Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Grey Hunter: Oct 17, 2007; Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Herr Tog posted:

I neeed to know about your avatar

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3699835

We live here.

That's my prowlers swarming his Zeus commander - waiting to inject plasma into him.

# ? May 31, 2015 20:33

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# ? May 9, 2024 21:13

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

It's a game called Dropzone commander. The little grey things are a race of The Matrix robot monsters or something like that, and the big thing in the middle is a walker tank that's having a bad day.

Little grey things are in my mind Replicators from Stargate. They make your commander have a bad day when you forget how drat fast the Scourge army is and that sticking him in the middle of the table is at best 'bold' and probably 'a learning experience'.

# ? May 31, 2015 21:28

TheCosmicMuffet: Jun 21, 2009; by Shine

Managers don't have any real skills. Might as well use them as bait.

# ? May 31, 2015 21:43

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Grey Hunter posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3699835

We live here.

That's my prowlers swarming his Zeus commander - waiting to inject plasma into him.

What loving games don't you play?

But seriously thank you all for the answers.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 09:45

Grey Hunter: Oct 17, 2007; Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Herr Tog posted:

What loving games don't you play?

But seriously thank you all for the answers.

40K or other GW derivitives.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 09:52

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Grey Hunter posted:

40K or other GW derivitives.

Goddamn you are smart. Is there like a question thread just for you?

# ? Jun 1, 2015 10:02

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Herr Tog posted:

Goddamn you are smart. Is there like a question thread just for you?

I could make one and cover it with his childhood photos, but that would invite retaliation so maybe not!

# ? Jun 1, 2015 13:07

Slimnoid: Sep 6, 2012; Does that mean I don't get the job?

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

_Yaoihoof

I don't even know

And uh some sort of blonde fleshy boob-dragon I guess

# ? Jun 1, 2015 21:50

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Slimnoid posted:

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

++ MEGA SCRUNT DETECTED ++

# ? Jun 1, 2015 22:34

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Grey Hunter posted:

40K or other GW derivitives.

You play blood bowl :colbert:

# ? Jun 2, 2015 00:01

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Ugleb posted:

I could make one and cover it with his childhood photos, but that would invite retaliation so maybe not!

oooh

Leperflesh posted:

You play blood bowl

THE TRUTH REVEALED

# ? Jun 2, 2015 00:12

CovfefeCatCafe: Apr 11, 2006; A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

Slimnoid posted:

And uh some sort of blonde fleshy boob-dragon I guess

And this is the arch-demon Sarah, uh, Saratan! She's inspired by my EX-GIRLFRIEND, WHAT A F*KING B*TCH! THAT'S RIGHT SARAH, F*K YOU, YOU STUPID oval office! I'LL PLAY MY GAMES! AND I DON'T BATHE BECAUSE I HAVE A SKIN CONDITION!

Sorry, but as I was saying, the big mouth with huge teeth model the FACT THAT YOU CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT EVERYTHING! YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING, WHY!?! AND BIG TEETH, F*KING MAN EATER! YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME, SARAH!

Yeah, so, uh, that's my demon lord. MRW4Lyfe.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 01:13

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

I was actually thinking the other day that a Chaos Daemon army painted in regular human flesh tones would be pretty creepy/gross.

edit: but, you know. painted better than that

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jun 2, 2015

# ? Jun 2, 2015 01:34

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

boom boom boom posted:

I was actually thinking the other day that a Chaos Daemon army painted in regular human flesh tones would be pretty creepy/gross.

edit: but, you know. painted better than that

You would end up with something between possessed horde and flesh construct mob. So yeah, would probably work!

# ? Jun 2, 2015 13:07

berzerkmonkey: Jul 23, 2003

Lord Hypnostache posted:

I can imagine seeing that in a Mike Mignola comic

That was exactly what I thought when I expanded the photo.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 15:08

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

BERGfu posted:

pro painted

# ? Jun 2, 2015 16:58

PantsOptional: Dec 27, 2012; All I wanna do is make you bounce

god dammit hollis

# ? Jun 2, 2015 17:04

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That is amazing and should be fielded ASAP.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 17:09

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

goatface posted:

That is amazing and should be fielded ASAP.

Seems a little improbable to me

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:44

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Improbable Lobster posted:

"Oh god it burns! Why was I made to feel pain?!"

It makes me a little sad to see a space crusade dreadnought so abused. To be fair I can't imagine Grey or I painted ours any better, but I am pretty sure we used less dayglow.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 21:17

OB_Juan: Nov 24, 2004; Not every day is a good day.; Dinosaur Gum

Shouldn't that thing be a 'nid?

# ? Jun 2, 2015 22:29

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

People don't dump live lobsters on the table when playing with Slaanesh armies?

# ? Jun 2, 2015 23:02

TheCosmicMuffet: Jun 21, 2009; by Shine

I *cosplay* a lobster while playing with a Slaaneshi army.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 23:32

No Pun Intended: Jul 23, 2007; DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

PinheadSlim posted:

People don't dump live lobsters on the table when playing with Slaanesh armies?

I think they are usually attached to their genitals

# ? Jun 3, 2015 00:06

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

People don't dump their genitals on the table when playing Slaaneshi armies?

# ? Jun 3, 2015 17:24

Fish and Chimps: Feb 16, 2012; mmmfff; Fun Shoe

thespaceinvader posted:

People don't dump their genitals on the table when playing Slaaneshi armies?

i do it all the time. wait, slaaneshi what now?

# ? Jun 4, 2015 07:39

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

thespaceinvader posted:

People don't dump their genitals on the table when playing Slaaneshi armies?

PSA:
People, don't dump your genitals on the table when playing Slaaneshi armies.

# ? Jun 4, 2015 08:19

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

hooman posted:

PSA:
People, don't dump your genitals on the table when playing Slaaneshi armies.

Yeah, you might catch badly painted count-as crabs :v:

# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:19

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

hooman posted:

PSA:
People, don't dump your genitals on the table when playing Slaaneshi armies.

can I still dump then when im NOT playing Slaaneshi armies?

# ? Jun 4, 2015 17:49

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

hooman posted:

PSA:
People, don't dump your genitals on the table when playing Slaaneshi armies.

But how will I play my boobsnake army now?

# ? Jun 4, 2015 18:00

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

All I can dump on the table is my panniculus :smith:

# ? Jun 4, 2015 23:18

jodai: Mar 2, 2010; Banging with all due hardness.

Shadeoses posted:

All I can dump on the table is my panniculus

But you're just a skeleton!?

# ? Jun 5, 2015 01:14

Father Wendigo: Sep 28, 2005; This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

jodai posted:

But you're just a skeleton!?

Something something bone-r.

# ? Jun 5, 2015 04:09

ijyt: Apr 10, 2012

# ? Jun 8, 2015 21:34

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

ijyt posted:

# ? Jun 8, 2015 21:38

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

I think you mean :shepspends:

or possibly :pwn:

.

Holy poo poo that's a lot of money to ruin that way, especially when he's not actually painted the one defining feature of the character the right goddamn colour.

# ? Jun 8, 2015 21:55