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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i thought uwe boll went to jail for murder or fraud or both or something

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

quoting for next page because holy poo poo this is amazing and everyone should watch it. it gets better and better and better

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
this is definitely uwe boll's best film to date

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
did he call ben kingsley a pussy lol

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Uwe Boll, director of movies based on b-level video games, talking poo poo about the marvel film franchise.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

Uwe Boll, director of movies based on b-level video games, talking poo poo about the marvel film franchise.

very peculiar this man

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Sweevo posted:

no, $250 to rent offices, buy servers, AND pay devs

just asked them for a breakdown on what the money will be spent on because i want to see their stupid assumptions

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sweevo posted:

no, $250 to rent offices, buy servers, AND pay devs

i'm going to pretend its a typo

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Bloody posted:

i thought uwe boll went to jail for murder or fraud or both or something

assaulting a defenseless richard kyanka

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Migishu posted:

this is definitely uwe boll's best film to date

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sweevo posted:

no, $250 to rent offices, buy servers, AND pay devs

offices = mom's basement
server = my brother's good gamin rig
devs = that guy from reddit you play games with

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

i'm sur this has been posted but whatever

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/599069035/the-gentleman-no-boner?ref=category_ending_soon

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

amaze. . . . balls

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013


:captainpop:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
lol

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

i assume that $250 thing is just one of those little scams where the KS is launched for a small sum to absolutely guarantee they get paid regardless of success, because they don't actually plan on delivering anything

like how the penny arcade kickstarter was for $1

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Sweevo posted:

no, $250 to rent offices, buy servers, AND pay devs

Vicas posted:

assaulting a defenseless richard kyanka
almost thought these posts were related

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

i assume that $250 thing is just one of those little scams where the KS is launched for a small sum to absolutely guarantee they get paid regardless of success, because they don't actually plan on delivering anything

like how the penny arcade kickstarter was for $1
penny arcade has had two kickstarters. their first, to remove ads, was for $250k. their second, for a podcast, was $10

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

anthonypants posted:

almost thought these posts were related

lol

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Valeyard posted:

uwe bowls kickstarter failed and he went nuts i guess, or this is some joke i dont get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJwEAqzFs4&hd=1

"It's so pissing me off how fake that business is, but also how the young people of today falling in the f*cking trap, because they're all stupid," Uwe Boll began his rant against Marvel fans. "Like wake the f*ck up! Iron Man is not existing. Avengers are not existing. Because they are all f*cking retarded idiots. And Robert Downey Jr. and all them people are idiots. Not idiots, they just grab the money. And they're laughing their asses off that the people pay money to that stupid, absurd sh*t that they are shooting, like Captain America and all that completely crap."
ehh... he seems about right in that quote

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
yeah but his reasoning is that it's bc they don't let him in the cool kid's club to direct their movies

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
im a dumb idiot and didn't realize this thread still existed
I'm the company with 10 employees named, "TECHNOLOGY"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

The Leck posted:

ehh... he seems about right in that quote

uwe boll > sam rami

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PleasureKevin posted:

uwe boll > sam rami

ugh

:fireman:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

A Yolo Wizard posted:

im a dumb idiot and didn't realize this thread still existed


I'm the company with 10 employees named, "TECHNOLOGY"

i've always wanted to start a company called Techno Logy and then never explain how to pronounce it and also instruct all employees to never saw it out loud,

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


what? sam rami made lovely campy movies

uwe boll made lovely campy movies

sam rami went on to make lovely campy movies

uwe boll punched his critics in the face and said he was financed by nazi gold

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PleasureKevin posted:

what? sam rami made lovely campy movies

uwe boll made lovely campy movies

sam rami went on to make lovely campy movies

uwe boll punched his critics in the face and said he was financed by nazi gold

Sam Raimi has made some critically acclaimed movies in between Evil Dead and Spidey.

Uwe Boll can barely bunch up enough fecal matter to compete with a bonobo.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

http://www.minely.net/

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/story

Important kickstarter

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


holy poo poo alert mary roach

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

aw poo poo, only 3.4 million? that means it's going to take place beyond the legal boundary of space, not space space

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Stretch Goal: Slow Motion Blue Danube gently caress

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
why didnt they call it SpaceXXX

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

daft punk railroad posted:

why didnt they call it SpaceXXX

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

daft punk railroad posted:

why didnt they call it SpaceXXX

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Stretch Goal: Slow Motion Blue Danube gently caress

for 20k it can be yours

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
is it actually possible to get a boner in zero gravity

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

daft punk railroad posted:

is it actually possible to get a boner in zero gravity

there is substantial evidence that the answer is "yes"

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

daft punk railroad posted:

why didnt they call it SpaceXXX
whoever titles porn videos aren't as clever as you might think http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Ain%27t...

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
This Ain't Rocket Science - Oops

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