Splatoon: you gotta be squidding me

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Folt The Bolt: Feb 21, 2012; Nothing exciting to see here. Move along.

The Gorp posted:

Get hype for Neon Sea Slugs
Even Nintendo knows they're the only shoes worth getting excited for

Neon Green Sea Slugs is one of the equipment types I'm getting more slots for once I get my hands on some snails.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:04

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:19

Deceptive Thinker: Oct 5, 2005; I'll rip out your optics!

I strangely got matched with a bunch of A's as a B yesterday
They were no better than your typical B's

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:04

codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

Zaphod42 posted:

Dear team Dog,

You're a bunch'a buttlickers.

Signed
Superior Team Cat.

Look Team Cat is the correct team and all but let's not pretend our little morons do not also gleefully lick buttholes.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:05

Bread Set Jettison: Jan 8, 2009

Go team giraffe

gotcha haha, team dog are all masters of disguise

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:09

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

codenameFANGIO posted:

Look Team Cat is the correct team and all but let's not pretend our little morons do not also gleefully lick buttholes.

Cats don't try to lick your mouth afterwards

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:09

Fluo: May 25, 2007

Splatoon is super fun

I need to get a wii u

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:09

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

Fluo posted:

Splatoon is super fun

I need to get a wii u

it's hosed up that you don't have one right now

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:14

codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

Does it even need to be mentioned in the Splatoon thread that the Nintendo Wii U is a good console that should be owned by everyone? Because if so that is hosed up.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:15

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Lemming posted:

Cats don't try to lick your mouth afterwards

no, they just bathe each other in it

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:17

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

cats are loving disgusting

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:19

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

No, they are good. The best, even.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:22

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

best at being loving disgusting

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:23

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

I saw a dog once. It was awful.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:25

Jarogue: Nov 3, 2012

Lemming posted:

Cats don't try to lick your mouth afterwards

Why are you trying to French kiss a dog.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:29

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Jarogue posted:

Why are you trying to French kiss a dog.

I don't, that's the point. Dogs sexually assault people and it's wrong.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 19:31

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

From the splatoon tumblr:

quote:

Congrats to funkgamut for being the grand prize winner in our Splatoon Art Contest! Here�s what the Splatoon Dev Team had to say about this masterpiece:

Even though it doesn�t show a scene from the game, our first prize goes to this masterful drawing which tells a story that could have come from the game itself.

This story portrayed here is one that all teenagers can probably relate to. After looking at it for a bit, the viewer starts to wonder about the relationship between the characters and what happened before and after the scene took place.

There are many elements found in this piece, but it�s the wide-angle composition and the elegant use of color that really make the scene come to life. The concept combined with the technical aspects of this piece make it an extremely high-quality work of art.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:04

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

what'd he win

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:08

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

quote:

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Void where prohibited. Must be a legal resident of US (incl. DC) or Canada (excl. Quebec) 18+. Deadline: 5/29/15. 1 Grand Prize winner will receive one (1) Wii U system and one (1) Splatoon video game (ARV $359.98). 5 First Prize winners each receive one (1) Splatoon video game (ARV $59.99 each). Additional terms and conditions apply.Click here for official rules. Sponsor: Nintendo of America Inc.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:12

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

quote:

This story portrayed here is one that all teenagers can probably relate to. After looking at it for a bit, the viewer starts to wonder about the relationship between the characters and what happened before and after the scene took place.

I guess it's been too long since I was a teenager but I have no idea what the gently caress they're talking about here

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:18

ComradeCosmobot: Dec 4, 2004; USPOL July

Lemming posted:

I don't, that's the point. Dogs sexually assault people and it's wrong.

It's not wrong if you ask for it by crouching down to their level.

Also, keep in mind that by supporting Team Cat you are coming out in support of cold-blooded murderers.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:18

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

ComradeCosmobot posted:

It's not wrong if you ask for it by crouching down to their level.

