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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Next iPad better have 2GB ram or something because multitasking is going to wreck our poo poo.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Picture in picture :eyepop:

Didn't like that productivity anyway

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Curious if they actually hired the guy who came up with it a few years ago or just stole it from him. I'm guessing the latter.
Only took them 3 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQTaHGQ04Q

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

thrawn527 posted:

Well this is a strange opinion. I don't know a single woman who doesn't use it all of the time. It's strange how one sided to the female demo it is (I know, like, 2 men who use it), but however they did it, they have it locked down.

What, SA has a really unbalanced gender breakdown and a bias that skews overwhelmingly male? News at 11!

African AIDS cum posted:

don't even know what microsoft word or windows is.

Good.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Give me user logins on my iPad damnit! iPads are household devices.

Edit: Wait... is split view only on the latest and greatest iPad?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Martytoof posted:

Next iPad better have 2GB ram or something because multitasking is going to wreck our poo poo.

The Air 2 already has 2GB of RAM.

Super Dude
Jan 23, 2005
Do the Jew
Why is this split screen not on the 6+? It works perfectly fine on the Note devices.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Welp, there goes the first feature to be exluded from iPad 3/4.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Oh good, I like the video thing.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Martytoof posted:

Next iPad better have 2GB ram or something because multitasking is going to wreck our poo poo.
Air 2 already has 2GB.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
El Capitan is a dumb name for an OS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
What is "most powerful" splitview mean? More features? Stupid buzzwords?

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master

Super Dude posted:

Why is this split screen not on the 6+? It works perfectly fine on the Note devices.

How would they sell you an iPad, then?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Air 2 already has 2GB.

Still not enough RAM. Needs way more. Safari is shocking.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

computer parts posted:

If you're not searching for racist articles, obviously the best way to prevent an echo chamber from developing is to show you racist articles.

Don't worry, we don't just feed you an echo chamber of noise, we have every fifth presenter article is a woman of color

Vinlaen
Feb 19, 2008

Split-view requires iPad Air 2? Wow...

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Rabble posted:

El Capitan is a dumb name for an OS
Good thing most OS X consumers have no idea what the code name of their OS is.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Rabble posted:

El Capitan is a dumb name for an OS

They are naming them after cabins at a california themed summer camp which are named after california landmarks. The OS named after John Muir should be sick.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rabble posted:

El Capitan is a dumb name for an OS
Not if you speak Mexican. :colbert:

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

African AIDS cum posted:

Still not enough RAM. Needs way more. Safari is shocking.
No problems here, but to each their own.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

50:50 splitview iPad Air 2 only, the 75:25 for Air 1, 2, and the minis, huh?

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
Low-power mode, just like my ex's Galaxy S2! :confuoot:

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!
I can browse TV tropes while on Netflix! I am sold :)

ghostinmyshell
Sep 17, 2004



I am very particular about biscuits, I'll have you know.
We need everyone to buy new ipads...

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Vinlaen posted:

Split-view requires iPad Air 2? Wow...

Wait, the slide said all the iPad Airs and Mini 2 up. Is that a different feature?

They announced more than one MS feature, right? Which worked on which?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Still need to delete stuff to update :smith:

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Sue posted:

50:50 splitview iPad Air 2 only, the 75:25 for Air 1, 2, and the minis, huh?

Edit oh.

I suppose they do the app in portrait mode on half of the landscape view but in the scaled down resolution.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
End it now, please.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Hello Swift 2

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

computer parts posted:

I'm sure you would appreciate having a "Are Blacks fundamentally inferior?" Fox News article

Anyone remember 'The Daily?' That "newspaper" that Apple launched for the original iPad with Rupert loving Murdoch of all people?

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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It's "Movie at 11!", dammit. If you're going to quote it, quite it right! :sperg:

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Whirlwind Jones posted:

End it now, please.
Yes end the developer conference keynote at the start of the developer features. :rolleye:

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Oh god, cant wait to see my dad send me the highlights from his bejeweled app...

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



gently caress YES I CAN TRACK MENSTRUATION IN HEALTH KIT

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
What the gently caress HealthKit

vyst posted:

gently caress YES I CAN TRACK MENSTRUATION IN HEALTH KIT

Completely anonymized with your own unique randomized ID that no marketer will ever get a hold of or link to your identity via other metadata, hooray! :rolleye::hf::tinfoil:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Yes end the developer conference keynote at the start of the developer features. :rolleye:
To be fair I'm like 15 seconds behind so that comment was made well before they got into the dev stuff.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Has anyone been counting how many times this guy has said, "It's really great"??

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


There's a menstruation tracker now...

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Now Featuring: a ton of features and kits that don't have any support currently and which the first products that do support it won't be out for another year and will cost 75% more.

Like: AirPlay capatible speakers, Carplay, Homekit.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Apple-sanctioned bloatware for the car?

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