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Shadownerd
Aug 2, 2007
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc.

Coleridge49 posted:

All y'all fuckers can go jump in a fire <:mad:>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3pQDMi4W-g

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Wait, are they trying to say that makeup doesn't actually make you look different? It doesn't transform a face?







Or is it more "You'll always be ugly you dumb broad, don't even bother trying" :smith:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's the latter. It's "lipstick on a pig" but with a car instead.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

mind the walrus posted:

It's the latter. It's "lipstick on a pig" but with a car instead.

:iiaca::bubblewoop:

Kaludan
Jul 2, 2009

Coleridge49 posted:

All y'all fuckers can go jump in a fire <:mad:>

Christ what an rear end in a top hat

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Rolo posted:

Nobody loving say it. Just once, please, don't loving say it.

My girlfriend threatens to leave me every time I say this

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

My girlfriend threatens to leave me every time I say this
His Girlfriend Threatens To Leave Every Time He Says It... One Weird Phrase You Won't Believe!

CerealCrunch
Jun 23, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

Wait, are they trying to say that makeup doesn't actually make you look different? It doesn't transform a face?







Or is it more "You'll always be ugly you dumb broad, don't even bother trying" :smith:

Those are actually Photoshops, so they don't count

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

CerealCrunch posted:

Those are actually Photoshops, so they don't count

Makeup is just flesh Photoshop.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

CerealCrunch posted:

Those are actually Photoshops, so they don't count

That first one isn't, at least.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Wait, are they trying to say that makeup doesn't actually make you look different? It doesn't transform a face?







Or is it more "You'll always be ugly you dumb broad, don't even bother trying" :smith:

How to look like you've just had a stroke

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

This is a good post.

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

Eegah! posted:

When a girl has to ask
"Stick an eel up my rear end"
That's a moray!

:golfclap:

This deserve more love.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Centripetal Horse posted:

Makeup is just flesh Photoshop.

Well, this ad was running in Toronto a couple of years ago...

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ol qwerty bastard posted:

Well, this ad was running in Toronto a couple of years ago...



Good to see Carrot Top getting commercial endorsements.

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

Oh man, I've not seen Microwave's mom in years.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Fozaldo posted:

Oh man, I've not seen Microwave's mom in years.

I saw her the other night.

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

I saw her the other night.

:golfclap:

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

I saw her the other night.

Seemed like the line was longer than usual.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


Why is the "eager to please" smiley face over the genital region ?

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011



It's funnier this way.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!
It would be better without a frame in the last panel.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
christ, what an rear end in a top hat

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Istari posted:



Why is the "eager to please" smiley face over the genital region ?

Cause he's a private mascot

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Cause he's a private mascot


A mascot for money

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


Beautiful.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Steven CatFingers posted:

A mascot for money

He'll do what you want.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.


Lizard Combatant has a new favorite as of 04:29 on Jun 8, 2015

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

idgi

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
It's Edgar Allan Poe. But with Thomas the Tank Engine. You can start laughing now. 👍

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
Mr.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
[your mom joke goes here]

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

For the love of God, Percy!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

7/10 no ring

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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