Also, keep in mind that by supporting Team Cat you are coming out in support of cold-blooded murderers.

Don't mind their nonsense, it's just the brain eating cat parasites talking.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:20

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

raditts posted:

I guess it's been too long since I was a teenager but I have no idea what the gently caress they're talking about here

By "all teenagers" they mean "all teenagers who live in cities with mass transit void of adults" I suppose.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere. 30-minute bus ride through empty desert to get to school, everyone zonked out from the tedium and folks jumped ship for cars as soon as they got a license.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:24

Reiley: Dec 16, 2007

The dog represents Loyalty, Tenacity, and Courage; all of which are virtues shared by true hard-trying squid. The outcome was never really in doubt.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:26

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

IronicDongz posted:

There's a high likelihood the winner already has a Wii U and Splatoon so rofl

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:26

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

IronicDongz posted:

From the splatoon tumblr:

That's cool but he draws the squid eyes too much like nerdy glasses, can't unsee it. They're too round, need to be ovals that blend into the middle, not a straight bar connecting two rings.

Looks like they're all wearing glasses. Ah well nitpicking :v:

Good squid fashion going on.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:26

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

dragon enthusiast posted:

There's a high likelihood the winner already has a Wii U and Splatoon so rofl

so they sell it

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:32

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

ComradeCosmobot posted:

It's not wrong if you ask for it by crouching down to their level.

Also, keep in mind that by supporting Team Cat you are coming out in support of cold-blooded murderers.

The cold blooded murder team is going to win, yes

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:34

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

never seen anyone successful own a cat before

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:35

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

noirstronaut posted:

never seen anyone successful own a cat before

Chuck Blazer had a separate condo for them.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:40

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

noirstronaut posted:

never seen anyone successful own a cat before

Grumpy Cat has made over $100 Million USD for her owner. :colbert:

Cats themselves are successful.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:43

Caerulius: Jun 23, 2007; This was a waste of $5.

noirstronaut posted:

never seen anyone successful own a cat before

yup

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:46

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

Caerulius posted:

yup

first one is george w bush cats are dumb

Zaphod42 posted:

Grumpy Cat has made over $100 Million USD for her owner.

Cats themselves are successful.

tell that to scooby doo and triumph the insult comic dog

Bruceski posted:

Chuck Blazer had a separate condo for them.

further proof that cats are nothing but a burden

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:48

gnome7: Oct 21, 2010; Who's this Little
Spaghetti?? ??

noirstronaut posted:

never seen anyone successful own a cat before

Freddie Mercury loved his cats so much he called them every night while he was on tour, and he had a shirt with their pictures painted onto it

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:48

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

and look at him now

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:54

Silentman0: Jul 11, 2005; I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

Fluo posted:

Splatoon is super fun

I need to get a wii u

The Wii U is a good system with a lot of really fun and good games on it.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 20:57

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

noirstronaut posted:

tell that to scooby doo and triumph the insult comic dog

further proof that cats are nothing but a burden

Both fictional characters created by hard-working humans.

Try again, filthy dog-lover. :colbert:

# ? Jun 8, 2015 21:00

noirstronaut: Aug 10, 2012; by Cowcaster

Zaphod42 posted:

Both fictional characters created by hard-working humans.

Try again, filthy dog-lover.

air bud

# ? Jun 8, 2015 21:04

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

The opposing team all had inkbrushes. Poor bastards. I assumed at least one person had disconnected, but nope.

Escobarbarian fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 8, 2015

# ? Jun 8, 2015 21:13

Jarogue: Nov 3, 2012

Cats are so bad, that a rat even tricked a cat to keep them out of the Chinese Zodiac. And that why there will always be a Year of the Dog.

O: Can love bloom on...
S :Shut up Otacon

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codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

The Splatoon 3DS theme is fresh as gently caress and I love the theme randomly being blasted in my face when I open my system. Now make Splatoon for Nintendo 3DS please

# ? Jun 8, 2015 21:37

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