. tell her if she liked it then she should've put a (cock) ring on it
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Jun 6, 2015 15:14
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JebanyPedal posted:So I went to her's after the bar, she paid for three of my drinks, we have sex, then I complain nonstop about being hungry so she takes me to an allnight diner and pays for it, then I gently caress her again in thanks and then I go home. lol you let a girl pay for you.
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Jun 6, 2015 15:27
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol you let a girl pay for you. What's wrong with that?
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Jun 6, 2015 15:35
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol you let a girl pay for you. - Groovelord Neato, Time Traveller from the 50's
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Jun 6, 2015 16:36
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Make all women pay
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Jun 6, 2015 17:36
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol you let a girl pay for you. I have never gone on a second date if the woman didn't at least make a token effort to pay for something on the first. 
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Jun 6, 2015 19:21
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1000 Brown M and Ms posted:What's wrong with that? I'm a girl and I agree. Equality for all means that it's cool if I pay for stuff too. Edit: Wait. This is the gbs okcupid thread. Why am I serious posting?  Groovelord Neato posted:Women make seventy cents for every dollar a man makes it isn't equal. That still means we can pay for stuff sometimes. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jun 6, 2015 |
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Jun 6, 2015 21:28
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Women make seventy cents for every dollar a man makes it isn't equal.
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Jun 6, 2015 21:30
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Groovelord Neato posted:Women make seventy cents for every dollar a man makes it isn't equal. what does that even mean
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Jun 6, 2015 21:42
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Women are more skilled at counterfeiting coinage and men are better at making fake bills on a printer. Duh. edit: The technology boom is closing that gap though. In a few years, thanks to men using 3D printers and women using more desktop publishing programs, it'll be about the same.
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Jun 6, 2015 22:02
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every girl ive ever dated as been either insanely rich or at least waaaaaay richer than me. let 'em pay, i say.
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Jun 6, 2015 22:22
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Groovelord Neato posted:Women make seventy cents for every dollar a man makes it isn't equal. Lol that isn't even accurate you dumbass
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Jun 6, 2015 22:35
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So what's the phrase on a profile that makes you most want to hammer the "hide" button like no tomorrow? I'm tossing up between "As a functioning alcoholic..." and "...looking for a daddy dom to feed me cummies."
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Jun 7, 2015 00:45
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gulp down these cummies baby girl
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Jun 7, 2015 01:01
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LethalGeek posted:Lol that isn't even accurate you dumbass Oh sorry it's somewhere between seventy-seven and eighty-one cents.
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:what does that even mean the sjw way of justifying why men should pay
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Breetai posted:So what's the phrase on a profile that makes you most want to hammer the "hide" button like no tomorrow? "sjw"
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toggle posted:gulp down these cummies baby girl ~That feel when you ask daddy to feed you cummies and he gives you poopies instead~ :3 I think that the only reason dd/lg haven't done the rounds as much as furries MRAs and bronies on SA is that it's awfully hard to stare into that kind of howling void to gather enough material to mock before you get the urge to eat a bullet.
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Jun 7, 2015 02:34
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Breetai posted:So what's the phrase on a profile that makes you most want to hammer the "hide" button like no tomorrow? Mudd'n
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awesomebrah posted:Mudd'n as a functional alcoholic looking for a daddy dom to feed me cummies, i'm really proud of all the support the lifting community offers homestucks like me
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Jun 7, 2015 02:59
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Groovelord Neato posted:Oh sorry it's somewhere between seventy-seven and eighty-one cents. I'm not going to bother effort posting in GBS but you're still only like 1/2 right but thanks for playing faux outrage
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Jun 7, 2015 03:05
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I'm not going to be spoken down to by a poly.
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Jun 7, 2015 03:09
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Breetai posted:~That feel when you ask daddy to feed you cummies and he gives you poopies instead~ :3 Jesus
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Jun 7, 2015 14:11
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Groovelord Neato posted:Women make seventy cents for every dollar a man makes it isn't equal. Men's dooks weigh 130% more than women's on average we need the extra money.
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Jun 7, 2015 14:19
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Breetai posted:So what's the phrase on a profile that makes you most want to hammer the "hide" button like no tomorrow? "My son/daughter..."
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Jun 7, 2015 14:21
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Sheep-Goats posted:"My son/daughter..."
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Congratulation on prostituting yourself for food, I guess. Dating is what now? Breetai posted:So what's the phrase on a profile that makes you most want to hammer the "hide" button like no tomorrow? Mudding. I live in rural Texas. Breetai posted:~That feel when you ask daddy to feed you cummies and he gives you poopies instead~ :3 I was going to say that no, it's because that subset of humanity doesn't do the open conventions and interjections into real life that the other groups do, but then I really honestly don't know and you seem to so is this poo poo like out there? Do they have conventions and poo poo? Is this a culture that want's acceptance like furries and bronies or do they actively want to hide? You should go into the howling void for us and find out. VVVVV gently caress off. TheSpiritFox fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jun 7, 2015 |
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Jun 7, 2015 17:39
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"I'm bisexual"
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Jun 7, 2015 17:40
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bitch choose a side
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Groovelord Neato posted:I'm not going to be spoken down to by a poly. Tough poo poo moron
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Jun 7, 2015 18:43
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Dude asked me on date going to see if he'll pay for everything too.
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Jun 7, 2015 19:08
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She waits till three dates in to literally advocate genocide. Cagey, I guess, but not too invested to peace out on that.
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Jun 7, 2015 21:28
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Genocide against who? It's not a bad idea just in principal.
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notZaar posted:Genocide against who? It's not a bad idea just in principal. We watched Ex Machina and over dinner afterwards she's giving me her feminist exegesis of the film, and seques somehow to "in the middle east, they don't treat women good, so we should nuke the middle east." I observe that would kill the oppressed women, too. She realizes I'm right on that point, and says we should instead occupy the entire middle east and kill every male 12 and up. not operating on any gbs-levels of irony i could detect, just wanted to genocide people 
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so, a well adjusted american. edit : ex machina : Brown Frankenstein. staberind fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jun 7, 2015 |
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